COACH ROD GETS EXTENSION. NOT THAT HE NEEDED ONE.
by Orson on Jun 26, 2006 8:16 AM EDT
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PrintRich Rodriguez, the 2006 hott coach o' the year, has finally agreed to a contract extension with West Virginia, which pays him a measly million a year to stay in his dream job at Morgantown. The base salary of $150,000 remains, but Coach Rod (the ultimate porn name in coaching and the name of his website, too) will make $850K in extras through media, endorsements, and all the other plate-spinning extracurriculars making up a college coach's day.
Mountaineer fans, you have a Rod everyone envied 'round the college football world. Stroke him. Let him know you love him, and don't put him under undue pressure to perform. And remember that in a game of inches, Coach Rod has passed every measure of the yardstick he's faced. Congrats, Mountaineers: yours is a Rod to behold.
Respect the Rod, Mountaineers. This guy sure does.
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I’d put WVU in the running for the team with the most pornstar coaches total- it doesn’t end with just Coach Rod: http://www.msnsportsnet.com/page.cfm?sport=football&show=64
I mean, c’mon- Herb Hand, Butch Jones, Rick Trickett? All worthy of the latest Jackie Treehorn Productions film.
by italiangator on Jun 26, 2006 8:39 AM EDT reply actions
Don’t forget we have John Holmes at Safety this year.
by Johnny on Jun 26, 2006 8:44 AM EDT reply actions
It’s an inanimate carbon Rod!
(Okay, it doesn’t make any sense, but somebody had to get that line in. So to speak.)
by Flibbetigibbet on Jun 26, 2006 8:55 AM EDT reply actions
you’ll be receiving a C & D from cruise’s lawyer’s any moment now.
by adam on Jun 26, 2006 9:15 AM EDT reply actions
please ignore the excessive apostrophies, and terrible spelling. i’m what i like to call “extremely hung over.”
by adam on Jun 26, 2006 9:16 AM EDT reply actions
We were referring to the character in magnolia, adam. Why would you ever think we were referring to the heterosexual Cruise?
by Orson Swindle on Jun 26, 2006 9:41 AM EDT reply actions
i’m sure that he and saint booby’s doppleganger have quite a number of similar interests.
by adam on Jun 26, 2006 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
Rumor has it he’s already sent a thank-you basket to Willie Martinez.
by Hobnail_Boot on Jun 26, 2006 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
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