You appear to be long on analysis that produces meaningless statistics and very short on skills in language composition. Congratulations on your Business Statistics degree from Auburn.

Maybe after you finish your graduate work in forecasting they can teach you the difference between a possessive pronoun and a contraction.

No directed studies classes and no sociology.

Speaking of stats, the only one in the post in which you are referring is the $100 the LSU fan got paid for drinking sewage from the floor of Galette’s (sp?), so I harldy see grounds in attacking my statistical education, which has nothing to hide in terms of vaildity.

But if you want stats, here’s one:

In a sample of 30 of your comments, the mean is, your an asshole, whith a standard deviation of 0.

The truth still stings doesn’t it? In the eyes of those who love college football Auburn will always be the suit that folded cheaply. It’s one of the reasons that people associate your lone undefeated season with hometown tractor parades that declare you the king of nothing.

I haven’t made excuse one for Bama’s performance over the last 4 years. I’ve been going to the Iron Bowl since 1966, so I take a somewhat broader view than someone who likely took statistics as a directed reading course at Auburn.

Keep the whining and excuses coming, John. You are in denial. Oh, wait, I didn’t even mention probation. “We were on probation.” Last time we were on probation, we beat you when you were defending national champs.

I see you were referring to the FSU incident (wow, a BAMA fan bringing up something that happened last century- I didn’t see that coming). Bobby Bowden didn’t want to play us after we fired his son, either, so the agreement to nix the series was mutual. We took the blame, and we paid up, because we (read, Bobby Lowder) fired his son.

Keep spinning shit to make yourself feel better, John. If that’s what you have to do at 1:30 AM while you drown yourself in whiskey, (sic) go right ahead. I stand behind my comparison, which I feel is spot-on, having attended every Iron Bowl in T-town since they started playing there again. You have not shown one reason why it wasn’t- you just tried to turn it back on us, and like the last 4 Iron Bowls, you failed miserably.

Another thing- learn to take a fucking joke. If you are going to sit there and compare Auburn to Turkey, because, “all the male inhabitants have a preference for asspipe,” you need to learn to take comparisons that actually have some basis to them.

Comparing Bama to France is a real long reach, and frankly, you didn’t make it.

Enjoy your brief opp to make inane historical statements on four years worth of datapoints. You must have taken statistics as a directed study course at Auburn.

And oh, by the way, the next time you want to talk smack about another SEC team being “whiny” and without bravado remember my words to you now.

At perhaps its lowest moment in modern SEC history Auburn had the opportunity to make a statement. After firing little Terry Bowden it could have faced Diddy and said to the world “We are Auburn, and we are scared of no team”. Instead, it plunked down its money like the schoolyard twist, tucked its tail between its legs, and wandered off like the scared pansy it was. Just like the French.

Pussies.

And then kill them all to remind them that he giveth, and he taketh away.

Alabama/Auburn – Iran/Iraq – Very religious constituency. Outsiders have a hard time telling the two apart.

In Tuscaloosa, it smells of the human kind, probably because it floods the floors of the bars- I’ve seen it firsthand and actually was there when an LSU fan was paid $100 to drink a cup of it.

That being said, BAMA is a lot like France- it’s inhabitants are whiney, are constantly are burdens on the state, and immediately surrender whenever they are invaded by their rivals to the east, whom they have never defeated on their own soil. In addition, neither has been significant in a long time. The difference between the two is that one isn’t a shithole.