PHIL FULMER HAS A STINGER.

A Fulmer does not need surprise to hunt, he uses a combination of beautiful orange plumage and a delightful cheesy aroma to hypnotize his prey.

I don’t even know what he could be talking about. Is there a babelfish translator for Tennessee dialect?

Fulmers are generally scavengers, feeding on debris in the benthic layer. Their diet consists of plankton and other organic matter found in the sea. One way they might get a supply of food is to position themselves in a current where they can catch food that flow by with their tentacles when they open. Another way is to sift through the bottom sediments using their tentacles. They can be found in great numbers beneath fish farms.

No wait…that’s sea cucumbers…

Does he not realize that the puffy starter jacket makes him look somewhere between the size of a Parcell and a Weiss, with all that insulation you would think he could wear a fucking t-shirt and be warm. I can only imagine what sweat-feeding organisms are growing inside that jacket.

A) It’s Weis and
B) CW orbits around Phat Phil.

I’m just pissed you can’t see Fulmer’s Zoomba pants in that picture.

Don’t you mean zubaz?

I guess; I never owned a pair, I’ve only heard about them in passing. They seem to be bigger in Florida than Alabama, though I’m not judging.

your headline made me think he’d been involved in a head-on collision with mangino over the last slice of desert pizza on the buffet…

Woo-hoo! Still no sign of Ohio State on the board!….

Holy Living Fuck, did I just say that out loud?

How do you delete posts here???

Shit…..(runs away)

I heard a report on the radio that the Master of the McRib had lost 45 pounds. If its true then I assume many homeless families in Knoxville at least have orange tents to sleep under now.

My post above is in the wrong feature…I think this is the second time I’ve done this…

Please give me a timeout…

Gracias…

“OOOoohhhh!!!!
For the love of God!!!!!
Please Stop!!!!!!

Phil Fulmer’s heart

What Phillip and Victoria Fulmer do in the privacy of their marital bed really has no place for discussion at SEC Media Days.

On the other hand, you gotta hand it to “Vicky” for keeping things fresh after more than 30 years of marriage. What do you suppose she did that he’d “never been through anything like I just went through.” “It was a new experience.” Especially since his “stinger” was still “out” days later.

If your stinger is still out after 4 hours, aren’t you supposed to seek medical attention? I thought that’s what the commercial said. Though what is the doctor going to do, hit it with a hammer?

phil fulmer also has a cooter

If my “stinger” is still out after four hours I’m not going to call my doctor.

I’m gonna call a hooker.

I doubt that Phillip has a stinger. I would imagine at best a STUB.