AVERY ATKINS CODA: GONE
Avery Atkins, Florida starting cornerback and amateur marriage counselor, will be granted a release from his scholarship at the University of Florida following an incident where he allegedly hit his girlfriend and babymomma upwards of twenty times and refused to let her out of a car. Meyer had refused the transfer previously, but the gaining traction of the story and Atkins' clear inability to "keep shit together" added up to force Meyer's hand in the case. He did, however, get to turn "kicked off the team" into something beneficent and magnanimous-sounding: "granted a release." Excellent Newspeak work by the UAA there.
Meyer's now lost two of his first recruiting gems in Atkins and Josh Portis. He's also just lost his starting corner for real now, leaving the Gators with Reggie Nelson playing all four positions in the defensive backfield. That's actually an exaggeration: we've got Ryan Smith, a former all-Mountain West transfer coming over to play under the new transfer rules stating that after a person finishes their career, they can play some more as a grad student without penalty. Did we mention how much we hate totally love that rule?
Say it while attempting to brim with confidence: Mountain West All-American and new starter. We're not hyperventilating; that's just us panting with excitement!

We hate the offseason.
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Does this mean that Florida will not get the Fulmer Cup points? If so, explain to me how a player who has used up his eligibility and no longer on the team earns FC points (aka Lamar Owens), but a player kicked off a team as a result of his actions (aka Avery Atkins) do not warrant FC points?
Come on, we need to be rooting for something during the offseason!
by NavyGrad on Jun 30, 2006 9:58 AM EDT reply actions
We think the points should stick—he was on the team, he did it.
by Orson Swindle on Jun 30, 2006 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
but isn’t it only if he got charged with something?
by adam on Jun 30, 2006 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
Hmm…we award points the instant the potential charges come up. Yet if the charges are dropped, we drop the points. So the points would have to stand until the case is closed or prosecuted, right?
by Orson Swindle on Jun 30, 2006 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
Me thinks the points are mute anyway because of Marshall’s lead for 1-A. however, I also think the points should stay, as UF should have better standards than other schools…
by psuedosilent observer on Jun 30, 2006 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
Maybe Im a little slow, but what was the rational for not releasing him earlier? Was it You made your bed now lie in it, serve your suspension and stay in school; we arent going to give in and let you run away from your problems. Or was it Please dont go, we need you, this will all blow over and we can maybe have him back in the lineup to start conference play.
Was it in some way a noble effort to instill accountability or was it, in the true spirit of the Fulmer Cup, an attempt to keep a criminal on the team?
by JP on Jun 30, 2006 10:35 AM EDT reply actions
We think it was the confusion surrounding the case. No one including the two principals in the case seemed to know what was happening.
by Orson Swindle on Jun 30, 2006 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
Yea we have to wait until charges are pressed or something surfaces on the nature of the crime. Two drastically different accounts of the story were told, leaving a huge disparity in fulmer cup points to be awarded.
by BIGMIKE on Jun 30, 2006 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
i think mike is right on this one, but i still think this was a good move on UF’s part. unless his girlfriend was kicking his ass or something, i find it very hard to excuse hitting her. he’s a super-toned athlete, and i’m sure is much stronger than her.
i’m not a big fan of the saying “it’s never right to hit a lady,” since that seems patronizing to me, but i would agree that it’s never right to hit someone who doesn’t really have a chance to defend him/herself.
by adam on Jun 30, 2006 12:10 PM EDT reply actions
This is definitely a tough loss but it seems like everyone is bemoaning UF’s lack of depth at corner. Didn’t UF just recruit some primo CBs/safeties? I know they’re freshman, blah blah blah, but I seem to remember another freshman who played well last year and caught some attention. Oh yeah, it was Avery Atkins. I wish the best for AA (man that would have made for a great Anti-Air nickname a la Ciatrick ‘C4’ Fason) but the Maury Povich-style bickering is BS. Kid will kick himself in the ass for this someday.
by Gator KK on Jun 30, 2006 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
“Maury Povich-style bickering "
Well-put.
by Orson Swindle on Jun 30, 2006 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
It’s not right to hit women because they aren’t physically as strong as most men, but I think it’s just as wrong for a woman to hit a man if she knows he’s not gonna hit her back.
I kind of wish this stuff would stay out of the media just because the judgments are so harsh and absolute. They gotta come up with different degrees of these crimes so we can tell the difference between an actual form of abuse or false imprisonment and just some couple’s argument that went too far.
by J.J. on Jun 30, 2006 5:44 PM EDT reply actions
It’ll be in the papers, though, because it’s news. He is, or was, a starter on a major CFB team.
by Newspaper Hack on Jul 2, 2006 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
in the immortal words of Chris Rock
“i’d never hit a woman…but i’d sure shake the shite outta her”
by HotlantaBill on Jul 3, 2006 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
So has there been a final decision on FC points?
Urban Meyer was and remains over rated. This alone does NOT confirm that fact, this is just something Gator fans will look back on and say “remember his goofball recruits?” It happened to Bob Huggins with Cincinnati’s basketball program.
Of course, as of this writing, you still own Georgia in fee simple absolute, so I’ll shut up now.
by ohiodawg on Jul 3, 2006 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
Well lets see he is a good friend of mine and it was a twisted story and also he was a ron zook recruit so urban meyer is not over rated!!
by Brandon on Jul 6, 2006 7:47 AM EDT reply actions
As a personal friend of Avery’s and someone who has a knowlege ot the situation everyone who doesn’t know what the HELL they’re talking about should SHUT UP!!! None of you people care about Avery or the real situation all you care about is FC points and to get on the internet and give your 2 cents.
by Young Daytona on Jul 10, 2006 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
As a Gator fan, I’m sorry to see this happen.
More importantly, I hope Avery is able to resolve his problems and be successful in life.
Best wishes for the future Avery.
by Larry on Aug 8, 2006 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

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