Comments on: AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY…

By: J. Lichty

J. Lichty — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:46:17 +0000

I wonder if he was wearing his The Ohio State University sweatshirt — attire which is favored amongst newsworthy masturbators.

Although, former U of M defensive lineman Larry Harrison could not be reached for comment.

By: T. Kyle King

T. Kyle King — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:14:48 +0000

If this case ever goes to court, I’m confident that Griffin will get off.

By: NAR

NAR — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 14:09:06 +0000

I wonder if he managed to finish rubbing it out before he got out of the car and surveyed the damage.

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:47:48 +0000

Wow…this is whack.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:11:22 +0000

Tony — you admit setting the DVD player up in the car for “Gamecock Junior?” I mean really, at least make it difficult rather than lobbing the softball up to the plate, why doncha…

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 22:41:35 +0000

Doesn’t this happen daily in Gainesville with Gator fans watching recruiting videos of Tim Tebow?

By: Meethinks

Meethinks — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:52:10 +0000

Heavy golfclap. Well played Joe.

By: THE OHIO STATE FAN

THE OHIO STATE FAN — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:28:09 +0000

you misspelled masturbating….

By: Theri Maa Bhanchod!

Theri Maa Bhanchod! — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:57:46 +0000

greatest fucking news story ever. i mean ever. it’s got everything. porn. driving. crashes. drinking. jacking off. I seriously have no idea how anyone can not make this guys jersey a best seller next yr. Fucking Awesome.

By: Pat

Pat — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:50:59 +0000

Why, oh why, couldn’t this guy have been a football player?

I can’t even imagine what the Fulmer Cup scoring would’ve been on this one had he been one, though it’s tainted by the fact that the police seem to have *cough* covered things up.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:23:53 +0000

The cops could have seen this carjacking cumming from a mile away.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 19:22:38 +0000

Wow, and all this time I’d been thinking Griffin went to Seton Hall — who knew he was actually a Buckeye?

By: BIGMIKE

BIGMIKE — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:56:11 +0000

multitasking at its finest, he’s a model for efficency

By: bubba

bubba — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:55:53 +0000

**Bad joke alert**

So, was he driving a stick-shift?

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:55:49 +0000

What? This hasn’t happened to you guys?