SYLVESTER CROOM PUTS ON THE FANCY PANTS

I wonder what would happen if Croom and NC State’s Chuck Amato were to face off on the field. I don’t think Chuck The Chest has donned the pads and helmets with his charges, but he’s certainly in good enough shape to do two a days himself.

Having seen the picture of Croom in pads made me wonder what would happen if my coach, his cross-state rival’s coach, The Orgeron decided to show up in pads at practice some day.

In his case, it wouldn’t be too much of a joke. I’d also bet that a few QBs might wet their pants at the thought that he might line up with the defense for a play or two.

I bet he could still clean someone’s clock if it came to it.

It would look like The Waterboy meets The Story of Rikki-Oh.

Actually, The Orgeron has in fact practiced before. Oh, he didn’t need any pads.

What would happen if Croom crooned? It would make the Indian Ocean Tsunami look like, well, a day at the beach.

He’s might just have some big brass ones. I can see why Coach Bryant thought so highly of him.

I’d like to see Croom vs. Weis in full pads, though I think Weis would need help putting on his gear. (He has been able to tie his shoe laces since the late 70’s.)

Actually, Croom looks like he can still do some damage.

All of those years of the White Man putting the Black Man down have built pressure inside that ’ol dog for all those years and total chaos would be unleashed, if given the opportunity.

What? Is no one going to ask? Fine. I will.

Is that a Members Only jacket?

Actually, I would like to hear the radio broadcast (and not see it, of course) of a sumo-wrestling-showdown-hodown, in full sumo wrestler thong regalia, with Croom, Weis, Fulmer, Bo Schembechler and Shanahan of the Broncos thrown in for laughs.

I think Croom would win going away.

This brings up a good point. Why wasn’t Croom included in the Burger King Meatnormous Division of the Coaches’ Death Match? He’s definitely put it on over the years.

“You know why you’re being demoted, Mr. Darnell? Because I’m sick and tired of our football team getting pushed all over the field. Thank you, sit down. I want PRECISION. I want a weight program. And if you don’t like it, Mr. Darnell, you can quit. Same goes for the rest of you. You’ve tried it your way for years. And your students can’t even get past the minimum basic skills test. That means they can HARDLY READ!”

reading is overrated

What a pussy! My High School coach was like 60 something and would go against us in no pads even though we were in full pads. I guess they don’t make ’em like that anymore.

does anybody else look at that picture and feel Croom’s eyes penetrating your soul. This arguably means that Croom can read your mind, but cannot however, run anything that is remotely similar to an actual college offense. I’m sure Spurrier will pull his visor low to avoid the Sylvester Super Stare.

Is the Orgeron catch-able, like the flu? Does his mindset infect others around him so that in a few short years Jim Tressel is going to walk into a preseason meeting with his sweatervest off, and be more cut than some of his players?

Last night’s Falcons-Patriots game should serve as a reminder of what a black hole Starksville really is. What a waste of talent Norwood was down there.

Funny you should mention that…..

Re: “I wonder what would happen if Croom and NC State’s Chuck Amato were to face off on the field. I don’t think Chuck The Chest has donned the pads and helmets with his charges, but he’s certainly in good enough shape to do two a days himself.”

Didn’t Orgeron do a chain saw impression on Tuberville’s face when they were both on the staff at Miami?

I don’t think Croom would allow someone to paint a shitty picture of a large cock on his hand like Mr. Steve did.

At least he didn’t put on a clown suit and castrate a bull like Jackie did………did he?

No, he did not. Croom told the bull cut his own balls off and he did.