NOTRE DAME GETS FIRST POSTSEASON VICTORY SINCE 1993
It’s been a very, very long time coming, but Notre Dame finally gets a postseason victory in the form of Tom Zbikowski scrambling Robert Bell’s brains in their fight at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night. Zbikowski took Bell down in 49 seconds for the knockout and did so in scary fashion, bolstering his reputation as the baddest Pole to walk the earth since Thaddeus Kosciuszko. This assertion of badness stands despite facing an opponent like Bell, who appears to be the guy who runs the midday shift at steady ol’ Waffle House 1000 just down the block from us on College Ave.
Watch Zibby demolish Bell below. Ladies of EDSBS, if this turns you on, we know a lawyer who specializes in restraining orders. You’ll need his number eventually.
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Kanu says:
Ease up dude, Glass Joe is no joke(OK admit it – the very first day you got MTPO it took you like 10 tries to figure out how to beat Glass Joe – it’s humbling but it’s true).
I’m thinking Peter McNeeley.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:30 am
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McFly says:
I’m new here, is baconboy retarded? I’m not being sarcastic, I seriously want to know if I should be laughing or applauding his ability to type.
June 13th, 2006 at 5:02 am
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Pete says:
The dude he was fighting is a complete bum.
June 13th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
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rick says:
nd hater,slow,bum,whatever,the guy made 25 grand in one night.Can anyone here top that?
didn’t think so…
June 14th, 2006 at 12:13 am
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kram says:
he made 25 grand because he was a good football player, not because he was a good boxer. yet jeremy bloom can’t take money for skiing because he is a good skier? seems ass backwards to me.
also, of course the dude was a can. it was tom’s first pro fight and they always fight cans. i don’t see how you can be impressed by anything, though, since Robert “heavy bag” Bell obviously had no skills. it’s like the football team playing a division three team and everyone getting impressed with the win.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:32 am
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George says:
He’s fast as hell with some flaws, that’s probably why this was his FIRST PRO FIGHT. He’s 1-0 as a pro, $25K for 49 seconds, and can still beat the ass of any idiot tough guy bitching from a computer. It all boils down to jealousy of Irish fame and continued success. You’re called a “hater”, learn it.
As for strength of schedule, are you kidding me? ND plays consistent top 25 teams. From USC to the Michigans to BC (when they are given good rankings-not sure how) to anyone else. Maybe they should stay in a weak conference and get off on beating up on teams that will never be on the radar.
Notre Dame kills, and now with Weiss at the reigns, good night fags.
June 19th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
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George says:
How do I get paid with women carrying gold bullion?? I mean seriously I think I could handle a pretty good ass beating for women carrying gold bullion…. that is plural right? Sign me up
Comment by Jonathan — June 12, 2006 @ 6:22 pm
JONATHAN LIKES PENIS
June 19th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
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krs_ND says:
Tadeusz Ko?ciszko, not Thaddeus Kosciuszko.
June 21st, 2006 at 1:26 pm
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AC says:
i dont care for this fool….everybody loves him so much big deal he beat some osu fan
but oh wait
didnt ohio state take him and his irish down in the fiesta bowl? oh yeah thats right
Go Bucks! Smith for heisman!
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:23 pm
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Jack says:
don’t worry about last year mrs buckeye just worry about this year when you in the papers and u see the Irish holden the crystal ball. Go Irish and what is a buckeye a nut?
August 12th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
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Jack says:
Brady for Heisman
August 12th, 2006 at 12:46 pm