TIME FLIES, EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR FOOTBALL SEASON

by Stranko on Jul 24, 2006 10:43 AM EDT

Reason number 601,321 that we can't wait for football season to start.... the highlight of the weekend TV watching involved this:

We did promise gratuitous photos to make you forget our guest bloggers! Thank you Miss Universe.

Although in fairness to the Miss Universe pageant, any TV event that includes this outfit can't be all bad right?

Reminds Orson of his year and a half in Asia.

But wait, we promised you an EDSBS Edition of Girls Gone Wild, and we hate to not deliver on promises....

Viva Las Vegas! This photo was taken at the annual "Lifestyles" convention in Sin City.

And in case you were still wondering, Miss Puerto Rico won... and Michael Jackson would like his nose back.

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I don’t know what’s cooler…the hot Japanese Samauri get up or the fact that the lesbian kiss photo can be found on Yahoo News.

by rob on Jul 24, 2006 10:51 AM EDT reply actions

That dude in the kiss photo looks appalled.

by Bullfrog on Jul 24, 2006 10:55 AM EDT reply actions

Stranko, you’ve seen “The 40 Year Old Virgin,” right? Because you know how I know you’re gay? You watched the Miss Universe pageant.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 24, 2006 10:55 AM EDT reply actions

Or married.

by Stranko Montana on Jul 24, 2006 11:16 AM EDT reply actions

Same thing, really, minus the abs, fashion sense, and rollicking social life.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 24, 2006 11:17 AM EDT reply actions

Along the same lines as these pictures, a possible entry to the all name team…

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-lucious-pusey-188653.php

by Otis on Jul 24, 2006 11:18 AM EDT reply actions

Orson macramayed himself a pair of jean shorts.

by irishoutsider on Jul 24, 2006 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

Otis, is that link you posted a NSFW?

by Geaux Irish on Jul 24, 2006 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

It is SFWjust an article about a mans name; albeit a bit unique.

by Aerobab on Jul 24, 2006 12:59 PM EDT reply actions

so did miss usa wear the outfit from “project runway?” i was going to tivo the show to see, but then i realized that, while i’m comfortable with my obsession with bravo tv, watching miss universe was just WAY over the top.

by adam on Jul 24, 2006 2:22 PM EDT reply actions

Miss Poland wuz robbed, yo. And I saw Stranko make spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

by Doug on Jul 24, 2006 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

Doug, anyone’s whose favorite band is The Pet Shop Boy’s probably need not be throwing out “how I know you’re gay jokes.”

Besides the bumper sticker that says “I Love Balls In My Face” is the dead give a way here.

by Jacketdan on Jul 24, 2006 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

There’s a dude in the kiss picture? I keep re-checking and can’t seem to see him.

by Francis on Jul 24, 2006 3:15 PM EDT reply actions

So Adam, you are the other hetro male watching Project runway. I am glad that I am not the only one. And it is my wife’s favorite show, I just watch to laugh at Tim Gunn.

“So, are you trying to make the models ass look big?”
“It’s time to make it work.”

Love that guy and the Pet Shop Boys. Where’s my I love Balls in my Face bumper sticker? Should I get one in the mail?

by Odell 51 on Jul 24, 2006 4:19 PM EDT reply actions