Comments on: THE NASTIEST (MUSICAL) RIVALRY

By: Pants McPants

Pants McPants — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 20:07:26 +0000

Good God, such alarming castigation here…All I have to say to all of you scUM-sucking weasels is…

Neener neener!

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 18:16:53 +0000

He’s actually bitch slapping Neutron Man in Hell screaming “Stop your crying you fat bastard, or I’ll show you tOSU’s police blotter and really give you something to cry about!”

By: Socraticsilence

Socraticsilence — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:05:40 +0000

Now, now Tony Woody Hayes is punching athletes in hell as we speak

By: tony

tony — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 14:47:18 +0000

Oh yeah, how many national championships did that little nancy boy Bo win again?

Which, if I recall, is exactly the same number that OSU won during Bo’s tenure at Michigan.

Oh yeah, and Woody Hayes is still dead.

By: Lloyd Carr Is A Child Molester

Lloyd Carr Is A Child Molester — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:54:36 +0000

Oh yeah, how many national championships did that little nancy boy Bo win again?

By: Lloyd Carr Is A Child Molester

Lloyd Carr Is A Child Molester — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:54:00 +0000

Ann Arbor is a whore!

By: DRUNK

DRUNK — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:56:10 +0000

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By: chocotaku

chocotaku — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:11:02 +0000

Fact: did everything.

Except, you know, play with any worth against Texas last year…

By: West Norwich

West Norwich — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:33:15 +0000

Jack,

Biafra actually admitted the ‘96 loss on CD101 wendsday, a bit lacking in the communications dept but great nonetheless.

It amazes me how much effort they put into this thing every year.

By: stinky pete

stinky pete — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:07:56 +0000

dead schembechlers > *

because “the sun shines out of jim tressel’s ass” is both hilarious and true

By: OhEssYou

OhEssYou — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 21:38:23 +0000

Tedd Ginn will not defy expections like people think he will this season

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 16:26:10 +0000

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That’s where I’m gonna build my church,
Ain’t gonna be no priest, ain’t gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.
I don’t piss, I don’t shit, I’m gettin’ no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 14:28:00 +0000

The second song recalls the DM classic “In Praise of Sha Na Na” pretty exactly in spirit and construction. Well done.

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 05:48:36 +0000

Huzzah to commenter #2: I totally lived on West Norwich for two years. Good times.

I remember when I was living in Detroit, one year they had the lead singer of the Schembechlers, “Bo Biafra,” on one of the local radio stations the week of The Game. He was hilarious, claiming that, in actuality, Michigan has never beaten Ohio State, and anything you’ve ever heard about UM beating OSU was just a construction of the “liberal media”…

By: The Contrarian

The Contrarian — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:56:52 +0000

Since the Dead Milkmen hailed from Philadelphia, I don’t recall them ever writing a song about Temple Owls football.