Comments on: NITTANY LINE GIVES US JOEPA, BRAIN BREAD LOVER

By: psu17osu10

psu17osu10 — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:12:16 +0000

JoePa: a better coach as a zombie than Jim Tressel is as a mannequin

By: peachy

peachy — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:10:52 +0000

But the best part is that when the football program was canned (we play D-III now), the football stadium was torn down and replaced by a truly enormous library. (We’re geeks, hooray!) And around the corner, there’s also a surreal sculpture marking the spot of the first self-sustained reaction… Fortunately, I was born at Shands, so I can cheer for a real football team AND revel in the hardcore geekiness of the nuclear library.

By: socalirish

socalirish — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:54:32 +0000

Tony -

City proper, just inside 55 and Harlem. Holsum had a place in Glen Ellyn and I think one over on the deep South Side past Western around 63rd…

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:03:33 +0000

Rouge nations? Sounds a little gay. Don’t let Rene Portland know thats going on in Happy Valley

By: Fesser

Fesser — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:45:18 +0000

“Fuck you and your pussy-ass bomb, Enrico Fermi!”
Fun fact:
They built that bomb under the stands at Stagg Field, where the University of Chicago played football before they pulled the plug on the program in the 30s. As a relic of the football program, Chicago had the world’s largest drum, which they sold to U. Texas, not bothering to mention that it was radioactive.

By: andrew

andrew — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:35:28 +0000

At least tOSU can rest assured that, with JoePa still roaming the countryside, they will never have to worry about the undead coach prying open their players’ skulls.

By: Maize n Brew Dave

Maize n Brew Dave — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:24:28 +0000

I understand cancer did not kill Fermi. In fact JoePa devoured his delicious brain, along with Bob Oppenheimer’s. Feeding on their knowledge he now controls the WMD programs for twenty six rouge nations from his secret compound in Happy Valley. The logic, more brains for consumption if everyone is too weak from radiation poisoning to fight back.

BTW, splitting the atom is nothing, turning Curtis Enis into a first round draft pick is mankind’s greatest achievement.

Who can forget Enis’ braces and bibles for hookers campaign?

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:01:20 +0000

BRAINS!!!!! BRAINS!!!!!!!!!

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:49:33 +0000

SoCalIrish,
What part of the South Side are you from?

The only bread I remember from my early days in Lansing, IL was Gonnella.

By: PSUMike

PSUMike — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:41:39 +0000

Orson you crack me up!

By: Hokie Andrew

Hokie Andrew — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:30:27 +0000

In addition Chuck Norris has made it to Oregon before you.

By: parker91

parker91 — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:29:57 +0000

Are you sure that Joe, and not a cardboard cutout of him?

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:56:36 +0000

That’s a pre-existing contract from his work for Conestoga Wagons back in the 1850s. You have just died of dysentery.

By: PSUMike

PSUMike — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:47:57 +0000

Yep. That's the add. There was a time you couldn't drive five miles in PA without seeing Paterno on a billboard. He also did a bunch of adds for Conestoga Wireless.

By: socalirish

socalirish — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:46:05 +0000

You are correct, Tony. Holsum is a brand. Being from Chicago originally, Holsum bread was the bread of choice when growing up on the South Side, even bigger than Wonder…