JOEPA, AVID COLLECTOR OF HOT TUBS

by Orson on Aug 29, 2006 10:06 AM EDT

Joe Paterno? The hardest of the hard, according to Losers With Socks:

Few know of his elaborate tastes, however. JoePa reportedly has an insatiable appetite for Italian race cars, quality mescaline, and classy amateur porn. Before his untimely death, Eazy-E was once quoted as saying that JoePa "could snort more blow than a Peruvian army." He is an avid collector of hot tubs.

Check out the other "Mickey Rourke-hard" members of the list here.

We're pretty sure Rich Brooks would qualify somewhere around "Christopher Lowell"-hard.

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MAy we get a post on how and why CBS sportsline writer Dennis Dodd suck so unbelievibly bad. I normally don’t stoop to the “he just plain sucks” level, but some of the things he said were just vile. In his “games to watch” article. What a deweeb! That being said, I think his bald head is darling!

by brain on Aug 29, 2006 10:15 AM EDT reply actions

The REAL question is where does Orson fit into the hardness scale? I’m thinking 3.7 = Brian James Hellwig-hard.

In 1993, Jim Hellwig legally changed his name to Warrior in order to retain the legal rights to use the name outside of the WWF. The one-word name appears on all legal documents pertaining to Warrior, and his children carry the Warrior name as their legal surname.

Now if that isn’t bad-ass, I don’t know what is.

by Aerobab on Aug 29, 2006 10:34 AM EDT reply actions

Mildly amusing, but the blogger must be 12 years old. Penn State wasn’t playing Michigan in 1986…they hadn’t played Michigan until 1993, their initial year in the Big Ten.

by immikefazz on Aug 29, 2006 10:37 AM EDT reply actions

Thanks for the love.

by irishjihad on Aug 29, 2006 10:38 AM EDT reply actions

Aerobab, we’re probably somewhere around “talc” in terms of hardness.

by Orson Swindle on Aug 29, 2006 10:41 AM EDT reply actions

As a contributing member of Loser With Socks I can tell you that the blogger is not 12 years old but he is mildly retarded.

by Lloyd Braun on Aug 29, 2006 10:48 AM EDT reply actions

And by mildly, you mean severely, right?

by irishjihad on Aug 29, 2006 10:55 AM EDT reply actions

…we’re probably somewhere around "talc" in terms of hardness.

No, sir…with all due respect, I don’t buy that.

by Aerobab on Aug 29, 2006 10:56 AM EDT reply actions

I apologize to all you Big 11 guys who are so upset that I got the 86’ game wrong. I’m an SEC guy, so I don’t generally care about the conference or its history. Unless, of course, it concerns Bill Duff stuffing Eddie George or Jason Witten shredding the Wolverine D.

by volfan462...whatever on Aug 29, 2006 11:00 AM EDT reply actions