JUST 'CAUSE I GO TO SCHOOL IN BERKELEY DON'T MEAN I CAN'T ROCK SON

by Orson on Jun 27, 2006 9:21 AM EDT

Steve Levy, the converted fullback who went from third-string, confused with Sportscenter anchor no-name to bowl game starter, probably got a little fightin' drunk at a Kells Irish Pub and Restaurant on Saturday night. We say that because sober people don't often hurl pint glasses at bouncers' heads as Levy did early Sunday morning. As funny-ha-ha as that sounds, it looks a little different when you consider the nasty charge it earned Levy: suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon other than a firearm, which could earn him anything from a fine to jail time.

The bouncer suffered a cut to his forehead but was treated and is fine. Cal earns two Fulmer Cup points for a potential felony assault charge. Though Levy is 22 and perfectly within his rights to go out and have a beer legally, Tedford may want to consider allowing only Joe Ayoob to go out, since there's no way Ayoob would have been as accurate as Levy when throwing something. There's no telling where that glass would have ended up.

NO! STEVE! DON'T THROW IT!!!

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this could easily be an aggrevated assault or throwing of deadly missles charge.

by adam on Jun 27, 2006 9:53 AM EDT reply actions

Bless Ayoob’s heart, if he had tried to fling a pint glass at the bouncer it would have been caught by a waitress four feet to the left and behind, and then she would have run up and glassed him with it…

Does the severity of the charge increase if it was an imperial pint?

by DC Trojan on Jun 27, 2006 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

We’re on the board! Mark it Dude.

by MP on Jun 27, 2006 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

Orson,
I spent last weekend in Berkeley and the only thing that got thrown was my back as I swiveled my head around every 41 seconds to salivate over some incredibly hot Amer-Asian co-ed.

The bar scene in summer in most college towns is so lame. There is no one in town except over achieving go getters trying to finish early, wastiods trying to satisfy their “global humanaties” requirement by retaking “introduction to feminist thought” without being distracted by all the hot Phi-mu and Tri-delt pledges in the fall session,(Note: being an escapee from Turkmenistan myself-pre Chan thank god- being distracted by hot greek girls was NEVER an issue)Over-pumped football players still on campus for the mandatory/voluntary preseason 2 a days looking for someone to maul to alleviate the emabrassment from having the newest 5 star stud linbacker recruit not only beat his 40 time and out bench press him, but mack on his girl too!

No wonder QBs throw stuff at bouncers, there’s nothing else to do! and it’s hot!

by ness on Jun 27, 2006 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

oooo good jab at Ayoob. There are always high-quality insults here.

Not to change the subject, but did the “apology” post about Marshawn Lynch fall by the wayside?

by Andy J on Jun 27, 2006 12:34 PM EDT reply actions

Nope. Still working it.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 27, 2006 12:41 PM EDT reply actions

swell. If its still a work in progress Ill assume its worth waiting for.

by Andy J on Jun 27, 2006 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

I’m looking forward to the Chuck norris-esque butt-kissing that’s still due.

by psuedosilent observer on Jun 27, 2006 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

Ness, you could always have gone to Athens for the summer bar scene. Well worth it as many students just stay there without going to classes. (read drink more and sit at pools all day)

by Jonathan on Jun 27, 2006 2:31 PM EDT reply actions

apparently i threw a glass at a bouncer last month (or so i have been told)

by fattus on Jun 27, 2006 2:57 PM EDT reply actions

Now that Cal has a kid who got arrested, can they be mentioned in the same sentence as USC?

by Pete on Jun 27, 2006 5:27 PM EDT reply actions

Funny.

I actually walked past Kells Oirish in SF this weekend, but we went another place called The Cigar Bar. If only I had known…

He has obviously been working on accuraccy drills over the summer if he planted the glass off dude’s forehead.

Also intersting to note that SL is a “social welfare” major. Perhaps this was some sort of project to study the negative effects of the welfare of society caused by lobbing a glass onto some dude’s face.

Agreed, ness – lots of hottness in Bezerkely as well as SF from all corners of the globe. Best kept secret about this town, especially considering that a large portion of the competition are interested in each other.

by Kanu on Jun 27, 2006 7:15 PM EDT reply actions