FOOTBALL IN THREE DAYS. YOU NEED FANCY PANTIES.

by Orson on Aug 28, 2006 6:13 PM EDT

Football rolls on by in three days, which can mean only one thing: YOU NEED FANCY PANTIES. Oh, how lucky you are that we know just the pair for your:

Fancy panties, flaming couch t-shirts, and all the rest may be found at the EDSBS store. CONSUME! It's for the children, really.

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I plan to debut my flaming couch t-shirt (that I retrieved from my mailbox this afternoon, thank you) next Saturday when the dawgs roll in to Williams-Brice stadium to take their whuppin’!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ahem….sorry about that. Carry on.

by Continuation T. Arranger on Aug 28, 2006 6:57 PM EDT reply actions

I smell a lawsuit if you’re not going to offer jockstraps for us menfolk. Well, smell is not a good word in this case. How about the potential for a lawsuit exists?

by dragonash on Aug 28, 2006 7:38 PM EDT reply actions

Those are unisex. Kirai-Pantsu. Japanese spicy pants. No purple smiling panda?

by irishoutsider on Aug 28, 2006 8:12 PM EDT reply actions

Unisex.? Maybe “on the strip” in Tuscaloosa or on Mike Shula, but, universally unisex, I don’t think so.

by dragonash on Aug 28, 2006 8:52 PM EDT reply actions

That kind of male attire might cut it at Borchmore, but we have rules against that kind of thing around here.

by jakldawg on Aug 28, 2006 10:06 PM EDT reply actions

Who got the job of averaging out the thong measurements across student bodies to get the S – M – L sizing set? It seems like the kind of statistical analysis you’d want to have a GA Tech student undertake but where would they find the subjects? These are the kinds of thing I wonder about while working on TPS reports at 10.30 on a Monday night…

by DC Trojan on Aug 28, 2006 10:36 PM EDT reply actions

If they used Ga Tech coeds, SEC girls will need to order at least one size smaller than usual.

by Chg on Aug 29, 2006 12:51 AM EDT reply actions

While I truly appreciate your old school nod to PSU’s original colors – I really need a “ladies” shirt in Blue and White.

by PSUgirl on Aug 29, 2006 8:47 AM EDT reply actions

Might these come in the edible variety?

by NoleinTexas on Aug 29, 2006 10:07 AM EDT reply actions

off the subject…but I was wondering if anyone knew what espn duo is calling the south caroliana – miss. state game

by matt on Aug 29, 2006 10:42 AM EDT reply actions

what is the significance of the number eleven on the edsbs.com shirts?

by adam on Aug 29, 2006 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

It belonged to a certain Fla. qb.

by Orson Swindle on Aug 29, 2006 10:45 AM EDT reply actions

11…further evidence of a sick man crush

by matt on Aug 29, 2006 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

Our palms are too hairy to hide.

by Orson Swindle on Aug 29, 2006 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

Way back in March I made Orson an EDSBS tee at one of those places where you can get custom-made shirts (on Hollywood Blvd— shiny!!). I was very torn about whether to use #7 or #11, but in the end, there really was no contest.

The shirt that’s up on the site is pretty much the same thing as the one I had made.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Aug 29, 2006 11:17 AM EDT reply actions

“Unisex.? Maybe "on the strip" in Tuscaloosa or on Mike Shula, but, universally unisex, I don’t think so.”

Ahhhhh……The obligatory Napoleon complex thread hijack.

by JohnInHuntsville on Aug 29, 2006 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

i wonder if kenny irons can read, probably just the latest in a long line of illiterate rbs

by matt on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

OOH, John, your such an intellectual and a trained mind reader too boot!! You’ve got me figured out. Go suck Finebaum’s cock, OK?

by dragonash on Aug 29, 2006 11:47 AM EDT reply actions

dragonash…are you a uab fan, is that name a reference to that fire-breathing barney of a mascot

by matt on Aug 29, 2006 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

oh, duh. how odd that you would choose spurrier over jesse palmer.

by adam on Aug 29, 2006 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

Hot, as in spicy, would be “karai”, not “kirai”, Irish Outsider. You basically just said they were “hate pants”. Not sure where you get that they’re unisex—unless your in Shinjuku 3-chome (Think Tokyo’s version of West Hollywood) on a Saturday night.

by Nate on Aug 29, 2006 6:58 PM EDT reply actions