GREG JONES LIKES MAYO. LOTS OF MAYO.
Any guy who fits the breed description “tends to bloat” will hate, hate, hate this video of collegiate Greg Jones ordering two subway sandwiches, eating both, and still looking like Black Zeus with his shirt off. Sure, he’s a football player burning 8,000 calories a day (and was in college at the time) and appears to have won the genetic lottery body-wise, but the strength coaches had to pull their hairs out waiting for Jones’ metabolism to collapse, leaving them with a candy-chomping Pooh Bear Williams 2 on their hands.
Lot of mayonnaise. Lot a honey mustard. Lotta Ranch.
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OK, so what does he wash it down with? Surely not Diet Coke. Maybe Jolt cola or some definite highly sweetened iced tea? Or a special protein shake?
Comment by Southern Papa — June 30, 2006 @ 2:42 pm
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Gotta love a Pooh Bear Williams reference…only a slect few southern fans will get that.
Comment by Cheche Caldwell — June 30, 2006 @ 2:43 pm
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I know i’d chase it with a bloody mary and a steak sandwich… and a steak sandwich.
Comment by GamecockTony — June 30, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
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Chad Johnson only eats McDonalds. It’s all genetics with these guys.
Comment by Odell 51 — June 30, 2006 @ 2:54 pm
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Why no one has developed a TV show comprised solely of following DI players around for a day is beyond me.
Comment by The Toma — June 30, 2006 @ 2:59 pm
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Ahh, Pooh Bear. The only guy to ever have more touchdowns in a season (12) than yards per carry (1.1).*
*Possibly a lie, but too lazy to confirm. Blame the schools.
Comment by NoleinTexas — June 30, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
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Was that a segment from the Bobby Bowden Show?
I’m amazed other schools didn’t cry foul to the NCAA for the pseudo-Subway commercial aspect of it.
Comment by Beergut — June 30, 2006 @ 3:48 pm
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to bad he rides the pine behind Fred Taylor. noles love to proclaim how great he is, but he is still a bench warmer.
he sucks anne bowdens depends.
Comment by roggins — June 30, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
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For every Greg Jones, there’s a Donte’ Walker who eats himself out of a sniff at the league.
Comment by Travis Swenson — June 30, 2006 @ 4:43 pm
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If he had come up here to Tennessee, we know he’d be 25 pds. lighter cuz Phil doesn’t pass the gravy.
Comment by Brian — June 30, 2006 @ 5:26 pm
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I believe that was an ESPN Gameday peice in 2002 when Greg was just killing people before he blew out his knee. He almost beat the 02 Miami team in the Orange Bowl by himself. A great inidividual preformance.
Riding the pine behind Fragile Freddy is pretty much starting. I think Greg is definitley in position to end up taking the bulk of the Jags carries as soon as this season. In case you forgot…
Comment by PJ — June 30, 2006 @ 6:16 pm
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Damn…this is just further proof that any FSU running back’s highlight reel takes 90% of its material from last year’s game against Virginia. I guess this is karmic realignment for stopping Dunn at the goal line.
Comment by Ian — July 2, 2006 @ 10:28 am