JOEPA, AVID COLLECTOR OF HOT TUBS
Joe Paterno? The hardest of the hard, according to Losers With Socks:
Few know of his elaborate tastes, however. JoePa reportedly has an insatiable appetite for Italian race cars, quality mescaline, and classy amateur porn. Before his untimely death, Eazy-E was once quoted as saying that JoePa “could snort more blow than a Peruvian army.” He is an avid collector of hot tubs.
Check out the other “Mickey Rourke-hard” members of the list here.
We’re pretty sure Rich Brooks would qualify somewhere around “Christopher Lowell”-hard.
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brain says:
MAy we get a post on how and why CBS sportsline writer Dennis Dodd suck so unbelievibly bad. I normally don’t stoop to the “he just plain sucks” level, but some of the things he said were just vile. In his “games to watch” article. What a deweeb! That being said, I think his bald head is darling!
August 29th, 2006 at 10:15 am
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Aerobab says:
The REAL question is where does Orson fit into the hardness scale? I’m thinking 3.7 = Brian James Hellwig-hard.
In 1993, Jim Hellwig legally changed his name to Warrior in order to retain the legal rights to use the name outside of the WWF. The one-word name appears on all legal documents pertaining to Warrior, and his children carry the Warrior name as their legal surname.
Now if that isn’t bad-ass, I don’t know what is.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:34 am
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immikefazz says:
Mildly amusing, but the blogger must be 12 years old. Penn State wasn’t playing Michigan in 1986…they hadn’t played Michigan until 1993, their initial year in the Big Ten.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:37 am
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irishjihad says:
Thanks for the love.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:38 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Aerobab, we’re probably somewhere around “talc” in terms of hardness.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:41 am
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Lloyd Braun says:
As a contributing member of Loser With Socks I can tell you that the blogger is not 12 years old but he is mildly retarded.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:48 am
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irishjihad says:
And by mildly, you mean severely, right?
August 29th, 2006 at 10:55 am
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Aerobab says:
…we’re probably somewhere around “talc” in terms of hardness.
No, sir…with all due respect, I don’t buy that.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:56 am
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volfan462...whatever says:
I apologize to all you Big 11 guys who are so upset that I got the 86′ game wrong. I’m an SEC guy, so I don’t generally care about the conference or its history. Unless, of course, it concerns Bill Duff stuffing Eddie George or Jason Witten shredding the Wolverine D.
August 29th, 2006 at 11:00 am
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Lloyd Braun says:
By severly you mean gay, right?
August 29th, 2006 at 11:03 am
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irishjihad says:
Bingo
August 29th, 2006 at 11:14 am
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PSUgirl says:
gay retarded? Maybe Canadian.
August 29th, 2006 at 11:37 am
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Lloyd Braun says:
PSU girl – R U hot?
August 29th, 2006 at 11:45 am
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oc phil says:
Those guys are funny in a good way. Also the not so good way since several of them are picking Arkansas over USC.
August 29th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
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Kanu says:
I’m pretty sure that “Christopher Lowell-hard” is an indicator on a completely different scale.
August 29th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
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gerry Faust says:
Would I top Knute?
August 29th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
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Phil K. says:
“JoePa” and “insatiable appetite” in the same sentence? Okay, but where are the “BRAAAAIIIIIIINS”?
August 29th, 2006 at 1:55 pm