SEND IN…THE CLOWNS…EDSBS TELETHON DAY TWO
Wasn’t that a lovely duet? Just lovely. We’d like to thank Glenn Danzig and Dionne Warwick for that stirring rendition of “Separate Lives.” Just special people helping us do a special thing here at the EDSBS telethon, day two of three.
We’d like to kowtow and thank the donors who’ve already given $850 bucks toward the goal of putting EDSBS on a dedicated server–you’re all beautiful people who deserve all the sex and fancy panties life can throw at you. As we cruise into day two, we’ll remind you of why we’re doing this:
–To put EDSBS on its own dedicated server for the next year.
–To throw something back to the designers and tech types who’ve chipped in for free over the past year.
–To purchase beer for the EDSBS tailgate fundraiser, which will benefit refugee youth soccer in the Clarkston, Georgia area.
So give now! If you want! Later today we’ll have a P.O. Box available for the e-impaired, but for the tech-savvy we have a PayPal donation button set up at the top right hand of the site. Just a bit more, and we won’t be forced into doing this:
It sounds better when Liverpool fans do it, frankly.









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PSUrob says:
Worst. Rendition. Ever. If there was ever any added reason for a cubs fan to end it all, seeing this putz on a rain delay should do the trick.
August 1st, 2006 at 8:45 am
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adam says:
what is your goal? I’ve given a bit, but i just moved into a new apt, and it’s way cheaper, so i could be talked into donating more.
though i will require a Burger King crown at the tailgate.
August 1st, 2006 at 9:33 am
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ness says:
wow! Glenn Danzig reference. Now only if the kid bagging my groceries wearing the Misfits belt buckle knew who Glenn Danzig was and stop treating the soundtrack of my youth as Kitchy fodder akin to metal lunchboxes and lava lamps maybe i could delay the psychotic episode i have been fighting since the end of the Iron Bowl! No, its’s not a videotape, its a cassette!
32 days! I’m gonna go Bruce Banner on someone in a minute!
August 1st, 2006 at 11:38 am
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Cool Hand Mike says:
So your posts today are paralyzed player, death, death, and a Jerry Lewis piece. Think I’m gonna head out to the garage, crank the car, close the doors, and hang out a while. Thanks fellas for the bummers today.
August 1st, 2006 at 11:47 am
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Adam says:
Wow, 850 in one day? What a cruel cult of personality you’ve created for yourself Orson!
August 1st, 2006 at 12:13 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
I’m with Cool Hand Mike on this one. Jerry Lewis will be in my nightmares tonight.
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”
August 1st, 2006 at 12:20 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
You don’t have to follow me, Adam. Only you can set you free.
August 1st, 2006 at 12:30 pm
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Hawkeye Dan says:
Did Jerry have a stroke recently?
That was circus ugly.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:19 pm
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Brian says:
If someone can make a scoreboard for sports arrests, I say, someone make a telethon thermometer, and a breakdown of the use of the funds, then Ill be up for throwing you some of the lovin.
August 1st, 2006 at 5:29 pm
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Jacketdan says:
I threw up a call to arms so you might get as many as 2 extra $1 donations from my readers.
I threw some in the pot myself just now as well. EDSBS gets me through the day.
August 1st, 2006 at 5:34 pm
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Wooderson says:
I’ll throw you some loot if you let me come to your ND-
GT tailgate next month.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:49 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Absolutely! If the ND people will tolerate our unusually rhythmic dancing, of course.
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:23 am
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Evil CliffX says:
Two words, Orson: Asian Allure. Google it, it’s the best dancers ND has.
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:34 am
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GamecockTony says:
CliffX,
If you think I am googling ‘asian allure’ while at work, you are as crazy as you are evil.
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:45 am
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Brian says:
Ha, you are gonna be tailgatin at the GT/ND game? You will most assuredly have to let us Tech people all know where your spot is.
August 2nd, 2006 at 10:08 am