NITTANY LINE GIVES US JOEPA, BRAIN BREAD LOVER
JoePa, erstwhile zombie and coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions, thinks that Atkins Diet is just a buncha crap. It’s brains you want–and failing that, a little Milano bread will do. Somewhere there’s a television ad featuring Joe shilling for Milano bread, and that we haven’t found it yet is one of life’s little cruelties. In the meantime, Nittany Line’s got photographic evidence that JoePa did indeed at one point stand in a studio, hold a loaf of bread, and ask “What the hell you want me to do now, eh?”
The caption is breathless prose:
“Mama always told us…The greatest Italian names end in ‘O’!”
That’s right. Fuck you and your pussy-ass bomb, Enrico Fermi!
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JoePa: a better coach as a zombie than Jim Tressel is as a mannequin
Comment by psu17osu10 — July 25, 2006 @ 10:12 am
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But the best part is that when the football program was canned (we play D-III now), the football stadium was torn down and replaced by a truly enormous library. (We’re geeks, hooray!) And around the corner, there’s also a surreal sculpture marking the spot of the first self-sustained reaction… Fortunately, I was born at Shands, so I can cheer for a real football team AND revel in the hardcore geekiness of the nuclear library.
Comment by peachy — July 24, 2006 @ 7:10 pm