WE PROMISE TO STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD AFTER THIS: UM SUSPENDS FOUR FOR OPENER

by Orson on Aug 1, 2006 2:43 PM EDT

Miami suspends four for the opener against FSU, including receiver Ryan Moore, whose suspension is a holdover from his Peach Bowl punishment. That this can't be considered close to big news today is a tribute to the awe-inducing achievement of earning 28 Fulmer Cup points in a span of four days.

We promise to step away from the computer now for at least one hour.

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Hope nobody put money on Da U before this came out.

by Cool Hand Mike on Aug 1, 2006 2:53 PM EDT reply actions

“It’s all the same incident,” [Head Coach Larry Coker] said. “The message is pretty clear — we have high standards here. We’re a program of quality kids. And these kids are good kids. They’re not bad kids. But we’ve got to get this message across.”

So, I’ve learned 2 new euphemisms from Miami today:

1. “High Standards” = “getting suspended”

2. “quality kids” or “good kids” = “Getting shot in the a$$ and having my roommate return fire”

by JR on Aug 1, 2006 3:10 PM EDT reply actions

Another lead Purdue can’t hold onto. Sheesh…

by Senor Pez on Aug 1, 2006 3:14 PM EDT reply actions

I hate Miami – it’s almost like they do this just to hurt me. It’s sickening enough that I have to root for them once a year – and now this.

by PSUgirl on Aug 1, 2006 5:58 PM EDT reply actions

Is there any way we could, I dunno, differentiate between Miami and Michigan’s initials? I saw ‘UM’ in the headline and about had a heart attack.

by MichJoe on Aug 2, 2006 8:33 AM EDT reply actions

Of course Moore and Moss weren’t going to play anyway. Moore was previously suspended for the first two games and Moss hasn’t fully recovered from his latest knee injury.

by Corey on Aug 2, 2006 11:28 AM EDT reply actions