BECK STILL AWOL FROM NEBRASKA PRACTICES. JOSH PORTIS' MOM HAS NO COMMENT.
by Orson on Aug 7, 2006 11:37 AM EDT
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PrintHarrison Beck, backup qb at Nebraska, is still AWOL from practice, citing overall unhappiness at the number of snaps he's seeing behind 'Husker starter Zac Taylor. Beck made this statement indirectly through his mother, who doesn't know where he is but "called to say he's safe," following the hottest trend in NCAA scholarship player PR, using your mother as your professional spokesperson. In response, Bill Callahan said he wanted to do whatever was in Beck's best interests, which is code for "toobusyforthiscraptakesomeboilerplatequoteandrun."
Give all credit for this to Allen Iverson's mom, however, a pioneer in the field.
What do you know about AI? Huh? What?
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“Man, what we talking bout here?
We talkin’ ’bout practice yo"
by Adam on Aug 7, 2006 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
“why do i haffto? why do i haffto? why do i hafto?”
by krevice on Aug 7, 2006 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
Not a game. Not a game. Not a game……but practice
by Cool Hand Mike on Aug 7, 2006 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
This class act of a person names one son Allen Iverson, and the other Mister Allen Iverson.
As Don King would say, Only in America!
by PSUrob on Aug 7, 2006 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
Beck is now officially gone from Nebraska. Supposedly, three schools, including NC State, are interested in him.
by Beergut on Aug 7, 2006 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
“Callahan declined to comment on Beck-Bothwell’s comments and said his conversation with the stepfather would remain private.”
which is code for what he really said:
“You tell that overhyped, egomaniac kid of yours that his happy little ass better be back in my doghouse within 24 hours or he can play mop-up duty for that little white-haired pussy coach down at Texas A&M”.
Teammate Joe Ganz, who along with Beck was battling for the No. 2 spot behind starting quarterback Zac Taylor, said he was surprised by the news. “We didn’t see it coming,” Ganz said. “We had no idea.”
which is code for:
“Good riddance and I hope he wore his panties out with him. Now I’m one nick away from being the starting QB at The University of Fucking Nebraska.”
by JohnInHuntsville on Aug 8, 2006 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
didn’t see this one coming; hadn’t heard a peep from beck and i chalked it all up maturity. i was saying that he was pretty level-headed.
whoa yah. totally misread that one.
by rt on Aug 8, 2006 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Did Tawanna tell you dat?
Did She? Did She??
Who tole you that?
You din’t hear that from Tawanna??
Thank YOU! Thank YOU!!
AI’s mom is my mom on speed!!
by A.G. on Aug 8, 2006 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
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