OFF TO WATCH THE LAST OF THE MONDIAL!
No, it's still not college football and will never be. But once ever four years it is a beautiful thing. So now, will it be France...

Or Italy...
(marginally NSFW)

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Wow, Stranko spicing things up a bit? It’s true, Orson doesn’t incorporate enough scantily clad women in his posts…I guess the presence of such specimen would lessen the intended comedic value.
by Erik on Jul 9, 2006 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
Orson must’ve gone into seclusion after being rejected by Jenn. Glad to see you’re still a man, Stranko.
by Bill on Jul 9, 2006 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
Allez. Les. Bleus.
And we checked—there’s definitely fabric covering the holy half-moon of the woman wearing the Zidane jersey, so technically it’s SFW.
One last note: if you can’t tell that Stranko is a lifelong Howard Stern fan by now, you never will.
by Orson Swindle on Jul 9, 2006 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I think we got that impression a while ago… nice to have confirmation though.
by psuedosilent observer on Jul 9, 2006 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
World Cup News
Germany defeated Portugal in the consolation game. This will ensure them the World Cup championship as long as France defeats Italy. The French would then surrender the title to Germany and Italy will fully agree with the decision. France will then hold a parade in Paris for the champion Duetchlanders. REPRESENTING DUETCHLAND will be on banners and the champagne will flow.
If Italy wins, they will then agree to share the title, however the trophy will be on display in Berlin and Berlin only.
by Coolhand Mike on Jul 9, 2006 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
Germany wins Germany wins! And so does Italy.
by Coolhand Mike on Jul 9, 2006 4:38 PM EDT reply actions
Zidane is a dick. Let’s get some old Sophia Loren photos in honor of Italy.
by Coolhand Mike on Jul 9, 2006 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
Zidane can lick my taint. Fuck that Loser Frenchman. Nice Legacey!
by Erik on Jul 9, 2006 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
or legacy…I’ve found my calling. Body Painting! It’s all about attention to detail…
by Erik on Jul 9, 2006 5:46 PM EDT reply actions
That header thrown by Zindane was not strong enough to make that player hit the ground. Bill Lambier would be proud of that flop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1i_100eeMc
by dragonash on Jul 9, 2006 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
If I wasn’t too hungover to get an erection, it’d be on right now.
Say what you will about Zidane, but that was a beautiful headbutt.
by J on Jul 10, 2006 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
Coolhand Mike, re: Comment #7
Is that supposed to say “Laissez le bon temps Roulez?”
by Nicole on Jul 10, 2006 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
Damn Alabama public schools tried to teach me French.
by Cool Hand Mike on Jul 10, 2006 12:40 PM EDT reply actions
Is that supposed to say Laissez le bon temps Roulez?
Actually, I think it’s , “Laissez LES bon temps roulez.”
by AnalFrenchStudent on Jul 10, 2006 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
No, it’s “Laissez LE bon temps rouler.” Sheesh. By the way if it was as you suggested you’d need to make “bon” plural…
by French Student? on Jul 10, 2006 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
No, its Laissez LE bon temps rouler. Sheesh. By the way if it was as you suggested youd need to make bon plural
Then the city of New Orleans made a mistake:
http://community.iexplore.com/planning/journal.asp?JournalID=34120
by AnalFrenchStudent on Jul 10, 2006 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t you know they speak a bastardized version of French in the Big Easy?! If you’re a French student, look it up in your Petit Robert. And for what it’s worth, NEVER get your clues on how to appropriately speak or write French from any newspaper, let along a New Orleans newspaper…
by French Student? on Jul 10, 2006 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
RE: Comment #10, Coolhand Mike:
Only two good things have come out of Italy…..and Sophia Loren has both of them…..
by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 10, 2006 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
Even better, do a google image search. First photo to appear. Magnifico. No kind of picture for a classy site. like this. Ha. That’s why no link to that one.
by Cool Hand Mike on Jul 10, 2006 5:46 PM EDT reply actions
Cool Hand Mike:
I just did the google – image – search thing.
What an awesome picture. Those things look awesome even in black and white. I think Ms. Loren has the best combination of face and boobery ever in Hollyweird.
by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 10, 2006 6:15 PM EDT reply actions
WOW……I go away for a week and they are arguing about French grammar.WTF….
by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Jul 11, 2006 10:25 AM EDT reply actions

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