THE ED ORGERON HUMMER AD

Gold, Jerry! GOLD!

Isn’t there a movie about Coach O with Billy Bob Thorton playing the lead role? Can you say Sling Blade.

Sounds like Grover. Much less lovable and blue, however.

Somewhere in Korea a small bossomy man is standing pantless in protest of this ad.

O,
Can we expect an entire column of footbaw program/mode of transport comparisons?
I can not wait to see how you find the synergy between tOSU and hovercraft.

Is this how the Orgeron got in trouble with the NCAA? Looks like a recruiting video to me…

O -

OT but Kenny O’neal of FSU kicked off team. See the WWL.

And a retard shall lead them

PLEASE if there are any Mississippi Vespa dealers reading this… Make O your pitch man!

Coach O riding a Vespa through a wall of flame.

We owe you for that visual, LSUFan.

The thing that makes it even better is that The Orgeron really does drive a Hummer. Of course, I’ve been told by a friend whose sister’s pool man that does work for a guy whose cousin’s mother-in-law’s brother’s ex-wife has a friend that eats lunch weekly with the lady who does The Orgeron’s wife’s best friend’s daughter’s nails that said that The Orgeron likes to give away Hummers to incoming recruits. Someone call the NCAA immediately.

Isn’t that Bubba Skinner (Alan Autry) from that police show with Archie Bunker, “In the Heat of the Night”?

The sad thing is, Orgeron lost 2 five star recruits while making that ad. What a waste.

I not sure, but I don’t really want a Head Football Coach that sounds like a used car salesman.

TideinTX, we’ve already copyrighted Les Miles as the lead in Slingblade

I’ve actually seen Coach O driving his hummer. It was like watching a tornado: so bold, so powerful, so frightening, but you couldn’t help but stare.
Hotty Toddy

There are a ton of Bobby Knight videos that I’m too lazy to find.

JoePa has a commercial on central PA television where he’s pitching bread. Don’t have a copy of it though.

Tubby’s “Smells Like Victree” ad for Bryan weenies is what you are referring to Orson. Something to the tune of “Everybody’s cookin chickens, ribs and shashages….Mmmm…smells like victree”.

Oh, we must have it.

I can’t believe there are survivors after watching that ad. I personally watched it through a mirror with a sword and a string…

It’s not a coach endorsement, but the king of all crappy local athlete endorsements is undoubtedly Eastern Motors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD8o9bt-eWg&search=eastern%20motors

i wish i could find the dan hawkins commercial for boise office equipment because it is so bad….but here’s a cheesy one for reporting child abuse:

Here’s a classic Bobby Knight outtake session of a golf show.

It’s not a coach endorsement, but the king of all crappy local athlete endorsements is undoubtedly Eastern Motors.

How the hell did you find a version with the video and lyrics in synch? Usually the video is about 3 beats behind the words…

If you’re talking coaches and product endorsements (and, you are, aren’t you? aren’t you!!??), you have to get the Bear grumbling about Golden Flake potato chips. At least, I think that’s what he says. As a Dawg fan, I only saw the Bear Bryant show a very few times, but he used to have a bowl of chips on the desk and would very pointedly grab a handful of chips during breaks in the video action.

Ray Goff used to advertise Osmokote lumber (or some such). Pretty goofy, but that goes without saying. Actually, you need to put the call out during the season so people can snag the commercials and endorsements from the coaching shows.

Shouldn’t this commercial be to the tune of “Wild Boys” instead of Casio Cletus?

Frank Beamer does a number of radio spots for Kroger’s, and his deadpan delivery is noteworthy enough that we still poke fun at it when going to games. Bud Foster has done some local autobody TV spots before but I don’t have tapes and even if I did I’d be afraid Foster would come to my house and beat me up. One doesn’t cross the Defensive Coordinator. I’ve seen him make linebackers weep.

What a video. You guys are the best.

I have well over 300 sporting events (mostly Duke games, so football coaches wouldn’t exactly be ‘in season’—would bad commericals with basketball coaches be acceptable?) on tape that need to be organized and I promise that if I find anything good, you guys will get it.

/wow, look—another WC card!
//wow, look—another France goal!

Oh and bastard!

The Zooker also did some Gainesville-area radio ads a few years back that were atrocious. He used his trademark rushed, half-intelligible non-speech that Gator fans grew to hate.

Why is it that Coach O gets made fun of so much in the SEC? The dude is a great coach and recruiter.

Tommy Tuberville plugged Trojans by posing as one of John Holmes used rubbers. Music: ’I’m a maniac’ by Chris Farley from ‘Tommy Boy’.

An oldie but a goodie. They don’t call it the “Eddie Robinson Classic” for nothing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMgt7CrzgHc

Why is it that Coach O gets made fun of so much in the SEC? The dude is a great coach and recruiter.

Please tell me you didn’t really say this. He’s had one season and 2 recruiting classes with a start on a 3rd. Not much has been proven one way or the other on his recruiting or coaching. As for why he gets so much fun poked at him, isn’t it obvious? He’s a high energy cajun with a big head. That makes him the easiest target in the SEC (even easier than Fulmer being fat). Take one of his more noticeable personality or physical traits. Exaggerate it some, and ta da, you have funny. Don’t get riled up every time someone makes a joke about him. Try laughing at it sometimes.

Someone HAS to have the Bobby Bowden Golden Flake commercial. Dad-gum, that was a classic!

Somebody needs to dig up that old Rudy Hubbard FAMU comercial that I remember: “Der’s da Boostuh Club, da Rattluh Club, da Rattluh Boostuh, and da Supuh Boostuh” or some such.

Gotta love Rudy’s Rattlers!