HOLD THAT TIGER! WITH RESTRAINTS! MU ENTERS FULMER CUP

As a former short order cook and jail worker I thank you for giving us props. There have been people that I worked with in restaurants that I would not even fuck with.

Wow, chicken stuffed jalapeno potato skin popper nuggets sounds really good.

The board shall be updated later this evening

Never go through the drive thru with someone that gives the order takes attitude, or makes rediculous requests.

Welcome to Wendy’s may I take your order?

Yeah, I would like the Big Bacon Classic Combo, hold the lettuce, add mayo, no ketchup, add mustard, with one extra pickle slice. And on my fries, can you leave them in the frier for an extra 30 seconds? Also, I would like the bun toasted a little more than normal. No soda please, I’ll just take a cup of water with one lemon slice, and also one lime slice. And you PEOPLE better not charge me for the drink or there will be hell to pay!

If I was the cook, your food is getting either spit on, dropped on the floor or even laced with a pube or two.

Words to live by.

Be nice to the d-thru folks, their job sucks and they know it. Try not to make their day worse.

I made the mistake of fuckin with the kitchen crew at a Capn D’s in Memphis several years ago…. seems they didn’t give a shit that my seafood platter had a side of fried roach. I found myself alone in the parking lot with 3 large sistas and 2 skinny bros encircling me. I did manage to take out one of the skinny bros before LaShanda cold cocked me from behind. Thank God my Chow was able to climb thru the half open window and scare them away. No shit… true story

More evidence to back up our point. Better to have them on your side than on your back in the parking lot.

Something tells me this all started when Power refused to sing the Bennigan’s Anniversary Song for the kitchen worker. Aw nutsack.

(What, too archaic a South Park reference?)

“A little floor spice makes everything nice”

Atleast he didn’t show him the bat wing or goat.

I don’t remember if he was VHT or not, but I saw Temple play several times in HS and he had some skillz. Would have thought that the pompus dickheads at Rockhurst High School would have taught him better. I tend to regard kitchen staff as if they are the ex-con in “Heat” that De Niro recruits to drive the getaway car for the bank heist, or his female equivalent.

Wow, what a great post for those of us that have worked in those themed bar & grill type restaurants. It’s all so true. Personally, I prefer Raisins and/or Shenanigan’s to Bennigan’s.

Hey Farva. Whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

I’d love to wander into some restaurant and see employees going at it.

Just be careful not to lose an eye with all that “flair” flying around.

The only thing to get mad about at Bennigan’s is when I get there at 7:01 and have to wait three hours to get two-for-ones.

It would have been perfect had he told the cooks, “We run this place!”

… refused to sing the Bennigan’s Anniversary Song for the kitchen worker. Aw nutsack.

“Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan’s, I’ll forget all about my dad…bein’ queer and my mom tryin’ to kill me. I’m gonna be okay!”

“So if you like fried food and lotsa crazy crap on the walls, come on down to Moe’s Family Feedbag!”

I think you just described the entire kitchen staff at the restaurant in Athens where I worked. Well maybe minus the UFC fighters, who needs a ring to beat ass?

“In that case, I would advise against the lady having the clam chowder.”

“Butters’ Episode” is one of South Park’s all-time best – Fisting Firemen IX, appearances by O.J. and Gary Condit, and the crusty Yankee farmer who advises Butters that there’s “a latta histry da’n that rad”.

“Clean food”