SELF ESTEEM ASSISTANCE, JAPAN STYLE
The internet is a wonderful (and cursed) thing, full of an endless bounty of information and hidden gems. So, for all you Pac-10 defensive coordinators, SEC offensive coordinators and Big Ten officials handling a Penn State game, we’ve found some help for your mind and body that should help you feel more confident and able to stand up to the flack you so frequently receive. Click the video below and follow along. A new sturdy backbone is just around the corner.
Try not humming this in your head for the next week. We dare you.












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Wow…..that’s all I can say….Wow. It’s scary enough that they are reincarnating the 80’s workout video with the spandex and bangs but what is the purpose of this video? Preparing mail order brides for their future American loser husbands? I do look forward to using these hand motions at work though.
Comment by Agent Orange — June 22, 2006 @ 8:32 am
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Oh man, if I end up going to hell, I now know what awaits me for all of eternity. I’d better go, I’ve got some repentin’ to do.
Comment by Brad — June 21, 2006 @ 10:19 pm
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The sad thing is, I live in Japan, and I can totally see turning on the TV, flipping around and randomly stopping on the morning aerobics show (say, the Japanese equivalent of Denise Austin), and seeing this. They’ll combine anything with random phrases in order to make it an “Engrish” lesson.
Oh, and Ness–good list, but #3 is wrong. The Japanese never practiced foot-binding; the Chinese did. Everything else…well, after 3 years and change living here on two seperate occaisions, I can’t explain 1, 2, or 4 myself. Pizzicato 5, on the other hand, is some kickin’ Mod tunes, man.
Comment by Nate — June 21, 2006 @ 5:59 pm
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Are you purposefully trying to drive me insane? That’s just evil.
Comment by Ahab — June 21, 2006 @ 2:36 pm
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Would Berman say:
“You’re with me, HotPants”?
Comment by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me — June 21, 2006 @ 1:35 pm
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Saw that whole video twice, ughhhhh!….
Half way through the first time I saw the video, I had the urgent need to see something like……FSU’s…..Jenn Sterger…to get my brain back in equilibrium.
Comment by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me — June 21, 2006 @ 1:33 pm
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Humming the tune isn’t the only problem, I’m sitting here doing the hand motions as well…. damn my client thinks I am weird.
Comment by Jonathan — June 21, 2006 @ 12:55 pm
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Thank god I am still break dancing in my head to the song from yesterday.
Din Dow Dow…
Comment by Odell 51 — June 21, 2006 @ 12:28 pm
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LOL! I don’t know why but that makes one want to pass it on to a friend so that they too will be cursed with it rattling around in their head for the rest of the day.
Comment by Yost — June 21, 2006 @ 12:20 pm