Tebow scores. New kid Percy…something or other ran like a banshee. (We’ll look up his last name, since he was running too fast for us to read it on his jersey.) Hiccups a-plenty, but it’s game one. Not a bad way to stretch into the new workout routine, though certainly not the boot party Tennessee held for Cal in Knoxville.

In other news: Chan Gailey is a complete imbecile. That is all.