Marshall breaks the tie for third like pros with a classic football player charge: disorderly conduct, expertly utilized by Ridge Corbin, an academic non-qualifier who was on pace to qualify and make the Herd’s roster this fall. One point will go to Marshall, whose small but persistent infractions edge them closer to what seemed like an unassailable lead for the Boilermakers. (HT: k00laid4tehHerd.)

(Should there be points for dumbass alumni association? Corbin’s arrest coincided with former Herdsman Dionte Wilson’s arrest for public intoxication, which could add a point for associating with the guy who’s still drinking around the non-qualifiers two years after he graduated. Discuss amongst yourselves, barristers.)


That cow/buffalo/green thingy looks mighty disorderly to us.