CAPTION CONTEST: MEN OF TROY GET WET
by Orson on Jul 25, 2006 5:03 PM EDT
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PrintLD, you asked for it, you get it. A picture so magnificent it requires a caption contest begins...now.
The men of Troy get wet on the biggest damn slip and slide you'll ever see:
Our own suggestions for a caption:
1. "Worst. Gay. Vacation. Ever."
2. Phil Fulmer's Line Camp ends with the traditional "Drinking of Mayonnaise Lake."
3. "Don't tell anyone about this. Ever."
4. "You're with me, awkward collegiate experimentation!"
Leave your own superior suggestions below.
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“Boi From Troy’s best wet dream ever”
by psuedosilentobserver on Jul 25, 2006 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
Orson – here’s a little gem from Steely Dan’s Donald Fagen…
Where did you get the line “They call Alabama the Crimson Tide/Call me Deacon Blues”?
Walter and I had been working on that song at a house in Malibu. I played him that line, and he said, "You mean it’s like, ‘They call these cracker assholes this grandiose name like the Crimson Tide, and I’m this loser, so they call me this other grandiose name, Deacon Blues?’ " And I said, “Yeah!” He said, “Cool! Let’s finish it!”
by NewAZTiger on Jul 25, 2006 5:16 PM EDT reply actions
“We bring you the first images from the recently-liberated Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Concentration Camp.”
p.s. Conor Oberst wanted to call the band Sweet Precious Jacket Dan Eyes, but the other members vetoed it.
by Phil K. on Jul 25, 2006 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
“The three (Troy) players went to Lowe’s, purchased two 3-by-50 tarps, borrowed a hose from a neighbor, covered themselves in soap and, according to Chambliss, “just went to town.”’
cnnsi article or gay fantasy narrative?- you decide
by AU03 on Jul 25, 2006 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
“But Professor Petee, you said all we to do for those A’s was write a 3 page paper. You didn’t say NOTHIN ’bout no soap!!!!”
by buck on Jul 25, 2006 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
Also, wtf is up with the guy on the far right? The look on his face says some seriously messed up shit went down before this picture was taken.
by Phil K. on Jul 25, 2006 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
That guy on the right also looks as if he’s inching his hand towards some burly man-meat.
by AU03 on Jul 25, 2006 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
“The Alabama Legislature celebrates the last day of the legislative session, or “sine die,” in the traditional manner of their forebears…"
by Panhandler on Jul 25, 2006 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
4. Youre with me, awkward collegiate experimentation!
Leave your own superior suggestions below.
You’ve already got the winner.
by DevilGrad on Jul 25, 2006 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
USC still has not come to the realization that they lost to Texas…
by Lone on Jul 25, 2006 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
“Shiny Happy People’”
(((This REM, sappy song was ranked # 1 on AOL Radio’s list of the 111 Wussiest Songs Ever.)))
by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 25, 2006 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like BIG AL jizzed all over the Auburn football team
by Chris on Jul 25, 2006 5:44 PM EDT reply actions
“Hey, you got semen in my offensive linemen!”
“No, you got offensive linemen in my semen.”
by two great tastes that taste great together on Jul 25, 2006 5:44 PM EDT reply actions
“It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.”
or
“Reason # 37 that Booty is hoping for more shotgun formations this year.”
or perhaps:
“USC’s ridiculous self promotion got out of hand when they let Snoop Dog run routes at practice. But it wasn’t until Elton John was announced as ‘Trojan Coach of the Day’ that things went very, very wrong.”
by RaginCajunRebel on Jul 25, 2006 5:51 PM EDT reply actions
Just to clarify, that’s Troy State…we don’t have hills big enough for that sort of gayness…
by USCLink on Jul 25, 2006 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
Hi. Bruce Koskioski, San Francisco State. I started out as a tight end, but now I’m a WIDE receiver!
by irishnyer on Jul 25, 2006 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
you knew this was coming:
“I wish I knew how to quit you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. &c.”
by Brian @ mgoblog on Jul 25, 2006 6:03 PM EDT reply actions
Also, the dude on the far right looks like he’s been dead for three days.
by Brian @ mgoblog on Jul 25, 2006 6:04 PM EDT reply actions
Reason #21 why the Cotton Bowl cancelled their annual Milking of the Bulls contest.
by dogtown gator on Jul 25, 2006 6:04 PM EDT reply actions
“Soap. Check. Water. Check. Economy pack of ribbed Trojans. Check. Let the party begin.”
by Rome on Jul 25, 2006 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
you know how i know youre gay…you play football for troy state
by kilroy on Jul 25, 2006 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
Seconds later, the gay-glue-party takes a horrific turn when one of the USC players discovers a note on baby blue stationary:
That. Was. Traveler.
by dogtown gator on Jul 25, 2006 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Guy 1 to Guy 2: “It could be worse. You could have to take the Multistate tomorrow.”
by Taking_the_LSAT_for_eternity on Jul 25, 2006 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
Um, btw, what is the real source of this shot?
by dogtown gator on Jul 25, 2006 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
Hey guys—seriously, no gay man would ever be turned on by this.
by gayguy on Jul 25, 2006 6:38 PM EDT reply actions
With all these boobs how can this be gay?
by Devil's pitchfork on Jul 25, 2006 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
real source is sports illustrated. and for the guys who think its USC players in this picture, despite the wedgie run pictures, this is not USC. Its troy from alabama, according to bruno the gayest state in america. http://www.troytrojans.com/
by Andy on Jul 25, 2006 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
“Defensive end Randy Underwood shows what getting randy under wood is really all about.”
(Note—they do have a DE named Randy Underwood. I don’t know if he’s in this pic or not…I can only pray that he’s the guy giving the reach around in the middle of the picture.)
Or—more fun with actual Troy footballers’ names:
Henry Chubb, Smokey Hampton, and Randy Underwood explain to Patrick “Popped” Cherry that perhaps he should think about changing his last name. Lucious Pusey later phoned Cherry to tell him that it really is a good idea."
by RaginCajunRebel on Jul 25, 2006 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
Most definitely the USC Trojans. Thats Pat Ruel, their offensive line coach, at the bottom of the picture.
by PasadenaDomer on Jul 25, 2006 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
ugh…did they just pick these guys up from a Cici’s pizza somewhere? Damn…
This is exactly what out-of-conference scheduling fodder looks like.
by Andy on Jul 25, 2006 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
The guy on the far right is a potential recruit. He’s thinking “Damn, did I pick the wrong weekend for my official visit. Maybe I’ll give Temple another look.”
by PSUMike on Jul 25, 2006 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
This is the Wayne Bolt family reunion held in Troy every year.
by dragonash on Jul 25, 2006 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
looks like bama’s offense after Auburn raped them.
Yeah, that pic is TOTALLY ungay.
by Bill on Jul 25, 2006 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey get busy spending the proceeds from their respecitive signing bonus and hit single.
by Squishy on Jul 25, 2006 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
“I’d like to welcome everyone to the premature ejaculation support group…”
by Alagator on Jul 25, 2006 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
That’s just sick. I understand about the team that plays together…
But there is just no excuse for this. Looks like Butterbean in the top right hand corner.
by Paragon SC on Jul 25, 2006 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
singing softly Didn’t we almost have it aaaaaalllll…..
There’s a Spirit Fingers joke here that I can’t quite get to. Anyone?
by Holly on Jul 25, 2006 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Michael Jackson’s failed genetic attempts to create the ultimate pleasure boy
by JAM on Jul 25, 2006 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
If anyone thinks that’s USC and not Troy State, you are a real idiot.
by DAW on Jul 26, 2006 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
With all those boobs how can this be gay?
by Devil's pitchfork on Jul 26, 2006 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
After a particularly intense practice Pete Carrol pulled the ultimate practical joke by convincing his linemen to have gay sex with one another in front of the team. Afterwards, a player wishing to remain annonomous said “at first we were like, man that’s gross, but after a few minutes, we were like that’s cool. Then, when it was over, Coach told us it was just a joke, and we were like man that’s pretty funny. You know… like suicide!”
by LSUFan on Jul 26, 2006 3:20 AM EDT reply actions
“These residents of Montogomery, Alabama are introduced to a strange substance called soap for the first time.”
If you are ever in Montgomery Al, be sure to check out the Crossroads, er, “Gentlemen’s Club”. There was a girl there dancing that had vampire teeth. True story.
by GamecockTony on Jul 26, 2006 8:24 AM EDT reply actions
(Look at the dude on the far right)
“Whose thumb is that”
by The Stos on Jul 26, 2006 9:10 AM EDT reply actions
After a long day at the topless carwash, nothing says refreshing like a cold Schmitts Gay.
by chatsig0954 on Jul 26, 2006 9:25 AM EDT reply actions
Not USC. Troy State. Guy definately looks like Pat Ruel, but not one of those guys plays for USC.
by Matt on Jul 26, 2006 9:40 AM EDT reply actions
Heavyweights the Movie : Part Deux – Uncle Tony’s Revenge
by CK on Jul 26, 2006 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
I do not know what is funnier, the picture or all the USC people screaming: “ITS TROY STATE, NOT USC”.
by Harvey Wireman on Jul 26, 2006 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
It hasn’t been 24 hours yet, but can we start the voting?
Props to 17, 46, 41, and especially the recent 56. (Schmitt’s Gay, g*ddamn that ad was funny. “I’m gonna like this job.” “Uh… YEAH.”)
by Panhandler on Jul 26, 2006 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
Strange that these are Trojans. I always thought this was more of a Spartan training ritual.
Too highbrow?
by Captain Caveman on Jul 26, 2006 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
Knoxville County Register Headlines:
“Phil Fullmer births ’07 recruits successfully. County Fairgrounds to be burnt/sanitized this week.”
by Tarpon on Jul 26, 2006 11:19 AM EDT reply actions
Kids, let me tell you about the time I got involved in a gay soap dance club in Tijuana, Mexico….
by Paul on Jul 26, 2006 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
Someone’s comment in the back that “there aren’t any women at this orgy” fell on deaf ears.
by twell on Jul 26, 2006 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
“Hey, where’d those strippers from Durham, NC go?!?”
by HawkeyeFritz on Jul 26, 2006 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder what my Parents are gonna think when they find out that I’m…. friends with 3 black guys.
by ShandyGaffGrindBar on Jul 26, 2006 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
“I Wish I Could Quit You Leodis McKelvin”
Or…
“Gary Barnett’s Post-Colorado Recruiting Goes Terribly Awry”
by Off The Baggie on Jul 26, 2006 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
It’s called “Slip-n-Slide”… not “Get in a huge pile and have gay sex with each other” … I can see where they got confused though
by Borno on Jul 26, 2006 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
15 pioneers openly and brazenly challenge Alabama’s anti-circle jerk law. Reporters afterword stated that the boys, proud group masturbators at Troy University, were disappointed that everyone simply assumed they were from USC, due to “that Boi from Troy blog and everything.”
by eirishis on Jul 26, 2006 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
maybe superman isn’t, but the dude from Nsync is….
by Benjamin H. Cardozo on Jul 26, 2006 12:39 PM EDT reply actions
CC,
It all depends if you prefer muscles or clams.
by GamecockTony on Jul 26, 2006 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
Dang, do ya think there may be some gay jokes about this? We should get back to playing football where we slap butts and put hands centimeters from crotches.
by TC on Jul 26, 2006 12:45 PM EDT reply actions
found on the floor after the Lazy Bear foam party
by reddevilboy on Jul 26, 2006 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
“How much inheritance are you going to get when your Dad kills himself?”
by mv on Jul 26, 2006 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
Looking at the captions from this spread, it comes as little surprise that Under Armour is involved. Dig, and I bet you find out their marketing “fellas” were behind this whole slip n’ slide thing. Creepy.
To every straight dude out there rocking Under Armour gear—you don’t get it, do you?
by budschlitz on Jul 26, 2006 1:02 PM EDT reply actions
And so the 10 year reunion of the “Michael Jackson Victims Society” concludes….
by Wags on Jul 26, 2006 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
- is genius, caveman. I suspect that the Athenians were more into such things than the Spartans. But as long as you hate MSU, go with it.
by ThreeLions on Jul 26, 2006 1:16 PM EDT reply actions
This is for all the men that love oreo’s and milk.
by Odell 51 on Jul 26, 2006 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
Reason number 665 why we should be happy that Paris Hilton does not have a penis.
by Chad on Jul 26, 2006 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
Lance Bass releases 31 years of sexual repression.
by dogtown gator on Jul 26, 2006 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
Barbaro and the boys left the farm equally satisfied.
by alchemist on Jul 26, 2006 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
And with the help of a few friends, John’s case of blue balls was over………..
by Derek Roberts on Jul 26, 2006 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
Guy at bottom of pic: “Good thing this watch is semen resistant to 50 meters.”
by UgaLuver on Jul 26, 2006 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
guy on the far right realizing a picture is about to be taken.
“I hope this doesn’t end up on the internet because i bet this looks pretty gay.”
by Tiger on Jul 26, 2006 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
I like 97…Thats genius.
“This is the gayest thing since the gay train came to gay town!”
by USCLink on Jul 26, 2006 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Get on the love train, join hands, ……
The team is auditioning for the porn movie,
Gayer by the Dozen.
by Texan on Jul 26, 2006 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
There were no losers today because in a show of team unity they all had a bite of the biscuit.
Although Johnny (center) had two bites
by t1break on Jul 26, 2006 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
“All is well in Tallahassee tonight after Bobby Bowdens enlarged prostate finally burst, Bowden is recovering but the disturbing reaction of his players gives new meaning to the name SEMENoles.”
by VOLPIMP on Jul 26, 2006 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
Just goes to show you that Alexander wasn’t the only gay man in Troy.
by Nyssa23 on Jul 27, 2006 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
Picture from Lambda Lambda Lambda’s Rush Week activities.
by Nyssa23 on Jul 27, 2006 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
Be warned football coaches who have their players hold hands in the huddle – this is your next stop on the train to the gay games.
by J. Lichty on Jul 27, 2006 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
Wait! – i thought of one..
We love santorum.
ewwwwhhhhh!
oh, and for the fella on the far right. “I love my dead gay son: the musical”
by PSUgirl on Jul 27, 2006 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
“Gridiron Goo” featuring Lance Bass as the ball(s) boy.
by The Duke of Wazzu on Jul 27, 2006 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
Any idiots who talked about USC should know that is the TROY UNIVERSITY football team.
by Chris on Jul 28, 2006 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
Ha, guess that was already covered. And to the Pasadena dude who said that is Pat Ruel in the picture, BELIEVE ME, he would not go for this, I’ve worked with the guy at ’SC
by Chris on Jul 28, 2006 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
mark sanchez announces his plans to transfer to troy
by S on Jul 28, 2006 12:20 PM EDT reply actions
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