RON PRINCE: JONESING FOR SP-SP-SPEED, MAN
New Kansas State head coach Ron Prince is looking for speed in the heartland: (HT: The Wiz.)
“Really, speed is the name of the game,” Prince said by phone Friday afternoon.
We ask the important questions here at EDSBS, like “Which dictator does your coach resemble most?” and “If Beano Cook were to fight you, what would describe his unstoppable fighting style?”
We’ll ask another, very serious question here: why is Ron Prince having a hard time finding speed in Kansas? ‘Cause in the Midwest that shit is all over the place, and it’s gooooood stuff. Just be careful, Ron–a little goes a long way, and pretty soon you find yourself hunched over a toilet with a blowtorch praying that you won’t blow the roof off your Mom’s house. Again.
J-j-just buying some cough syrup….for my coach.
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Nathan says:
Have you guys seen what’s happening out here with Prince? He’s recruiting midgets, they have signed something like 4 very undersized running backs in the ‘07 class already. It’s insane, he’s building a football team in the complete opposite way of anyone else.
June 13th, 2006 at 9:32 am
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Phil K. says:
It’s Missouri that actually has more than twice as many meth labs than any other state in the nation. Which may explain why Quinn Snyder always looked so twitchy.
June 13th, 2006 at 10:18 am
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Adam says:
The answer to your first question is of course Benito Mussolini, I mean look at the man’s head.
June 13th, 2006 at 10:58 am
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Judge says:
THAT, Nathan, is why he is a genious……
June 14th, 2006 at 10:28 am
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Judge says:
….and why I am not…….genius…..
June 14th, 2006 at 10:29 am