TENNESSEE HATE WEEK COMMENCES: SANDWICHES, BITCHES.
by Orson on Sep 12, 2006 2:49 PM EDT
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Oh, you want trash talk Tennessee? SERIOUS FUCKING TRASH TALK? You're not ready. Don't even act like you're ready for this. Okay, we told you, but you're just gonna find out for you own pitiful self. Yeah, go ahead. We dare you to look at this quote from Tony Joiner:
"We really want to get into somebody else and take their cheese. Make a sandwich in the kitchen. Ham and cheese with a little turkey, mustard and mayonnaise."
Ohhhhhh SNAP! We got sandwiches, bitches. You just died a little, didn't you?
Sandwiches.
(Serious hat tip: WATB.)
We're coming to make a Reuben, baby. REUBENS!
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Institution of higher learning my ass!
by Cool Hand Mike on Sep 12, 2006 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Beat on ‘em as much as you want. They’ll do as much for your SOS this year as last.
by canuck on Sep 12, 2006 3:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Joiner perhaps referencing “The Fulmer Wollongong Whomper” or the “The Trojan ‘05 Legacy Club Sandwich, Sponsored by ESPN”?? Do you think he’s secretly a fan of EDSBS?
I see another t-shirt to add to the store:
“YEAH, WE’RE COMMIN’…TO MAKE SANDWIIIIIIIICHES!!!”
by Aerobab on Sep 12, 2006 3:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess that trash talking has turned into the old blues songs of yesteryear. Everything has double meanings.
Makin’ sandwiches=Beating you down
by Cool Hand Mike on Sep 12, 2006 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is all that crap on top of perfectly good corned beef?
by DevilGrad on Sep 12, 2006 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In honor of the King (Elvis), If you are going to make a Tennessee sandwich how about making a:
Deep Fried Spam Sandwich
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Sep 12, 2006 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he was just trying to distract Fulmer with all the talk of condiments. Fulmer is in his office right now lickin mayo off his fingers (and probably shirt)
by Bhors on Sep 12, 2006 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Without reading the caption, I thought Orson had obtained pics of Jenn Sterger’s nether regions.
by King Harvest on Sep 12, 2006 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just received an email from a friend that lives in Talahassee and he said Mrs Jenn was more like a “beat up eggplant”
by King Harvest on Sep 12, 2006 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why all the dislike towards Jenn Sterger? `
by The Spirit of Heisman Pundit on Sep 12, 2006 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Spirit of Heisman Pundit
I also do not understand all the negativity towards Ms. Sterger. I think she is hot… fake boobies, tan and all. I could understand disliking someone like Rosy O’Donnell, but Ms. Sterger?
Just saw her on the YouTube, and she looked pretty good….
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Sep 12, 2006 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Either U.M. had the team read “Somebody Stole my Cheese” (which would worry me if I were a Gator) or Joiner is majoring in Corporate Motivation. Either way, his quote has to be the highest best use of that book yet.
Nevertheless, I’d tread lightly on the sandwich as metaphor with Fulmer on the other side of the field. You might want to try to turn them into a light dinner salad, or skinless baked chicken breast.
by Ohiodawg on Sep 12, 2006 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When it comes to Ms. Sterger, I would make hot crazy monkey love to her, and let every one of you sick freaks watch. She is DAMN FINE, fake snoobs and all.
Rosie O’Donnell, I heard she make a flag pole go limp once.
by Rome on Sep 12, 2006 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SKLM, you are obviously an idiot.
The King ate deep-fried Peanut butter and Banana sandwiches.
However, you get a pass for the Jen Sterger love.
Paging Stranko…
by Wooderson on Sep 12, 2006 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just read the WATB story…WTF is the defense takling smack for?
“The offense gets all the print, but it’s the Gators defense, ranked second nationally in points allowed”
They’ve played Southern Miss. and UCF for God’s sake!! HUGE offensive machines there. They’re ranked T64 and T88 in PPG, respectively, and even those rankings are inflated because they each hung huge points on SE Louisiana and Villanova, again respectively. And we all know how fierce of a defense Vill. and SE La. each have!
Gimmie a break.
by Aerobab on Sep 12, 2006 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
From Chapelle Show:
“Rosie O’Donnell wears underwear with a dickhole.”
by Cool Hand Mike on Sep 12, 2006 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think Jenn Sterger’s hotness is in question, but man that interview…B-I-T-T-E-R. I would definately like to ride the skin flute to tuna town but only if I could tape that mouth SHUT! My God!
by Mike on Sep 12, 2006 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All this Jenn Sterger talk got me thinking Orson, why not a Top 10 Hottie Superfan poll?
by Mike on Sep 12, 2006 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just watched the video that SKLM posted….sweet fancy Moses, that girl is dumb.
by Phil K. on Sep 12, 2006 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone remember the last time the Gators started talking trash before a game? Which one of UF’s dominating D-lineman was it that said the Gators would definitely beat Alabama….maybe even blow them out. Good call. I say all of this assuming that the sandwich statement is trash talk. WTF is that supposed to mean?
by Power T on Sep 12, 2006 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You had to make us watch that video and think of her as a damaged person with a lousy series of boyfriends. THANKS. Next you’ll tell us Phil Fulmer does charitable work with teen suicide prevention.
Wait…nevermind.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 12, 2006 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got word from Muschamp.
Saturday on the Plains – Fried Twinky Sammiches with Mayo.
You heard it hear first.
by NewAZTiger on Sep 12, 2006 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I second the “hottie of the week” contest…
by TampaPack on Sep 12, 2006 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why aren’t we talking about assorted sandwiches? If Jenn Stenger is brought up with every FSU story I am going to get upset.
by Odell 51 on Sep 12, 2006 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Power T-
It was the linebacker, Jerome Mincey something or other.
Cool Hand Mike-
It was more like, “I bet that bitches underwear got dickholes in it.”
My remarks were not necessarily knocks on Jenn, more like assumptive analogies of her present state after “excessive mileage”
by King Harvest on Sep 12, 2006 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really…sandwich, or Jenn Sterger? Don’t answer until you’ve watched that thar video.
Don’t forget to think about the good, good sandwiches you’ve had in life first.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 12, 2006 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is just bizarre.
I assure you that this is on the bulletin board in the locker room in 400 point Arial Bold font. Lots of exclamation points and stuff.
Nobody takes our cheese.
Nobody.
by Rocky Top Talk on Sep 12, 2006 4:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well the sandwich would probably leave you feeling better longer, especially after you aquire any sort of random possible rash from Jenn…
by TampaPack on Sep 12, 2006 4:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Orson –
Are yall making it up for the game this weekend? If so, will you be sporting jorts?
by Power T on Sep 12, 2006 4:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not with the expense of a trip to the Bama game looming. We’ll be couchin’ it.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 12, 2006 4:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Analogy further into the actual article on Florida Today’s site:
In other words, Joiner means the Gators are going to go into Fulmer’s House and make themselves at home.
by dogtown gator on Sep 12, 2006 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe the correct Rosie quote is
I’ve seen her before. She wears the underwears with the dick-holes in ’em
Is it ironic that a post about sammmiches, includes the one selfserving bitch that needs to eat one?
by Uncle Brian on Sep 12, 2006 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Post#27: Jerome Mincey was a basketball player from Memphis via Puerto Rico who played at UAB. Secondly, heard on local(B’ham)sports show that the Tennessee player, “Inky”, may have to have amputation of arm due to the severity of his injury. No joke, here.
by dragonash on Sep 12, 2006 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Couching it? Will that be before or after you set it aflame while torching an effigy of The Hutt?
by Newspaper Hack on Sep 12, 2006 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Um, she goes to Free Shoes U, Phil K. What did you expect?
by JohnWA on Sep 12, 2006 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks a lot, Orson, now I have to get a Reuben for dinner. No, seriously, thanks. This sandwich is gonna kick ass.
by Phil K. on Sep 12, 2006 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See! Sandwiches win this fight hands-down.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 12, 2006 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
- - It was defensive end Jeremy Mincey that guaranteed either a “regular win” or possibly a blowout. I would love to argue with the latest sandwich analogy but for the life of me I can’t figure out what he’s talking about. I think it might have something to do with UF’s players beating 2 weak-dick schools and thinking they did something. Could be mistaken.
by Power T on Sep 12, 2006 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he just really wants a sandwich.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 12, 2006 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sandwiches, beer, Costco hot dogs, fake booby video girls. God bless you guys.
The terrorists have not won. They haven’t!!!
by SeaTrojan on Sep 12, 2006 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When the late, great Warren Zevon was interviewed shortly before his death from cancer, he was asked what he wished he’d known sooner. His reply:
“Enjoy every sandwich..”
Listen to a little WZ while you eat that rueben, dude..
by jaybuzz on Sep 12, 2006 5:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I would rather watch Jenn Sterger walk around than an SEC football game. At least there would be some movement if Jenn were walking around.
by The Spirit of Heisman Pundit on Sep 12, 2006 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just watched the video. Sandwich only, please; one that doesn’t talk. My God, how bitter will she be when she’s a divorced 34 with a kid?
by SeaTrojan on Sep 12, 2006 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There’s a theme to your comments, and we just can’t put our finger on it…
by Orson Swindle on Sep 12, 2006 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Open faced sandwich! Closed mouth Sterger! Easily. As I quoted at RUTS, “no matter how hot she is, someone’s sick of her you-know-what.”
by Run Up The Score on Sep 12, 2006 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I watched that video of Jenn Stenger…..she’s a whiney ass little bitch.
She might be hot but damn hot only goes so far. I’m telling you Jenn Stenger loves Jenn Stenger. Ive seen hotter anyway.
I bet her pussy smells any way. I mean I should know I’m the AFKAP, i’ve had much pussy in my day.
by Artist Formerly known As Prince on Sep 12, 2006 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the lady doth protest too much. About everything.
Poor kid.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Sep 12, 2006 6:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good call, jaybuzz. “How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?”
I must have listened to that song a thousand times before I realized it was about JFK.
by Phil K. on Sep 12, 2006 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Southern Miss and UCF having lousy offenses statistically might have something to do with playing UF already, ya know? (Getting shutout doesn’t do wonders for your PPG average, after all.) And while neither is a power, they were both bowl teams last year, and UCF at least has a decent shot at winning C-USA (which can’t be that much worse than some of the big conferences this year – ahem, ACC), besides returning a senior quarterback, their entire offensive line, and the C-USA Freshman of the Year at running back. Hell, I’d probably back ’em against Cal, at least if they played in Orlando.
by peachy on Sep 12, 2006 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Florida wins, I fully expect to see any remaining sandwich shop on University Ave. in Gainesville featuring the “Tony Joiner Volunteer” sandwich. Doesn’t cost anything, but you have to make it yourself, preferably after hours.
With UF players speak in metaphors, FSU’s actually do the B&E to grab a bite to eat. See former QB Jared Jones and his hungary burgalry. http://www.longislandpress.com/index.php?show=article&cp=179&a_id=4469
This is the best development in this series since the Zooker stopped getting disgruntled coaches’ faxes from Knoxville Kinko’s. Couldn’t be more excited to have a ham, cheese and turkey sandwich for dinner Saturday night.
by GoneGator on Sep 12, 2006 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Orson, I don’t want it to get lost in the comments, b/c as someone said this quote is begging for a shirt to be made about it, I don’t even care if we lose. It’s trash talk freakin’ gold.
by italiangator on Sep 12, 2006 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TCOAN: Some of these cuties are super high maintenance!
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Sep 12, 2006 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t anyone notice Joiner is not predicting to make sandwiches, but “We really want to”, meaning he hopes to, not saying they will. That does not constitute trash talking. Maybe if you would have gotten a UF education, you would see that.
I’m off to find some Boar’s Head!
by Gatorpilot on Sep 12, 2006 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and the Sterger vid- best part about it is that she’s making that video in a campus classroom, likely with a university camera- I’d know those lightswitches anywhere. So, yeah, good use of resources there. Good luck with that med school, FSU.
by italiangator on Sep 12, 2006 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Hamlet paraphrase, COAN. Sandwiches, Shakespeare references and catcher’s mitts. Where else can you get all that in one place!
by socalirish on Sep 12, 2006 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I don’t think anyone would honestly turn her down. If you would I would like to hear the reasoning.
by The Spirit of Heisman Pundit on Sep 12, 2006 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aesthetic considerations aside, here are some reasons:
1. You’d have to listen to her.
2. A complete lack of self-awareness is generally not an attractive trait.
3. Lumberg fucked her.
by Phil K. on Sep 12, 2006 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Lumberg fucked her line is the only one that made sense. I laughed out loud and my boss wants to know why.
by The Spirit of Heisman Pundit on Sep 12, 2006 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is Florida Hate Week at our site. Come see us
by LWS on Sep 12, 2006 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
She’s a 7.5, not a ten, without any hint of sensuality but an astonishing amount of anger for a young woman.
by SeaTrojan on Sep 12, 2006 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SoHP, I can’t honestly say I’d turn her down, but there’s no way I’d ever hit on a girl who looks and talks like that. Guys who do that deserve whatever they get from her.
“I don’t think it makes me shallow.” Yeah, it does.
Wait, maybe it’s not a load of complete bullshit. I don’t know what I was thinking. Her sluttiness is a form of ‘empowerment’ and a show of her ‘self-confidence’.
by J.J. on Sep 12, 2006 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
like a good friend of mine once said, they all look the same when you take their pants off. now consider that as you put that vid on repeat and play it for two solid hours.
sandwich, please!
by kleph on Sep 12, 2006 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kleph, there are alot better videos than that to watch online these days- let’s face it, Bankie Edwards wasn’t all wrong about the Internet. In fact, he wasn’t wrong at all.
by italiangator on Sep 12, 2006 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“they all look the same when you take their pants off”
You are insane. People who say that and “when the lights are off” are also insane. It definitely isn’t the same, that’s for sure.
by The Spirit of Heisman Pundit on Sep 12, 2006 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My grandparents sent me a write-up of our family history—my great^6 grandfather married a Sarah Louise Fulmer….a shiver ran down my spine, thinking I might be related to Phil, however distant. Ugh.
by Nate on Sep 12, 2006 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jenn Sterger is HIGH MAINTENANCE. Remember, no matter how good looking they are, someone is tired of fucking ’em.
BTW sandwiches are preferred over girls like her.
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 12, 2006 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m still waiting for my Orgeron Broodwich.
by minus the sun-dried tomatoes on Sep 12, 2006 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
After the initial “huh?” I am so ready for breaking-and-entering sammiches at the Vols’ house. yeah, and cheese, too. and little vienna suasages, and oreos, and planter’s peanuts, chocolate syrup, and cheetos, and pickles, and Jenn Sterger….
by damgator on Sep 12, 2006 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that Mountain Dew being served with that Reuben, or simply the worlds weakest beer.
Either way, it is offending my sensibilities. Reminds me of a comment somebody made at a tailgate last year regarding Miller High Life and Korbel…
“In the red cooler, we have the champagne of beers. And in the black cooler, we have the beer of champagnes.”
by Sam on Sep 12, 2006 11:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Re: people saying that they are going to get a sandwich, apparently Ms Sterger thinks that buying food for deadbeats is being a good girlfriend, so perhaps if you go slack-jawed and put a cap on at a jaunty angle, you could get your reuben paid for…
I have two little girls and seeing a young woman so plainly lost in life makes me sad. Did no-one ever show her what it means to have some actual self-worth instead blathering on about empowerment through plastic surgery?
Having written that I can guarantee that 1) I will be mocked mercilessly, and rightly so; and 2) my little horrors will be wearing bikinis over Wilson’s “buy one get one free” faux funbags at the Rose Bowl… supporting UCLA. Or dancing at a Notre Dame MBA tailgate, or something else that would result in my wandering the realm with my eyes poked out.
by DC Trojan on Sep 13, 2006 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
after thinking about it she’s most likely one of them high class females that refuse to give head cause it’s """nasty""", she couldn’t handle the AFKA Prince anyway. I’m sexual chock-O- Lot……..of juice in your face that is Jenn Strenger…….but then again part of me wants to think shes an angry screw, wild monkey sex. but i digress…………….want pancakes?
by Artist Formerly known As Prince on Sep 13, 2006 2:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was waiting for Jenn to show her boobs at the end – what a bummer!
by Wees on Sep 13, 2006 8:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this
I’m the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I’m down on my luck
And I’m down on my luck
And I’m down on my luck
Now I’m hiding in Honduras
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers, guns and money…
What a great song.
Go Gators . . . and make a sandwich!
by OLB on Sep 13, 2006 10:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Florida is fucked.
Nobody messes with Fulmer’s cheese!!
by VolBrian on Sep 13, 2006 12:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SoHP, I don’t think it’s so much that if she was naked and next to us we’d all say no, but if we’re talking about women who are unattainable anyway, we’d rather think we’d say yes to someone hotter and sweeter… or, alternatively, to a very attainable sandwhich… I’m thinking a little Shane’s pulled pork on Texas Toast sounds good right about now…
by RedTide on Sep 13, 2006 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the dumbest fucking website I have ever seen. Laugh when Ainge, Meachem, and co. put 42 points on your ass.
by Mark on Sep 13, 2006 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d put something in Sterger’s mouth to shut her up, but the bitter bitch would probably bite it off.
by Chris on Sep 13, 2006 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bitter is beauty. Mark doesn’t understand the Vols actually suck and the first game was an aberration.
by The Spirit of Heisman Pundit on Sep 13, 2006 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe the scores the boys on this board are giving the girl in the video. 10? 7.5? 6?
That is one plank faced skank ready to spread misery whenever SHE is not actively climaxing. Run the fuck away.
This game is the absolute key to the Gators season. Not the key to the Vols season. The only win that matters in Knoxville is Alabama, cause that’s the only game that matters to the Phat Rat and his future.
Gators move up a little or down a lot after UT. Make that sandwich with two slices of bread, two slices of ham, two slices of turkey, two slices of salami, two slices of tomato, three slices of pepperjack cheese, lettuce, mayo, mustard, and cut it PRECISELY in half.
Do not fart around with trimming the crust off the bread.
GET IT DONE.
by Boclive on Sep 13, 2006 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gators win as Ainge reverts to throwing passes bass ackwards from his end zone.
by bamacpa on Sep 13, 2006 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
…C’mon in Tony, with all your cheese… …Your mouth-fulls comin up!..
by DickStuckInMayoJar on Sep 14, 2006 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG, Holly, I would set u up on a blind date with this Karoake singer who got booted out of a VFW whose singing was “screwed and chopped”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79kRf_HqU4Y
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 19, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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