Comments on: 27 THINGS YOU DID NOT KNOW ABOUT MARSHAWN LYNCH

By: joe c

joe c — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 21:14:37 +0000

money lynch makes reggie look like a rookie.

By: ethanlindsey.com » Marshawn Teaches the Moors a Lesson — in Pre-Calc

ethanlindsey.com » Marshawn Teaches the Moors a Lesson — in Pre-Calc — Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:42:07 +0000

[...] But the best apology — or, really, homage — to Marshawn is at Every Day Should Be Saturday. Its in the style of ‘Chuck Norris Facts‘ and includes my favorite line: 7. Made an A on his Industrial Design project last year. He called it “Assignment 3 in Papier-Mache.” You call it “the city of Tokyo.” [...]

By: Beergut

Beergut — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 23:33:06 +0000

30. Once made a woman climax by looking at her and saying, “Booyah!!!”

By: dragonash

dragonash — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 21:03:06 +0000

29. Had sex with Rosie O’Donnel and made her forget licking pussy ever again

By: Nupe in VA

Nupe in VA — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 19:38:32 +0000

28. Earned extra money this summer by working part-time as a bodyguard for Shaquille O’Neal, Royce Gracie, and Superman.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:58:58 +0000

Won the battle of Tours in 732 by stiff-arming the entire Moorish army across the Straits of Gibraltar, but only after teaching them algebra first.

I laughed out loud.

(NEEEEEEEEEEEERD!)

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:12:25 +0000

That’s a cajun for you. Though you’re completely right.

By: falgo

falgo — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:10:20 +0000

12. Invented happiness, the post-it note, and rotisserie chicken.

This is redundant…
rotisserie chicken = happiness
ummmm chicken.

By: timmy

timmy — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:09:31 +0000

genius

By: Phil K.

Phil K. — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:37:27 +0000

Well shit. This interweb thing moves too fast for me, I guess. Apologies to BeAtPeace.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:17:06 +0000

No, Phil, he was right–originally we used apologia incorrectly, which we can only explain as Bertrand Russell would: “Incompetence, ma’am, sheer incompetence.”

By: Phil K.

Phil K. — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:27:38 +0000

I don’t think Orson used the term “apologia” anywhere in the post, unless it’s been edited. And he used “apology” correctly: “an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret”, although “penance” more accurately describes the list.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:21:29 +0000

Excellent work again Orson. You’re on your game this week. Now, go back to picking those toenails out of your ass and make some aphrodesiac for COAN.

By: ohiodawg

ohiodawg — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:21:15 +0000

Hilarious! String theory with a spirograph…nice touch!

I’m thinking who I would most like to see you wrongly slander next time…Phil Fulmer (could you come up with two items? even one?!) would cause some incredible angst.

By: MP

MP — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:05:36 +0000

All right, now that’s what I’m talking about! Marshawn’s list and a Feldman podcast, pretty good day so far Orson.