GREG JONES LIKES MAYO. LOTS OF MAYO.

by Orson on Jun 30, 2006 2:34 PM EDT

Any guy who fits the breed description "tends to bloat" will hate, hate, hate this video of collegiate Greg Jones ordering two subway sandwiches, eating both, and still looking like Black Zeus with his shirt off. Sure, he's a football player burning 8,000 calories a day (and was in college at the time) and appears to have won the genetic lottery body-wise, but the strength coaches had to pull their hairs out waiting for Jones' metabolism to collapse, leaving them with a candy-chomping Pooh Bear Williams 2 on their hands.

Lot of mayonnaise. Lot a honey mustard. Lotta Ranch.

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OK, so what does he wash it down with? Surely not Diet Coke. Maybe Jolt cola or some definite highly sweetened iced tea? Or a special protein shake?

by Southern Papa on Jun 30, 2006 2:42 PM EDT reply actions

Gotta love a Pooh Bear Williams reference…only a slect few southern fans will get that.

by Cheche Caldwell on Jun 30, 2006 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

I know i’d chase it with a bloody mary and a steak sandwich… and a steak sandwich.

by GamecockTony on Jun 30, 2006 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

Chad Johnson only eats McDonalds. It’s all genetics with these guys.

by Odell 51 on Jun 30, 2006 2:54 PM EDT reply actions

Why no one has developed a TV show comprised solely of following DI players around for a day is beyond me.

by The Toma on Jun 30, 2006 2:59 PM EDT reply actions

Ahh, Pooh Bear. The only guy to ever have more touchdowns in a season (12) than yards per carry (1.1).*

*Possibly a lie, but too lazy to confirm. Blame the schools.

by NoleinTexas on Jun 30, 2006 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

Was that a segment from the Bobby Bowden Show?

I’m amazed other schools didn’t cry foul to the NCAA for the pseudo-Subway commercial aspect of it.

by Beergut on Jun 30, 2006 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

to bad he rides the pine behind Fred Taylor. noles love to proclaim how great he is, but he is still a bench warmer.

he sucks anne bowdens depends.

by roggins on Jun 30, 2006 4:15 PM EDT reply actions

For every Greg Jones, there’s a Donte’ Walker who eats himself out of a sniff at the league.

by Travis Swenson on Jun 30, 2006 4:43 PM EDT reply actions

If he had come up here to Tennessee, we know he’d be 25 pds. lighter cuz Phil doesn’t pass the gravy.

by Brian on Jun 30, 2006 5:26 PM EDT reply actions

I believe that was an ESPN Gameday peice in 2002 when Greg was just killing people before he blew out his knee. He almost beat the 02 Miami team in the Orange Bowl by himself. A great inidividual preformance.

Riding the pine behind Fragile Freddy is pretty much starting. I think Greg is definitley in position to end up taking the bulk of the Jags carries as soon as this season. In case you forgot…

by PJ on Jun 30, 2006 6:16 PM EDT reply actions

Damn…this is just further proof that any FSU running back’s highlight reel takes 90% of its material from last year’s game against Virginia. I guess this is karmic realignment for stopping Dunn at the goal line.

by Ian on Jul 2, 2006 10:28 AM EDT reply actions