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FULMER CUP: GATORS' ATKINS NOW OFFICIALLY IN TROUBLE.

Avery Atkins: felony imprisonment, misdemeanor domestic battery, and a big ol' turd dropped right in the middle of a pretty clean offseason. If true he's a batterer and complete dumbass. If partially true, he's still a total dumbass. (HT: Corey) It's still up for grabs, though, in terms of exactly what's going on in Atkins' evidently corrosive relationship with his wife:

Al Tolley, public information officer with the Daytona Beach police, said this morning that no arrests have been made in the case, which remains open.

"This is not a clear cut domestic violence case," he said. "There's been a recommendation that this is a continued investigation and (the police) sit down with both people again."

RTWT for more nuance, but Avery and Mrs. Atkins have settled things with one form of mutually exchanged violence on at least two occasions, according to the article. Points to the message boards, who were all over this days ago in unspecific but in retrospect accurate terms. "He's good as gone" was the mantra we saw associated with his name. If any of this is true, he's in the bin with Taurean Green Charles and other felonious, wasted Gator players. Oh, and since it's on the books as a case we're forced to award points to our own dear University of Florida in the Fulmer Cup, who earn a four point award broken down thusly:

1 point--misdemeanor domestic battery
2 points--felony imprisonment
1 point--earning points for UF.

The only possible upside of this comes in the positive light it casts on Kenneth Tookes, who merely discharged an AR-15 in public. In comparison, what Atkins is accused of makes Tookes look like the poor victim of a bb gun design flaw.

P.S. Did we mention Mrs. Atkins was pregnant? Add a point for five FC total. It's our party and we'll add extra vengeance points if we want to.


Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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1 point–earning points for UF.

It’s good to see that you guys have standards. Maybe the kid can transfer to Marshall.

by DevilGrad on Jun 20, 2006 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Taurean Green? Sure he has had some turnover issues and his jumpshot(tired legs) failed him at the end of the year, but that is nothing compared to the overhead keg smash of Taurean Charles.

by Kyle on Jun 20, 2006 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Corrected, Kyle. Speed kills-accuracy.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

interestingly Florida State is absent from the Fulmer Cup Race…maybe Urban could learn a thing or two from Bobby Bo about running a big time program and contrllin the youngins…Go NOLES

by matt on Jun 20, 2006 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure, Matt. They’re just kids. Who leave the program, get accused of sexual assault at bowl games, and rob their teammates. But please, go back to what you were saying…

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson, I’m pretty sure his babymama already gave birth a few months back.

by Burnigator on Jun 20, 2006 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

If true, subtract one point.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Matt. Bobby Bowden has TOTAL control over the freak show/drug circus/athlete mafia in Tallahassee.

How many Florida football players have had to sit out their bowl games for robbing department stores, gambling, or sleeping through finals in the past 10 years?

UF may not have the cleanest players in the NCAA, but the FSU crimiNoles will never be able to set the appropriate bar for abiding the law.

…please disregard if I need to check my batteries

by Stitch on Jun 20, 2006 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes matt, Bobby has complete control. He undoubtedly made sure a player who was already dismissed from the team and a player who was already drafted robbed the house of his starting running back. He knows boys will be boys…

See what happens when players are let free of the FSU football program, they turn to crime.

by BIGMIKE on Jun 20, 2006 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

So this’ll catapult the Gators straight up to T5 with Mississippi State? How quickly the mighty can tumble!

by NavyGrad on Jun 20, 2006 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It must be said: Atkins’ less than stellar reputation makes this seem less than a surprise.

by Daniel on Jun 20, 2006 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Not to mention the whole movie The Program was based on FSU.
Watch it again and notice the colors of the school the drug use the raping a pillaging. FSU will never get in any trouble until Bobby is gone. Same with all schools who’s coach is an icon. The NCAA can’t afford to smear the name of coaching legends. That would be like going after the guy who holds the homerun record being found guilty of muscle enhancing drug use.

by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Jun 20, 2006 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

While FSU and their fans certainly don’t have a leg to stand on when speaking of incidents such as this, they sure as heck can make fun of the Gator fans who a) are generally ignorant of their own team’s past issues or b) refuse to acknowledge they have problems at all.

by Ryan on Jun 20, 2006 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Does that mean we put an astrisk next to FSU’s championships?

by psuedosilent observer on Jun 20, 2006 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

there’s a lot of Tallahassee-envy out there

by matt on Jun 20, 2006 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck is right. Probably. But, wait, don’t the charges have to formalized before points are assessed and we’re in real trouble? Doesn’t the thing say they are trying to talk it through? Guess I’m not a bra-burner after all, when my first instinct is that of a worried Gator fan and not a sympathizing woman. Whatever.

by gatorjess on Jun 20, 2006 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Very good, Daniel.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw Wyatt Sexton at Bonnaroo last weekend. Good to see he could make it back after last year.

by rjm on Jun 20, 2006 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Truly a God among men, that Wyatt.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The games in The Program were shot at Williams-Brice in Columbia, of course. The ’roids bit must have been an homage to the rampant steroid use at USC in the ’80s….

One thing, though — notice in the shots how many Clemson fans wore fucking ORANGE to games in which neither team on the field wore orange. The gigantic SEC sign on the ramp was a tad off, too.

by Newspaper Hack on Jun 20, 2006 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Hack,
  They filmed most of the onfield scenes during halftime of USC/UT game. That is why those fans are wearing orange. I guess UT needs some FC points for that.

by Alex on Jun 20, 2006 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, Hack, not to quibble, but the majority of action shots from “The Program” were taken at the 1992 USC/Tennessee game in WBS.

That explains morons wearing orange.

I just remember that game, since it would be too many damn years until we beat them again.

by Fulmer was "Piggy" in Lord of the Flies on Jun 20, 2006 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

psuedosilent observer:

We can definitely put an asterisk next to the FSU 1993 Championship over Nebraska after the terrible officiating in the game.

Made the Michigan-Nebraska Alamo Bowl look like it was picture perfect. You can get the FSU-Nebraska Orange Bowl here

by NavyGrad on Jun 20, 2006 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ah gatorjess, I can sympathize – luckily (no jinx no jinx no jinx), most of the nittany lions wait to slap around their loved ones (or if they can’t be with the one they love, the one they’re with) after eligibility (or at least wait to get charged).

by PSUgirl on Jun 20, 2006 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Strong to quite strong, PSUgirl.

by Phil K. on Jun 20, 2006 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we sure NavyGrad isn’t Trev Alberts. Seriously, can’t people get over that game, it was over 10 years ago and wasn’t that poorly officiated a game. Nebraska had their shots and they lost. It happens.

by Joe on Jun 20, 2006 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe, in college football no one ever gets over anything. The advantage is that you can always needle opposing fans over it.

Watch this (pulling pin…)

Peyton Manning!
Charles Woodson!
Heisman!
GO! (Throws grenade…)

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson-
62-24.
(I’m a Gators fan as well, I just felt like further evidence was required of grenade-throwing.)

by psuedosilent observer on Jun 20, 2006 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Feeling a post come on tomorrow about this…

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Before you crucify me with your wit, at least add QEDMF to it. It would make my day.

by psuedosilent observer on Jun 20, 2006 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Point taken Orson.

And, just of the hell of it, 38-34 (one of the very few times I didn’t want to punch Chris Rix in his stupid, stupid face)

by Joe on Jun 20, 2006 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

IM waiting for clarification on the Atkins incidenty before I update the scorebaord, seems there are vastly conflicting versions of the incident, and we should award points after the investigation becomes more conclusive.

by BIGMIKE on Jun 20, 2006 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I didnt read all of the posts, but Atkins hasnt been arrested or charged with anything. So, points for this is wrong. A complaint has been filed so that the police can investigate. Big difference.

by Major on Jun 20, 2006 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s a big IF TRUE frontloading this whole thing, Major.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 20, 2006 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Tennessee has, I kid you not, a Facebook group called “I’m still not over Peyton losing the Heisman to Ass-Hat Charles Woodson”.

(And a decade later, somewhere in the recesses of my closet, I still have my “Keep Your Fucking Trophy” t-shirt.)

by Holly on Jun 21, 2006 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Here’s a link to the Gainesville Sun article, which has some extra information not found in the Orlando Sentinel article.

http://www.gatorsports.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060620/GATORS2201/60620022

But if Meyer is serious about holding his players to high standards then I’ll be interested in seeing how this turns out. Atkins self-defense defense may be true, but if I’m a football coach who wants to make an impression I might not make the law the baseline for my decisions. Besides, even a small cornerback is much stronger than a woman. The only cornerback I can think of who’d ever have a reason to fight back would be Vernell Brown, but he’s too classy to do so.

And I’m glad that Orson posted this and gave Fulmer Cup points for it, so as to keep people from thinking there is a double-standard. The points can always come off the board.

by baconboy on Jun 21, 2006 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Simply a PR move.

UF is trying to balance the stories that Tommy Z and that Shark guy are getting at Notre Dame. Santonio Holmes did the same for OSU.

However, USC is still winning the PR war. What with Bush, Jarrett, Wright and Sanchez, and all.

by Hugh Chardon on Jun 21, 2006 4:23 AM EDT reply actions  

First it was Tookes, then it was Atkins (the March 11th incident) and now Atkins a second time. What do all of these incidents potentially have in common? All accused and no formal charges…looks like the Bull Gators’ pockets are deep and connections are strong with law enforcement in the State of Florida.

by Ryan on Jun 21, 2006 7:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t TCU get points for this:
http://cbs11tv.com/seenon/local_story_146220718.html

A bar brawl with tasers… they know how to party in Texas.

by dmwoods on Jun 21, 2006 9:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Isn’t anything named “Atkins” bound to be in trouble when Fulmer’s around?

by GamecockFan02 on Jun 21, 2006 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Joe, I’m definitely not Trev Alberts, just grew up in Nebraska and still an avid Husker fan. Although I would cheer for Navy over Nebraska.

Even though the game was over 10 years ago when it is on ESPN Classic I highly recommend watching it as it was truly a GREAT game. I can easily point out SIX incorrect calls by the refs in favor of FSU and ONE incorrect call in favor of NU. If Miami fans are not willing to conceed they lost to tOSU, then I contend that Warrick Dunn fumbling before crossing the goal line into a NU defender’s grasp in the end zone is not a TD, but a touchback. And I can show you a copy of it on tape.

by NavyGrad on Jun 21, 2006 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

NavyGrad – agreed. It was an excellent game. And I have seen it since. My point was that the calls in that game were of the “it could have gone either way” variety and not the “totally egregious, take the game away from the other team” type. Combine that with the fact that Nebraska still had a shot to win and that they followed that loss with two straight titles and I always thought it was odd that Husker fans still seem to be hung up on it.

by Joe on Jun 21, 2006 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe you can now call it the Meyer Cup!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Kudos to Holly. I have my “keep your fuckin trophy” tee shirt prominatly displayed above my fireplace. I kiss it everyday. Its the truest thing in the entire universe!

by Big Orange!! on Jun 21, 2006 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe, true, that completely shanked missed FG still haunts our memories, although the subsequent years helped.

I still remember a very vocal and passionate Coach Osborne on the field screaming that the pass was caught with time on the clock to set up that field goal. So out of character of the man. I wish that I could get that game off my VCR onto a DVD or computer file.

Now if only Navy could beat Notre Dame!

by NavyGrad on Jun 22, 2006 10:23 AM EDT reply actions  

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