BRIAN'S HATERS' BALL: 31-40

I think this is the second installment. I remember reading 50-41 recently. Some soccer player photographed in an unintentionally compromising position in relation to another player was on it.

smq

Excellent…that means we’ve got ten more to read.

Jethuth! That’th fuckin’ brilliant!

You got a link for 50-41? I looked around the site, but couldn’t find it.

http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2006/07/most-loathsome-people-in-sports-41-50.html

Thanks Johnny

That list is awesome.

Except that poor Brian is stuck arguing the loathsomeness of Jason Whitlock after the release of the best column he ever wrote.

The soccer player was Christian Ronaldo, and yes, he does suck, which the picture seems to show clearly.

Bruce,
What column is that?
I can probably guess the topic.
The one about how
(Insert African-American athlete here) was kept down by ’the man"?

this website is pretty damn cool. considering tigersmack dotcom has been on hiatus all summer, i mean if it wasnt for les miles’ dorky ass lid they wouldnt have anything to do. good thing saban is gone. yea right

Lou on Lou: “I can’t believe I’m only no. 33. I mean, I’m a real asshole. I’m not looking forward to playing me at all. I’ve got a senior quarterback that’s been here a while and can make all the throws. I mean, a couple of different bounces and I would’ve beaten Furman. Remember, it’s a game of inches and me being so fucking short, every inch counts.”

50-41 is funnier than 40-31 IMO.

I am not a fan of the list. Here are my reasons:
  
First: Lou Holtz, with his nutty-buddy Beano Cook are definite Top Tenners, and not a lowly number 33.
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Colin Cowherd in the 40’s? He is not anoying at all. College football fans should appreciate someone who talks college football in the off season when every other Tom, Dick and Harry sportscaster is going on ad naseuam about meaningless baseball games on their shows for hours. Michigan should be flattered that someone is talking about their sorry program – no one else is.
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Ms. Jenn Sterger annoying? How could the all-time secret crush of Mr. Swindel be annoying?

Because she’s from FSU. and Leathery. and fake tits. Refer to the wasp pollenating the flower by mistake.

psuedosilent observer:

I am assuming you are a female.

But, the way a man usually thinks, no matter how exasperating a woman is, if she can fill out a bikini and her face is not a double-bagger, then, we will put up with a lot of her shenanigans, and keep looking at her no matter what. Here are some of Ms. Sterger’s more interesting pictures:

http://www.jennsterger.net/pictures/jenn-sterger

SKLM – that’s the point, her face is basically a double-bagger (and doubles as a leather bag). Hell, I have a boob fetish- real or fake, doesn’t matter – and still don’t find her attractrive. I may as well go fill up two ziploc bags full of water and fondle them, for the same effect.

Plus, your comments re: Colin Cowherd instantly invalidate any point you may make from here on out. Do some catch-up reading in the archives to find community opinion on these subjects.

I would have laughed at the comment, SKLM, If i was female. uh… ooops? Anyway, I don’t like her because of the “articles” of horse-shit she writes for SI. I read one and was hopping mad… namely how much of a rod she has up her ass. She thinks she’s the greatest thing in the world. The guy plinking her at that specific time would agree, and the 20 lined up outside, but I’m not in that line.

mgoblog should stick to writing about college football and stay away from pro hockey (NCAA hockey is fine, because most Americans outside of the Great Lakes and New England view the collegiate version of the sport like most Americans view the World Cup).

He’s still bitter that Jacques Lemaire’s underrated and underreported New Jersey Devils swept the Wolverine State’s Detroit Red Wings, 4-0 in the 1995 Stanley Cup finals.

In fact, the 1995 Cup Finals reminded like a typical UM football season: The superstar-filled Michigan team is hyped to no end, given the early keys to the Nat’l Championship by the news media, and then exposed as a bunch of underachievers after a few weeks.

Merton Hanks:

Colin Cowherd was blasting away again at Michigan this morning, and specifically at its coach.

Saying that going 1-4 vs. theOSU, 1-4 vs. Notre Dame, 1-4 in bowl games was proof that the team sucks. Beating up on Indiana and the like is nothing to brag about.

To quote the other morning sportscaster – Jim “romy-van-schmuck” Rome: “SCOREBOARD!”

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psuedosilent observer:

Jenn Sterger is annoying because her writing sucks? That is like saying Pamela Anderson is anoying because of her acting ability, or Brittany Spears (before she started pumping out rug-rats and looking like someone out of a trailer home) was anoying because of her lousy singing ability (Exhibit “A”: Toxic).

I still think there is room for trashy-sexy type chicks, fake parts and all, and especially the ones that are fans of college football. Every football game ought to have, at least every 20 minutes, a shot of a chick in the stands, like the old days….

(Now, if she were an ND fan, then I might re-think my thoughts about her not being annoying.)

Contrarian, I don’t even like the Wings. But thanks for playing.