THE REAL FRANK THE TANK GETS HIMSELF FINED LARGE-LIKE

by Orson on Jun 27, 2006 5:15 PM EDT

However you're doing it, you're not doing it right. See, there's a 33-year old LSU college student. That student gets very, very drunk during the Oregon State game. Old college student then strips off all clothes and runs onto field during game. Old college student then eludes several tackles by security while showing all of Tiger Stadium his andouille. (HT: Warren.)

Total cost: $1,624.75

Total number of people who saw old college student his li'l Huey Long: 80,000--90,000 people.

If that's not a cost effective dating strategy, nothing is. In terms of labor and time spent emailing and putting just the right song to your picture, it might be cheaper than MySpace, actually. And all you have to risk is a little pepper spray and a dog bite, which if you're one of our readers has already likely become a regular feature of your dating life.

And the guy? Not your Frank the Tank type. He's actually a Ph.D student, according to LSU fans, and one who evidently hits the gym more than most.

Crazy. Drunk. And teaching your morning physical anthropology class.

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gotta say, judging solely from that photo, dude’s pretty hot.

by adam on Jun 27, 2006 5:42 PM EDT reply actions

As a fellow Ph.D. student (who, for the good of mankind, will not be replicating this stunt), I tip my hat to him for going against type. See, some grad students know how to have a good time.

by ACC_Expat on Jun 27, 2006 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

Grad student my ass, he is working on his twelfth attempt at his junior year.

by Ragin Cajun on Jun 27, 2006 6:01 PM EDT reply actions

I was at that game. All kinds of weird stuff. They gave Shaq some award before the game. When he walked across the back of the endzone, wearing some ridiculous lavender colored linen jumpsuit, he was still taller than me sitting in the 9th row.
Then the rains came. It was clear as day half an hour before the game, and then it was delayed for almost half an hour. I would say “all hell broke loose,” but it this is Saturday night in death valley. Mr. PhD sure wasn’t the only person to use that half-hour delay to jump start their 15, whiskey soaked minutes of fame, but he definitely evaded the PoPo the longest, and was the only one naked, and was escorted off to thunderous applause.

This was also the same game that OSU’s place kicker (Alex Cerna?) missed approximately 1323 extra points, including one to tie the game in OT.

by Olive on Jun 27, 2006 10:30 PM EDT reply actions

I can proudly say I was at that game, but have no recollection of that incident. I might have been as far gone as that guy, but luckily for me that level of blood alcohol content translates to a high level of inattentiveness and incoherence, not disrobing in front of 90,000 people – that I can remember, at least.

by TigerNacho on Jun 27, 2006 10:34 PM EDT reply actions

The funniest field nudity at Red Stick I ever heard of was the 2-3 guys who ran out on the surface and mooned the Alabama sideline during pregame festivities a few years ago. According to the press reports, the Turds applauded…

by Flibbetigibbet on Jun 28, 2006 7:07 AM EDT reply actions

See, some grad students know how to have a good time.

Like Notre Dame MBA’s

by AU03 on Jun 28, 2006 4:04 PM EDT reply actions

The local prosecutor apparently went for a felony obscenity charge. If that had stuck, he would have been not just a felon, but a “sex offender”, with all its consequences. I gather it was quite a scramble, including a petition appeal for those present and willing to declare it amusing and inoffensive, to get the downgrade. Yikes.

by statprof on Jun 29, 2006 12:01 PM EDT reply actions