INSIDE SCOOP: DUKE CANCELS FOOTBALL SEASON DUE TO LACK OF SCANDAL
by Orson on Jul 10, 2006 10:30 AM EDT
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PrintThough we're pretty sure he's either prepping to trot around the Continent or is already doing so, Jonathan Tu gives us the inside scoop on another preppie school and its recently tumultuous relationship with athletics: Duke.
Durham, North Carolina - In response to the absence of serious administrative malfeasance of any kind, as well as a considerable dearth of legal woes including charges of sexual assault, Duke University president Richard Brodhead announced yesterday that the football teams season would be cancelled.
RTWT OMG heh ditto yeah.
It's hard to compete sometimes.
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Damn, there goes one of Bama’s non conference opponents. Hello Citadel!
by Coolhand Mike on Jul 10, 2006 10:37 AM EDT reply actions
This could have a major impact on the power rankings for the most over-rated conference. This was the year Duke was going to make a run at Wake.
by ohiodawg on Jul 10, 2006 10:42 AM EDT reply actions
No football at Duke? Who’s gonna wash the basketball player’s nuts for them?
by Cool Hand Mike on Jul 10, 2006 11:12 AM EDT reply actions
Duke Football: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
by tbmd96 on Jul 10, 2006 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
That is too funny.
At least they have that basketball thing to fall back on.
by PSUMike on Jul 10, 2006 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
It just goes to show that the ACC takes the Fulmer Cup seriously. Either compete to win or get out of the game!!!
by NewAZTiger on Jul 10, 2006 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, you just like the story because it implicitly lauds Steve Spurrier’s coaching abilities.
by J.J. on Jul 10, 2006 6:02 PM EDT reply actions
Awww… it’s always so much fun watching FSU demolish Duke….
by FSU Nod on Jul 23, 2006 4:15 PM EDT reply actions
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