GETTING TRASHED ON OLIVE LOLLIPOPS: ORSON GUESTS ON SMQ

At first I was going to ask, “What the goddamn piss-hell is an ‘olive lollipop’,” but then I clicked on the link to the NYT story. I shouldn’t have. How on earth do you manage to fuck up liquor? Particularly vodka — it’s virtually perfect! Science, you’ve officially gone too far!

Orson, I know the game’s on PPV in Florida, but can those outside of the state still purchase it? I’ve never been able to get a real answer for the first couple games, mainly because I’ve always been in state, but now I’m trying to figure this question out- any insight would make me eternally grateful.

Gameday and gameday alone, Italiangator. That’s how we’ll be watching it.

Thanks Orson- just found out there’s a bar in town that’s carrying it, so that just made my week.

I need to find a bar in Slippery Rock, PA to watch the Gators. Please tell me someone knows where to go? Stupid weddings…

Buck up, Nick.

Open bar and slutty bridesmaids? How can you not like a wedding?

There’s bound to be a TV there – even in Slippery Rock.