THE NASTIEST (MUSICAL) RIVALRY
by Orson on Jun 30, 2006 5:26 PM EDT
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PrintRivalry draws its reddest blood when it takes the form of...dueling punk bands? Yeah, sure; we'll roll with that on a hectic Friday. (HT: John Doe.)
--The Wolverines entry: The Dropkick Woodys, who drop a Dead Milkmenesque bomb on Columbus with "I Spit on Woody's Grave." The lead singer sounds like a perfect facsimile of Rodney Dangerous, which merits points galore for reminding us of rolling on the floor listening to Beelzebubba.
--The Buckeyes' entry: The Dead Schembechlers. As nice as "I Spit on Woody's Grave" may be, "Ted Ginn" satisfies our Brasky/Norris/Hyperbole yen nicely with the lines:
Who built the Sphinx and Pyramids?
Who built the Eiffel Tower?
Then who tore down the Berlin Wall
With Marvel superpower?Who fought off giant asteroids
To keep the earth from dyin'?
Who led the troops in World War Two
and then saved Private Ryan?Ted Ginn! Ted Ginn!
Ted Ginn did everything!
Advantage: Woody, especially since the Buckeyes' submission suggests that after losses to Ohio State, Lloyd Carr is left "to wring out his frilly pink panties."
Fact: did everything.
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It’s the same band, they made up the Woodys just so they could “kill” them at the last Hate Michigan Rally. The Schembechlers actually realeased a new song today, Buckeye Surfer Girl, you can download it at
by West Norwich on Jun 30, 2006 6:17 PM EDT reply actions
O -
Did you mean advantage Dropkick Woody’s or Dead Schembechlers?
by socalirish on Jun 30, 2006 6:37 PM EDT reply actions
That TG song is just like a soccer chant, while the Spit song makes Tupac’s “Hit ’Em Up” sound like a Luther Vandross love ballad.
by Kanu on Jun 30, 2006 6:44 PM EDT reply actions
You’ve done it once again! The Dead Milkmen made it to EDSBS! Vote obviously goes to the Dropkick Woody’s. Besides the song having the exact lyrics I have would have chosen. It sounds dead on dmilkmen.
“WHOAAAA takin’ retards to the zoo! Whoa takin’ retards to the zoo!”
Or my personal favorite.
“Do the Brown nose”
Even you tuna lips.
by Odell 51 on Jun 30, 2006 7:00 PM EDT reply actions
I dunno, Bo For 24 is pretty Goddamn funny. And so, so, so true.
by Bullfrog on Jun 30, 2006 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Since the Dead Milkmen hailed from Philadelphia, I don’t recall them ever writing a song about Temple Owls football.
by The Contrarian on Jun 30, 2006 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Huzzah to commenter #2: I totally lived on West Norwich for two years. Good times.
I remember when I was living in Detroit, one year they had the lead singer of the Schembechlers, “Bo Biafra,” on one of the local radio stations the week of The Game. He was hilarious, claiming that, in actuality, Michigan has never beaten Ohio State, and anything you’ve ever heard about UM beating OSU was just a construction of the “liberal media”…
by Jack on Jul 1, 2006 1:48 AM EDT reply actions
The second song recalls the DM classic “In Praise of Sha Na Na” pretty exactly in spirit and construction. Well done.
by Holly on Jul 1, 2006 10:28 AM EDT reply actions
Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That’s where I’m gonna build my church,
Ain’t gonna be no priest, ain’t gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.
I don’t piss, I don’t shit, I’m gettin’ no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
by NewAZTiger on Jul 1, 2006 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
Tedd Ginn will not defy expections like people think he will this season
by OhEssYou on Jul 1, 2006 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
dead schembechlers > *
because “the sun shines out of jim tressel’s ass” is both hilarious and true
by stinky pete on Jul 1, 2006 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
Jack,
Biafra actually admitted the ’96 loss on CD101 wendsday, a bit lacking in the communications dept but great nonetheless.
It amazes me how much effort they put into this thing every year.
by West Norwich on Jul 1, 2006 6:33 PM EDT reply actions
Fact: did everything.
Except, you know, play with any worth against Texas last year…
by chocotaku on Jul 1, 2006 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
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by DRUNK on Jul 2, 2006 2:56 AM EDT reply actions
Oh yeah, how many national championships did that little nancy boy Bo win again?
0.
by Lloyd Carr Is A Child Molester on Jul 2, 2006 7:54 AM EDT reply actions
Oh yeah, how many national championships did that little nancy boy Bo win again?
0.
Which, if I recall, is exactly the same number that OSU won during Bo’s tenure at Michigan.
Oh yeah, and Woody Hayes is still dead.
by tony on Jul 2, 2006 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
Now, now Tony Woody Hayes is punching athletes in hell as we speak :)
by Socraticsilence on Jul 2, 2006 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
He’s actually bitch slapping Neutron Man in Hell screaming “Stop your crying you fat bastard, or I’ll show you tOSU’s police blotter and really give you something to cry about!”
by Joe on Jul 3, 2006 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
Good God, such alarming castigation here…All I have to say to all of you scUM-sucking weasels is…
Neener neener!
by Pants McPants on Jul 3, 2006 4:07 PM EDT reply actions
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