FOOTBALL BEGINS. YOUNG MEN GALLOP TERRIBLY.
The rest of Football Christmas will come tomorrow. As for tonight, let this put you in the key of football:
Autumn Begins in Martins Ferry, Ohio
In the Shreve High football stadium,
I think of Polacks nursing long beers in Tiltonsville,
And gray faces of Negroes in the blast furnace at Benwood,
And the ruptured night watchman of Wheeling Steel,
Dreaming of heroes.
All the proud fathers are ashamed to go home.
Their women cluck like starved pullets,
Dying for love.
Therefore,
Their sons grow suicidally beautiful
At the beginning of October,
And gallop terribly against each other’s bodies.
–James Wright

Football, dammit. Football.









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DevilGrad says:
Amen.
The first two games of the college season in my home state (Northwestern @ Miami and Minnesota @ Kent) kick off in about 40 minutes.
August 31st, 2006 at 6:57 pm
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The Big Picture says:
we’re just a half hour away. and it’s the Ol’ Ball Coach. Special.
August 31st, 2006 at 6:58 pm
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The Dish says:
wonder if people dislike sylvester croom in Mississippi because he’s bla…err, not a great coach yet.
August 31st, 2006 at 7:00 pm
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strangebrew says:
I know it’s not football, but I feel like I have to point out that Bill Mazeroski is a Tiltonsville Polack.
August 31st, 2006 at 7:04 pm
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Sam says:
*Sniff*
Awful dusty in here…ain’t it?
August 31st, 2006 at 7:12 pm
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kate says:
That poem is apt. AAAAPPPPPTTTTT!!!!
August 31st, 2006 at 7:14 pm
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mfdoom says:
holy hell, that picture is of my alma mater, lewis and clark college, we had to cut our season short last year as only 20ish players were on the roster.
August 31st, 2006 at 7:16 pm
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Stockman says:
Can you see it? I guess you can’t…it was a tear, running down my face. Damn how I love College Football.
August 31st, 2006 at 7:47 pm
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Lucas says:
Ummm, I wouldn’t want to be the SC QB after that first play of the season. I can’t imagine the old ball coach is too happy about that 1 ‘n out.
August 31st, 2006 at 8:05 pm
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Chuck says:
I’m surpised the Visored One didn’t drop dead of a stroke after that wonderful play.
August 31st, 2006 at 9:07 pm
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italiangator says:
Statistic of the season so far- on the Central Michigan squad, 22 out of 108 players are DBs.
August 31st, 2006 at 9:30 pm
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J says:
is it just me or is this USC-MSU game taking FOREVER? or has it just been that long since football has been on? Happy football christmas everyone, it’s been a long time coming.
August 31st, 2006 at 10:17 pm
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Donnie trismegistus says:
God, all those people have is football. Are you suggesting something about us?
August 31st, 2006 at 11:13 pm
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Mark says:
In an earlier post, you mentioned that the worst thing that could happen for your UF-Southern Miss game would be Rece Davis cutting in. So what does it say when ASU is tied at 14 with NORTHERN FREAKING ARIZONA going into the 4th?!?!?!?!
September 1st, 2006 at 12:23 am
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J.J. says:
I think of Polacks nursing long beers in Tiltonsville,
***Polacks***..think of Pan Zbiikowski
Christmas came 2 days early for me…
MY CYCLONES WON IN OVERTIME AGAINST TOLEDO
September 1st, 2006 at 12:34 am
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GamecockTony says:
J,
Actually, I thought the game was FLYING along – the kickoff was at about 10 after 8 and halftime came at about 9:25. I think it ended right at 3 hours, give or take a few minutes.
That said, I HATE the new time rules.
This “starting the clock after change of possession thing” is going to drive some coach to choke his assistants or starting QB. I am all for speeding up the game, but why, oh why, can’t the NCAA just adopt the NFL rules?!
Oh, and Miss State may have the worst Division I offense I have ever seen. Outside of their Freshman RB Dixon, there isn’t a lot of talent there.
Sly has his work cut out for him.
Go Cocks!
September 1st, 2006 at 8:11 am
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tbmd96 says:
Test
September 1st, 2006 at 8:16 am
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Trent says:
Test
September 1st, 2006 at 8:16 am
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anon says:
I dare James Wright’s ghost to call Tom Zibikowski a Polack.
September 1st, 2006 at 8:59 am
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J.J. says:
Archie Bunker would get his ass kicked by Tommy.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:54 am