THAT NEW TRANSFER RULE=TRAVESTY AWESOMENESS

I feel alful posting this on the heated debate that is about to take place on this post. But this is news people need to hear.

Billy Dee Williams has been shot in the throat!!!

No matter what you sneaky S.O.B.s do. The Crimson Tide will roll your Gator-asses all over that Doak Campbell wannabe stadium. ROLL TIDE ROLL.

P.S.: Love the site, you bastards.

How is it sneaky when the coach doesn’t like it, and the site (here) is blatently deploring the ruling? True gator fans should be distressed at this rule, as we (mostly) play by the rules in our jorts and laugh at the inbreeding that has become the State of Alabama.

Utah lists him at 5’10" and 165 lbs.
http://utahutes.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/smith_ryan00.html

Gators list him at 5’11’ and 175 lbs (b/c the Utah listing just seems to dainty to get the Gator faithful excited I guess).

I can just seen the text message exchange…..

Urban Meyer: “U want 2 cum play 4 G8rs?”

Ryan Smith: “Yes! Mormans R teh suxorz.”

UM: “OMG, WTF do U weigh?”

RS: “160#”

UM: “Hittaz way 175# @least”

RS: “That’s what I said! lol!”

UM: “Gr8! U want 2 start?”

RS: “OMG! yes! SEC is teh hotne55.!”

UM: “C U N Gville!”

RS: “G8Rs rulz.”

UM: “BTW If NE1 askz, i didnt text messge U!!”

More awesomeness, Paul.

Ditto—Paul, that was hysterical.

Mormons r teh suxorz. That line shall live in immortality.
Unless the Mormons are right, then they will become God of wordz.

Whoah whoah…psuedosilentobserver! that’s a mighty big ass-umption about the state of Alabama!

Yeah, there are many mullet having, jhort wearing, white trash, imbred, rednecks in this state, but don’t be so quick to judge. Not all of us cheer for Bama…

AWESOMENESS? All righty then. Mrs. Tebow, can Timmy come out and play?

yes, yes, i know “inbred”

Auburn library burned down. Both coloring books lost in the blaze. One hadn’t even been colored in yet.

Considering you have to actually graduate to take advantage of this new rule, do people really think a lot of players are going to use it? If it encourages a few players to actually get degrees, I’m not sure I really see the evil in this.

Joe you’re making too much sense around here. This is no place for a voice of reason.

Inbreeding aside, how many of these degrees are legit? I personally don’t know. It may be book-coloring. It may be Physical Ed. It may be physical chemistry. I have a hunch, however, that there aren’t too many in the latter catagory. I sure haven’t seen a single football player in my major… but then again, I haven’t looked too hard anyway.

psuedosilentobserver,

When discussing academics…it always makes your point stronger when you spell words like catagory correctly.

you’re pal (irony intended)

pwd

I don’t think Myles the B. necessarily has much to do with this. Each sport’s management committee decides on transfer rules, at least in theory. As a practical matter, it may be that he has a great deal of power over these rules. But again, in theory the squash committee decides how a transfer from CGNU to Homestar’s Knees Tech affects squash eligibility.

Did I mention my major isn’t english? I stand corrected.
Don’t worry- my thesis will have many, many erros in them-hopefully nothing with weight such as the content itself and not trivial spelling!

Must be a Philosophy major.

Paul, awesome job…Thus it pains me to inform you that it should be “too” dainty…

Oh, the ironing…

um… nope. some of the abstracts, however, could be argued that way.

Mike, you need to give credit to Steve Spurrier for your attempted Auburn slam. I think he said it alot better…

Auburn library burned down. Both coloring books lost in the blaze. One hadn’t even been colored in yet.

Yeah, BAMA needs a big library so their students can study for their Dukes of Hazard class (no, I’m not making this up, it does exist).

Hmmm PWD…looks like you started a grammar/spelling flamewar!

Judge not, lest ye be judged!

I knew I hated, I mean loved Spurrier for a reason. ROLL TIDE, MOOOO EAGLE!

I’m sorry, I forgot a “z”

as for the southern trash/inbreeding debate…you will definitely see more tank tops and jean shorts in Gainesville than in Tuscaloosa…or any other sec town for that matter

Awesomeness on top of more coolness.
I’m sure both universities have outstanding academics outside of sports, however. I don’t know why I just got flamed for my ineptitude for spelling, but there’s my white flag. maybe. unless I still kant spel.

I’m taking DoH 101-401 this semester. It was that or a full class load of Fall Guy 101-301.

Preach on brother Matt.

If someone made a “Mormons R Teh Suxorz” T-shirt, I hate to admit, I would wear it.
I personally have nothing against them, but that is one of the funniest phrases I have ever seen.
The Mormons are just too easy to make fun of. Seriously, can someone explain to me how the men practice polygamy without drinking booze? I mean, I only have one wife and have to stay drunk pretty much all the time to stay sane.

Pardon the stupidity but I’m having trouble translating R Teh Suxorz into anything I can understand, especially into something especially funny. Would someone please help me out here?

yeah, I don’t know junior high AIM-speak either…

It’s a form of irrational spelling meant to be egregiously incorrect. It’s also particularly funny because the people using it are definitely NOT AOLspeak literate middle schoolers.

My questions is can players that meet these requirements be contacted aka recruited.

Hey Mr. Swindle
2 something
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a dollar
come October 4th, every Gator bend over and holler

Scholarships are granted on a year to year basis. No one has ever received a four year deal.

You have to love the SEC. We spend all our time calling each other a bunch of back-woods, hillbilly, ignorant, wife-beating red-necks. Maybe, just maybe, we’re ALL telling the truth.

But we’ve got the most teeth, and that’s a fact.

I kid because I care. Not really. Still love the site and please, oh please, never let your foot off of Fat Fill Fulmer.

But we’ve got the most teeth, and that’s a fact.

I remember we were trying to find something for which Ohio was number one:

http://www.statemaster.com/graph/edu_pub_lib_lib_vis_per_cap-libraries-library-visits-per-capita

Apparently residents from Ohio go to the library more often than any other state’s residents.

And we all know why…

great post, barner. 1st I’ve seen that.

Wow. Ohioans (sp.?) visit the library more than any other state. The masturbation jokes pretty much keep writing themselves.
Stay classy, Carl Monday.

This proves my theory that America is mostly filled with dumbshits.

Damn AU03, we need to go for at least the free porn, I mean internet access. Like the Ohio State fans that go to the library.

Computers are killing our society. I’m going for a walk…

Judging by the recent increase in hostility around here, it must be getting close to football season.
Roll f-ing Tide!

Mr.Swindle, how dare you sucker punch this great State of Alabama with your teeth statement. Sure inbreedeing and shotty moonshine will cost you teeth, but only the weak ones. Great site and Roll Tide Roll!

Orson, Your humor is outstandingly sick. You are no doubt, my all-time favorite Gator with a stage worth gift for 86ing the folly of arrogance in the world of sports.

This thread is more evidence of why this place rules. Nice post Paul. LMFAO!

Once again a fine post, worthy of every comment, especially yours Paul. It seriously is a wonder I actually do anything anymore since I stumbled here seeking football news and found humor and a new daily habit.

anyone ever think that Swindle could be some sort of media crack-pusher? He lures us in, and now we’re all hopelessly addicted. I used to be productive at work until I stumbled across this stuff…. THIS SHIT IS GOOOOOOD!

5’11" 175lb brainiac.

Yeah, I’m sure he can stop the YAC.

You guys are about set now.

Unstoppable running game, score from anywhere passing game, stonewall defensive front, and complete shutdown corners.

All of that AND Urban Meyer.

If you could see me right now, you could see BOTH of my teeth.

We got a player at Vandy this way, a former QB from Arizona who graduated in three years and came to Nashville for grad school. He’s got two years left.

The concept of graduating from college in less than 7 years with no criminal record is blowing minds all over Knoxville by now.

What schools are least likely to lose players to this rule? Tennessee and Ohio State are the most obvious. Any others spring to mind?

Thank you very much Boclive.

I haven’t had such a good laugh as the one I just had in at least 6 months.

And that’s not referring to your beaver teeth, either.

Boclive,

When I first read this article, I actually said….“Please let this DB be white.”

It’s the only thing missing.

Hey, it’s a great rule. Vanderbilt got an experienced quarterback from Arizona State, but the question is whether he can beat out the incumbents. If he can’t, Arizona State probably sent him off with their best wishes and asked the NCAA not to even think about holding up his transfer.

Hmmmm… 165 lbs. and five ten? I hope this kid is a corner.

On the redneck thing. I heard it put once this way. If you live in the south you shouldn’t call your neighbor a pig. You’re both living in a sty.