WHAT'S WITH THE ONSLAUGHT OF HOMOEROTIC PHOTOS?

Notice too that his banana hammock is of the Brazilian kind, extra skimpy.

The guy on the left seems ready to “receive” any passes thrown to him.

After viewing this and the Troy State picture, I feel dirty.

the real questions are:

why are these implicitly homosexual pictures being posted on such manly a blog as college football?

and

why is orson posting them? i mean, is it coincidence that orson is posting the obscure, homosexual images?

Umm…(shutting door of closet)…no, everything’s dandy in here, nothing to see now…

Haha they were on soonerfark yesterday, yea its not real.

But yea that bukkake party is real.

the orson philosophy:

DENY!!!

DENY!!!

DENY!!!

Hope COAN doesn’t see this and makes a left instead of a right on the 3-some Orson’s been begging for for several months (years).

That video inspired probably the greatest Onion article ever:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30144

Orson goes on vacation to the Gay Rivera and now we all have the pay the price. We need some football clips to get the testosterone levels back up around here.

That or something being blown up. That would be cool too. Anything to have this website find its balls again instead of an empty fleshy sac.

Orson – I got the same thing posted in the comments section of my site. I knew something was up because I’d seen it in the OL primer comments here earlier, too. That doesn’t even look that much like Jimmy Clausen (I mean, you know, I wasn’t looking real closely or anything…not that there’s anything wrong with that…)

smq

“Hey guys…come help me pull on my pink rope”

ask and you shall recieve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyc-FM7nC-E&search=atomic%20bomb%20tests

First Lance Bass, now this!

there was a big feature article in the Sunday Chicago Tribune about the younger faggott Clausen going to Notre Dame…basically the sportswriter was writing a profile of Jimmy as a down to earth kid, he was obviously hell-bent on contradicting the metrosexual gel-in-hair, rings on fingers image of Clausen due to the queer-eye production that he turned his commitment press conference into, the article, complete with a close up of Jimmy’s 18 yr old receding hairline was plastered on the front of the sports page…the whole thing made me want to puke…here’s hoping his arms sucks like both of his older brothers’

ok, i’ll bite. that’s a pretty hot photo. this is pretty much a win-win for me, since i enjoy man photos and clips of big hits.

Between this and the OU stuff, college football has officially embraced farking.

we’re through the looking glass here, people…

Fark or not, the Clausens are still teh ghey.

Is that Clausen picture fake?

If it is real, then Clausen must be as dumb as he looks.

Here is Charlie Weis admonishing Clausen after a series of bad calls:

 “Clausen boy, keep that up and no more thongs for you! And no more ‘visits’ from your nancy-boy friends for a month!”

too bad its fake, seemed like this would offer a new take on an old orgy favorite by introducing the “Rudy chain” at South Bend

You are the guys who are taking the bread out of Jimmy’s mouth.
You are putting Jimmy out of commission.

Jimmy’s down!

Don’t touch Jimmy!!

JIMMY’S IN THE FRONT OF THE MAN TRAIN…HE’S REALLY THE BITCH IN THIS THREESOME

Here’s a video about football…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mFqslLSdb9Y&search=gay%20football

The picture is ruined by the caption “Queer Eye for the Clausen Guy”. Kind of lame.

Man I love this site, but what’s the point of taking shots at a high schooler? What’s next, are we going to spam his MySpace?

High five guys.

It was physically painful to stiffle the laughter when I read you comments about that picture. Damn you.

That could easily be the DVD cover of “Men Alone II: The KY Connection.”

And, as has been mentioned, the guy on the left does appear to be “presenting.”

That’s real all right..either JC has on a bikini bottom or that is the smallest pair of speedo’s I have ever seen.
Maybe he just wanted it to match the size of his balls.

That picture is not fake. In fact, the kid on the right in the red Oaks Christain suit, his father is PISSED that the picture is making the rounds.

That should be ‘left’

Nice banana hammocks, fellas.

I don’t know if it’s fake, boys. That guy in the middle is Rick Clausen, Jimmy’s older brother. It’s one thing to fark one of the Clausen’s. To fark both just to make one look silly is too much effort.

I’m pretty certain the pic is not fake. The words were obviously farked in, but this pic has been around for 2-3 weeks. After it was originally posted on the SC site and a lot of comments followed—especially about the guy on the left, our admins let us know that the families of those kids had seen it and were pissed. Not about a “fake” photo, but the comments the kids had to deal with.

Notice the “OC” on the burgandy trunks—it stands for Oaks Christian, where they all go to school. The pic is real, and real embarassing.

The funniest part of the picture is the Aussie lifeguard nose paint the dude on the left is sporting. Queer, indeed.

That has to be real. It looks just like Clausen, great photoshop work if it is indeed fake

It’s real, blow it up and check the pixels, no one is that good at photoshop.

Now if we only knew who the guy that first posted it on wearesc.com before it was removed 7/2/06.

You’ve got to love the internet.

Its obvious why Clausen went to ND…any gay 18 year old would be after smarjaxaksihavealong name, brady, and big bear charlie weiss.

Jimmy looks gay enough without the fark.

That’s gotta be James Carville’s kid in the middle.

So Rick Clausen is lucky Pierre in that photo? Inbreeds.

Also as the world’s foremost ZZ Top expert I find your Sharp Dressed Man tie in fantastic.

The guy in the middle is Clausens cousin, David Prickett.

Stop picking on these Clausen kids. Next thing you know, someone will post the private photos of Jimmy wearing his prom dress earlier this year. I think his date was the black guy from Green Mile, Michael Clarke Duncan.

Don’t you all, sorry, y’all, realize that the Pink Mafia are the ones ‘pulling the strings’, so to speak. Men’s sports is the new gay porn, sort of like ‘reality porn’. You can only produce so many remakes of assmasters. That’s why “Tight Ends and Wide Receivers” just cums naturally.

I’m picking up on some sour grapes among non-ND fans. What kind of uncouth primate still calls people “faggott” (sic)? You sound like some high-fivin’ frat boy dipshits. Doug, Matt, Mark., “It’s obvious”, John in Hsv…dipshits.

Sorry, Lo-Fi—I’m an ND grad, was happy to see Clausen commit to the Irish, but if these pics aren’t photoshopped/farked, then yeah, it’s fairly gay looking. Anyone who wears speedos like that better be European (ask Craig Ferguson). They’re out at the lake, not at a swim meet. It definitely falls under the heading of appearing gay…

…not that there is anything wrong with that…

Strange how skimpy swimwear on a woman is beautiful, on a guy it just looks ridiculous. All I can say is thank goodness tights and wigs and makeup on men went out of fashion. Lest we stil lresemble our esteemed forefathers.

Okay, now that’s actually hot.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.cfb.teambonding/content.1.html?cnn=yes

4 of 12 or 11 of 12 or hell anyone of them could be a caption contest in itself.

this event was sponsored by charlie weiss you know

Jimmy is gay. Gay quarterbacks are never good because they are attracted to the CBs and end up throwing interceptions.

In every other country in the world guys wear speedos. It’s only in the u.s. that everyone is freaked by it. If you’ve ever been in the ocean in speedos as opposed to board shorts, you’d know it’s a heck of a lot more comfortable, not to mention much more comfortable out of the water. Girls, imagine wearing a wet arab tent around your waist as you walk around the pool and you’ll know what I mean.

I heard jimmy C. was gay and that his girlfriend is a lesbian and they have been friends for 19 years

THIS IS NOT REAL!!!!! LEAVE JIMMY ALONE!!!!