Everyday Should Be Saturday

August 22, 2006

OLSON NAMED STARTER AT UCLA

In a case of deja vu, Dorrell has named Olson as the Bruins’ starting QBBen “don’t call me Drew” Olson is a 23 year old sophomore who spent a few years staying in shape by riding a bicycle around in long dark slacks carrying the book of Mormon.  The Bruins hope that he can be the next Chris Weinke and lead them to the promised land. 

ORSON’S ON THE ROAD

And wants you to know that he probably won’t be able to post today.  What he doesn’t want you to know is why, but I’ll tell you anyway.  (more…)

CRANK UP THE RUMOR MILL

Is jilted ASU quarterback Sam Keller heading East to Lincoln?  Sources say it is a consideration.  Keep your eyes on this Koetter fustercluck as it is sure to stay interesting. 

TEXAS WINS AGAIN!

A mythical national championship in football is cool enough, but now UT-Austin has something to really celebrate.  The Longhorns took out last years’ champions, Wisconsin, and fended off tough challenges from Penn State and West Virginia to take the Princeton Review #1 Party School title.  Breaking down the numbers a bit, Texas had an impressive showing by finishing 2nd in hard liquor usage, 3rd in beer consumption and 13th in marijuana (which would have been a top ten if they counted Matthew McConaughey). 

Party On Horns!

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