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	<title>Comments on: WE PROMISE TO STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD AFTER THIS: UM SUSPENDS FOUR FOR OPENER</title>
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		<title>By: PSUgirl</title>
		<link>http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/08/01/we-promise-to-step-away-from-the-keyboard-after-this-um-suspends-four-for-opener/comment-page-1/#comment-101187</link>
		<dc:creator>PSUgirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>aww, I liked the UM - cause, for a second I was happy - then confused - then disappointed, again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aww, I liked the UM &#8211; cause, for a second I was happy &#8211; then confused &#8211; then disappointed, again.</p>
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		<title>By: Corey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Corey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course Moore and Moss weren&#039;t going to play anyway. Moore was previously suspended for the first two games and Moss hasn&#039;t fully recovered from his latest knee injury.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course Moore and Moss weren&#8217;t going to play anyway. Moore was previously suspended for the first two games and Moss hasn&#8217;t fully recovered from his latest knee injury.</p>
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		<title>By: MichJoe</title>
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		<dc:creator>MichJoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is there any way we could, I dunno, differentiate between Miami and Michigan&#039;s initials?  I saw &#039;UM&#039; in the headline and about had a heart attack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there any way we could, I dunno, differentiate between Miami and Michigan&#8217;s initials?  I saw &#8216;UM&#8217; in the headline and about had a heart attack.</p>
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		<title>By: PSUgirl</title>
		<link>http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2006/08/01/we-promise-to-step-away-from-the-keyboard-after-this-um-suspends-four-for-opener/comment-page-1/#comment-100920</link>
		<dc:creator>PSUgirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate Miami - it&#039;s almost like they do this just to hurt me.  It&#039;s sickening enough that I have to root for them once a year - and now this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate Miami &#8211; it&#8217;s almost like they do this just to hurt me.  It&#8217;s sickening enough that I have to root for them once a year &#8211; and now this.</p>
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		<title>By: Senor Pez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Senor Pez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another lead Purdue can&#039;t hold onto. Sheesh...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another lead Purdue can&#8217;t hold onto. Sheesh&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: JR</title>
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		<dc:creator>JR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;It&#039;s all the same incident,&quot; [Head Coach Larry Coker] said. &quot;The message is pretty clear -- we have high standards here. We&#039;re a program of quality kids. And these kids are good kids. They&#039;re not bad kids. But we&#039;ve got to get this message across.&quot;

So, I&#039;ve learned 2 new euphemisms from Miami today:

1.  &quot;High Standards&quot; = &quot;getting suspended&quot;

2.  &quot;quality kids&quot; or &quot;good kids&quot; = &quot;Getting shot in the a$$ and having my roommate return fire&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s all the same incident,&#8221; [Head Coach Larry Coker] said. &#8220;The message is pretty clear &#8212; we have high standards here. We&#8217;re a program of quality kids. And these kids are good kids. They&#8217;re not bad kids. But we&#8217;ve got to get this message across.&#8221;</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;ve learned 2 new euphemisms from Miami today:</p>
<p>1.  &#8220;High Standards&#8221; = &#8220;getting suspended&#8221;</p>
<p>2.  &#8220;quality kids&#8221; or &#8220;good kids&#8221; = &#8220;Getting shot in the a$$ and having my roommate return fire&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Cool Hand Mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cool Hand Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hope nobody put money on Da U before this came out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope nobody put money on Da U before this came out.</p>
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