TEXAS WINS AGAIN!
A mythical national championship in football is cool enough, but now UT-Austin has something to really celebrate. The Longhorns took out last years’ champions, Wisconsin, and fended off tough challenges from Penn State and West Virginia to take the Princeton Review #1 Party School title. Breaking down the numbers a bit, Texas had an impressive showing by finishing 2nd in hard liquor usage, 3rd in beer consumption and 13th in marijuana (which would have been a top ten if they counted Matthew McConaughey).
Party On Horns!
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No one is going to read this, because it’s a three day old thread, but I got to throw on this caption to the picture.
Jenna: “And by senior year daddy, they taught us to count to TWO.”
W: “That’s great honey… just like USC.”
Comment by E-Man — August 24, 2006 @ 2:04 am
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Repressed Baptist kids from small town Texas who have been hiding their love of beer from their parents and God since they were 16? Check. Don’t kid yourself, those kids up in Baylor can drink some beer, and the head to George’s to do so legally.
Comment by The Stos — August 23, 2006 @ 6:57 pm
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This list looks a little fishy. I “attended” classes at Missouri and attended classses at Iowa. At Mizzou, going to class was a good means to catch up on sleep, to sober up, and find out about the next party. Hell, the fraternaties posted pary invitations on the blackboards. The best part? The faculty did not erase them.
At Iowa, going to class was a good means to actually passing the class and remaining on track for graduation. Plus, it is damn too cold in November let alone January to hit the bars in downtown Iowa City. Now, Columbia… Much different story.
Plus, Baylor is not on the Stone Cold Sober schools but Wellesley is? Did the Princeton Review ever hear of the F*ck Bus, the rolling cavalcade of Wellesley womyn who take to the bus out the Mass Pike to UMass? Now, Smith is a different story.
Again, where is the love for Baylor? Dry County? Check. Cops taking beer at the county line? Check. No dancing on campus? Check.
Comment by milevin — August 23, 2006 @ 6:18 pm
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I think these rankings are largely based on MIP’s, MIL’s, busted parties, etc. That is why Ole Miss is high up there. You can’t walk down the street sober without being harrassed by the police.
Comment by jd — August 23, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
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“there’s more cocaine done in tuscaloosa in one weekend than in oxford during the entire year â€
More cocaine done in tuscaloosa means more robberies and murder of cats beacuse you are that strung out to feed your horrible addiction to snort, fuck and make accidental crack babies. See the people at Ole Miss can just BUY the shit, not rob for the shit.
“Lemme tell you something Joe Rogan…I smoke rocks”
Comment by CincinnastiCOCKS — August 23, 2006 @ 1:32 pm