GREG JONES LIKES MAYO. LOTS OF MAYO.
Any guy who fits the breed description “tends to bloat” will hate, hate, hate this video of collegiate Greg Jones ordering two subway sandwiches, eating both, and still looking like Black Zeus with his shirt off. Sure, he’s a football player burning 8,000 calories a day (and was in college at the time) and appears to have won the genetic lottery body-wise, but the strength coaches had to pull their hairs out waiting for Jones’ metabolism to collapse, leaving them with a candy-chomping Pooh Bear Williams 2 on their hands.
Lot of mayonnaise. Lot a honey mustard. Lotta Ranch.
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Southern Papa says:
OK, so what does he wash it down with? Surely not Diet Coke. Maybe Jolt cola or some definite highly sweetened iced tea? Or a special protein shake?
June 30th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
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Cheche Caldwell says:
Gotta love a Pooh Bear Williams reference…only a slect few southern fans will get that.
June 30th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
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GamecockTony says:
I know i’d chase it with a bloody mary and a steak sandwich… and a steak sandwich.
June 30th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
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Odell 51 says:
Chad Johnson only eats McDonalds. It’s all genetics with these guys.
June 30th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
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The Toma says:
Why no one has developed a TV show comprised solely of following DI players around for a day is beyond me.
June 30th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
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NoleinTexas says:
Ahh, Pooh Bear. The only guy to ever have more touchdowns in a season (12) than yards per carry (1.1).*
*Possibly a lie, but too lazy to confirm. Blame the schools.
June 30th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
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Beergut says:
Was that a segment from the Bobby Bowden Show?
I’m amazed other schools didn’t cry foul to the NCAA for the pseudo-Subway commercial aspect of it.
June 30th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
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roggins says:
to bad he rides the pine behind Fred Taylor. noles love to proclaim how great he is, but he is still a bench warmer.
he sucks anne bowdens depends.
June 30th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
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Travis Swenson says:
For every Greg Jones, there’s a Donte’ Walker who eats himself out of a sniff at the league.
June 30th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
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Brian says:
If he had come up here to Tennessee, we know he’d be 25 pds. lighter cuz Phil doesn’t pass the gravy.
June 30th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
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PJ says:
I believe that was an ESPN Gameday peice in 2002 when Greg was just killing people before he blew out his knee. He almost beat the 02 Miami team in the Orange Bowl by himself. A great inidividual preformance.
Riding the pine behind Fragile Freddy is pretty much starting. I think Greg is definitley in position to end up taking the bulk of the Jags carries as soon as this season. In case you forgot…
June 30th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
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Ian says:
Damn…this is just further proof that any FSU running back’s highlight reel takes 90% of its material from last year’s game against Virginia. I guess this is karmic realignment for stopping Dunn at the goal line.
July 2nd, 2006 at 10:28 am