FOOTBALL BEGINS. YOUNG MEN GALLOP TERRIBLY.
The rest of Football Christmas will come tomorrow. As for tonight, let this put you in the key of football:
Autumn Begins in Martins Ferry, Ohio
In the Shreve High football stadium,
I think of Polacks nursing long beers in Tiltonsville,
And gray faces of Negroes in the blast furnace at Benwood,
And the ruptured night watchman of Wheeling Steel,
Dreaming of heroes.
All the proud fathers are ashamed to go home.
Their women cluck like starved pullets,
Dying for love.
Therefore,
Their sons grow suicidally beautiful
At the beginning of October,
And gallop terribly against each other’s bodies.
–James Wright

Football, dammit. Football.












1
Amen.
The first two games of the college season in my home state (Northwestern @ Miami and Minnesota @ Kent) kick off in about 40 minutes.
Comment by DevilGrad — August 31, 2006 @ 6:57 pm
2
we’re just a half hour away. and it’s the Ol’ Ball Coach. Special.
Comment by The Big Picture — August 31, 2006 @ 6:58 pm
3
wonder if people dislike sylvester croom in Mississippi because he’s bla…err, not a great coach yet.
Comment by The Dish — August 31, 2006 @ 7:00 pm
4
I know it’s not football, but I feel like I have to point out that Bill Mazeroski is a Tiltonsville Polack.
Comment by strangebrew — August 31, 2006 @ 7:04 pm
5
*Sniff*
Awful dusty in here…ain’t it?
Comment by Sam — August 31, 2006 @ 7:12 pm
6
That poem is apt. AAAAPPPPPTTTTT!!!!
Comment by kate — August 31, 2006 @ 7:14 pm
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holy hell, that picture is of my alma mater, lewis and clark college, we had to cut our season short last year as only 20ish players were on the roster.
Comment by mfdoom — August 31, 2006 @ 7:16 pm
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Can you see it? I guess you can’t…it was a tear, running down my face. Damn how I love College Football.
Comment by Stockman — August 31, 2006 @ 7:47 pm
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Ummm, I wouldn’t want to be the SC QB after that first play of the season. I can’t imagine the old ball coach is too happy about that 1 ‘n out.
Comment by Lucas — August 31, 2006 @ 8:05 pm
10
I’m surpised the Visored One didn’t drop dead of a stroke after that wonderful play.
Comment by Chuck — August 31, 2006 @ 9:07 pm
11
Statistic of the season so far- on the Central Michigan squad, 22 out of 108 players are DBs.
Comment by italiangator — August 31, 2006 @ 9:30 pm
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is it just me or is this USC-MSU game taking FOREVER? or has it just been that long since football has been on? Happy football christmas everyone, it’s been a long time coming.
Comment by J — August 31, 2006 @ 10:17 pm
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God, all those people have is football. Are you suggesting something about us?
Comment by Donnie trismegistus — August 31, 2006 @ 11:13 pm
14
In an earlier post, you mentioned that the worst thing that could happen for your UF-Southern Miss game would be Rece Davis cutting in. So what does it say when ASU is tied at 14 with NORTHERN FREAKING ARIZONA going into the 4th?!?!?!?!
Comment by Mark — September 1, 2006 @ 12:23 am
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I think of Polacks nursing long beers in Tiltonsville,
***Polacks***..think of Pan Zbiikowski
Christmas came 2 days early for me…
MY CYCLONES WON IN OVERTIME AGAINST TOLEDO
Comment by J.J. — September 1, 2006 @ 12:34 am
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J,
Actually, I thought the game was FLYING along - the kickoff was at about 10 after 8 and halftime came at about 9:25. I think it ended right at 3 hours, give or take a few minutes.
That said, I HATE the new time rules.
This “starting the clock after change of possession thing” is going to drive some coach to choke his assistants or starting QB. I am all for speeding up the game, but why, oh why, can’t the NCAA just adopt the NFL rules?!
Oh, and Miss State may have the worst Division I offense I have ever seen. Outside of their Freshman RB Dixon, there isn’t a lot of talent there.
Sly has his work cut out for him.
Go Cocks!
Comment by GamecockTony — September 1, 2006 @ 8:11 am
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Test
Comment by tbmd96 — September 1, 2006 @ 8:16 am
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Test
Comment by Trent — September 1, 2006 @ 8:16 am
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I dare James Wright’s ghost to call Tom Zibikowski a Polack.
Comment by anon — September 1, 2006 @ 8:59 am
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Archie Bunker would get his ass kicked by Tommy.
Comment by J.J. — September 1, 2006 @ 11:54 am