Comments on: WE’D STOP POSTING IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KEEP GETTING STABBED

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:09:07 +0000

How in the world can Chris Rix take a job at CSTV when he has to run his famed “Champion Training Academy” to produce the next generation of lil Rix’s? He must have superpowers or something. Either that, or he just plain sucks.

By: Wiscy Dick

Wiscy Dick — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:13:17 +0000

A punctured colon, I think, would be infinitely less painful than the reality that is about to be foisted upon us this coming fall – Trev Alberts and Chris Rix unleashed on unsuspecting audiences, though thankfully not together at once (CSTV isn’t Satan, you know, but pretty damn close):

NEW YORK (AP) — Former Indianapolis Colts linebacker Trev Alberts was hired by CSTV as a college football analyst, and will team with play-by-play man Tom Hart this season.

Former Florida State quarterback Chris Rix is also joining the CSTV family, serving as an analyst to the game action called by play-by-play man Jonathan Coachman.

Alberts, a former All-American Nebraska, spent three years at ESPN as a part of its College Football Scoreboard and College Football Gameday teams before being fired for not showing up to work last September. In addition to game coverage, Alberts will also be a regular contributor to CSTV’s weekly studio program, Crystal Ball. Alberts was a first-round draft pick in 1994 and played three years with the Colts.

Among games that will appear on CSTV are Colorado at Colorado State on Sept. 9, Rutgers at Navy on Oct. 14 and Notre Dame at Air Force on Nov. 11.

By: USCLink

USCLink — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 23:20:36 +0000

Dore, does anything good happen in Lubbocks, Texas BEFORE dark?

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:13:02 +0000

“Every college town has one of these instaclubs, btw: always named in the Miami mold with �Club� preceding some risky-sounding adjective, or perhaps just a name with the single adjective left to stand alone, like the area code of the town or the word �DIESEL� or �FEVER.�”

In South Bend, there is a place called “Club Fever.” That’s almost worth a Fulmer Cup point by itself.

By: Gator KK

Gator KK — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 21:43:00 +0000

That’s what Tech gets for having the drunk “Gooooooo Raiderrrrrrs” guy of YouTube/Oklahoma-bashing fame.

By: AU03

AU03 — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 21:11:11 +0000

Classic photo caption.

By: Phil K.

Phil K. — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 21:09:09 +0000

Thanks, Orson. I almost made it through the day without my boss catching me laughing in my cube. With punctured colons, everybody loses.

By: Doreblogger

Doreblogger — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:57:10 +0000

Nothing good ever happens in Lubbock, Texas after dark. You gotta be careful with the ol’ colon, apparently.

By: Willy Mac

Willy Mac — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:55:14 +0000

Stabbed in the ass… thats instantly destroys any and all street cred. On top of that, he goes to Texas Tech… poor kid.