Comments on: PLEASE, DON’T MAKE THE ORGERON ANGRY

By: chatsig0954

chatsig0954 — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:22:37 +0000

As a teen, Orgeron had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

By: gramsey712

gramsey712 — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:15:15 +0000

Some guys walk up and stick it in

The Orgeron sticks it in and walks up

By: ga_dawg

ga_dawg — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 17:52:10 +0000

Way to totally rip every one of Bill Brasky’s lines mike!

By: Willy Mac

Willy Mac — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:59:15 +0000

Whoa whoa whoa… if you think they are delusional, you’ve never met a South Carolina diehard.

By: andrew

andrew — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 17:59:29 +0000

Record heat in Cali . . . methinks the Orgeron has deployed Stewie’s weather machine.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:51:32 +0000

yes, that is from SNL Bill Brasky skit but I thought it was appropriate…by the way, Bill Brasky died because he cut off Ed Oregron in traffic….Orgeron got out of his Hummer ate Brasky and his Dodge Stratus in 3 bites along with a nice chianti and fava beans….

Here’s a few more:

The south didn’t actually lose the Civil war. They traded away their certain victory for the right to be the future home of Orgeron.

When Orgeron was born he came out of his mother’s womb in a perfect three point stance.

Orgeron never has to peel an orange he simply compelles his oranges to peel themselves. This rarely happened because Orgeron is a meat and potatoes man.

Orgeron doesn’t pay hookers. Hookers pay Orgeron.

Orgeron drank Wild Turkey and peed domesticated chicken.

When the people of the future resurected Orgeron to defeat the invading hordes of alien cyborgs he did so with perfect blocking, tackling, and ball protection.

Orgeron has no tear ducts, nor does he need them.

Orgeron’s guns are acknowledged by Southern Baptists as their only official miracle.

Since Orgeron was busy when the Beatles recorded Sgt. Pepper he was unavailable for their album cover. They attempted to approximate his greatness by adding over 90 other famous people. They failed.

Orgeron’s face has not yet appeared on any currency. This is only because the world doesn’t have enough wealth yet to equal a single Orgeronillion.

Ed Orgeron doesn’t mumble, he speaks in all languages at once.

By: Robbie

Robbie — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:49:58 +0000

All I’ll say about Ole Miss is that they have the single most delusional fans in the SEC. Hands down.

By: Erik

Erik — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:23:33 +0000

You’d be surprised, Paul. Ole Miss had many enemies!

By: paulwesterdawg

paulwesterdawg — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:02:17 +0000

The only team in the SEC that takes shots at Ole Miss is MSU fans.

And them making fun of Ole Miss’ academics is like Enron execs making fun of WorldCom.

By: Ole Piss

Ole Piss — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 16:25:49 +0000

Orgeron is an assclown, and Ole Miss is the Vanderbilt (without the smart people) of the SEC West.

By: Bill

Bill — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:00:30 +0000

WAIT A SECOND.

YOU MEAN SYLVESTER STALLONE ISN’T THE HEAD COACH OF OLE MISS?!?!?!

MOTHER F***ER!!!!

By: S

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:49:19 +0000

has anyone ever heard lou holtz attempt to say ”
mississippi”. or “statsitical physics”

By: paulwesterdawg

paulwesterdawg — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:44:18 +0000

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Orgeron took me to a lesbian bar?

Well, it was a misty summer night and Orgeron tells me that the only way he was gonna drink any scotch was if a dyke handed it to him. So we end up in some dank downtown bistro filled with man-cuts and pubic hair. Out of the blue, Orgeron stands tall on top of the bar and rips off his pants! Well, wouldn’t you know it, ever woman in that bar at that moment gave birth to a litter of twins! Orgeron screams out, “If you wont accept my seed I will force it upon you!”

And I’ll be damned if at least three of those babies didn’t grow up to become the cast of Golden Girls!

(shamlessly ripped from eBaum)

pwd

By: charlie

charlie — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:32:08 +0000

I’m an Ole Miss fan and I got to tell you – That there’s funny – I don’t care who you are!!

By: Rome

Rome — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:39:03 +0000

Hiroshima, Nagasaki, atom bomb. Bullshit, Ed Orgeron when his American Outfitters catalogue was a day late.