GUNDLACH NOT GOING AWAY: THE AUBURN STORY CONTINUES…
James Gundlach, the professor/whistle-blower/leading recipient of death threats in the last week in Alabama, isn’t going away–though the more Gundlach talks, the less it seems likely that the school did anything that the NCAA will find unseemly. (Accreditation woes remain an entirely separate issue, however.) Tubs is confident an academic review will turn up nothing, but his coach’s confidence didn’t keep Will Herring from dropping a quote that we’re betting zillions on to come back in mocking triplicate from rivals one day:
“It has not been a distraction, not to the team,’’ linebacker Will Herring said. “Has it been fair? I can say it hasn’t been fair, but life’s not fair, you know? We’ve climbed up to the top of the nation academically and when you’re on top, people want to shoot you down.’’
Yup. Just take that one, sniff the bouquet, and let it roll around the palate for a while. Ahh, quality.

James Brooks and friend showing what they learned in their math class.












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Everybody knows the Awfulbarn is in Southwest Georgia.
Comment by Joe Schmoe — August 1, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
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scarbinsky…the same guy who called for gene stallings head in 1991, you remember what happened in ‘92
Comment by matt — August 1, 2006 @ 10:52 am
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I had the good fortune to stumble upon a column written by Birmingham News sports columnist and resident Auburn fellater Kevin Scarbinsky about the whole academic-scandal thing — basically trying to make the point that however much “fear the dumb” stings the Aubies, “fear the thumb” stings the Bama fans worse. Yawn.
But the best part of the column, because it was nearly as much of a knee-slapper as Herring’s dumbass statement, was something along the lines of “But whatever happens, there’s one thing they can never take away from Auburn — their 2004 People’s National Championship.” Yes, Auburn fans, you can breathe easy, because nobody can lay a finger on your entirely contrived title that was never earned on a field of play and is recognized by precisely nobody. Time to celebrate!
Comment by Doug — August 1, 2006 @ 8:04 am
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UgaLuver,
Hopefully yuo aren’t dissin’ the plainsmen for their peoples national championship parade.It was a first-class tribute to a bunch of first-class players. And besides, that was BRAND NEW farm equipment they were riding in.
Comment by John in Hsv — July 31, 2006 @ 10:14 pm