RON PRINCE: JONESING FOR SP-SP-SPEED, MAN
by Orson on Jun 13, 2006 8:21 AM EDT
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PrintNew Kansas State head coach Ron Prince is looking for speed in the heartland: (HT: The Wiz.)
"Really, speed is the name of the game," Prince said by phone Friday afternoon.
We ask the important questions here at EDSBS, like "Which dictator does your coach resemble most?" and "If Beano Cook were to fight you, what would describe his unstoppable fighting style?"
We'll ask another, very serious question here: why is Ron Prince having a hard time finding speed in Kansas? 'Cause in the Midwest that shit is all over the place, and it's gooooood stuff. Just be careful, Ron--a little goes a long way, and pretty soon you find yourself hunched over a toilet with a blowtorch praying that you won't blow the roof off your Mom's house. Again.
J-j-just buying some cough syrup....for my coach.
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Have you guys seen what’s happening out here with Prince? He’s recruiting midgets, they have signed something like 4 very undersized running backs in the ‘07 class already. It’s insane, he’s building a football team in the complete opposite way of anyone else.
by Nathan on Jun 13, 2006 9:32 AM EDT reply actions
It’s Missouri that actually has more than twice as many meth labs than any other state in the nation. Which may explain why Quinn Snyder always looked so twitchy.
by Phil K. on Jun 13, 2006 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
The answer to your first question is of course Benito Mussolini, I mean look at the man’s head.
by Adam on Jun 13, 2006 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
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