Sure, three players got arrested for Texas over the weekend, including Tarell Brown, a starting corner on the defending national championship defense. They’re not going to need him. In fact, they could play three on 11 and still win the game, provided those three were Ione Skye, Olesegun Obasanjo, and the one man who matters most in all things in life:

Give up now, Ohio State, and your death by roundhouse kick will be swift and painless. (HT: David.)