MZONE TALKS NET POLITICS, SHOWS AJ HAWK SHRINKAGE
MZone has a piece summarizing the issue of net neutrality, which could affect the future of blogging and internet use in general. It’s an important issue and a debate that every net user–from the dedicated to the casual–needs to get involved.
Oh, there’s also an extremely unflattering–and we suspect photoshopped–picture of A.J. Hawk in bike shorts. (Vegetarian alert: meat photo, at least in outline. Gay readers, peer away!) Perhaps he’s “a grower, not a shower,” which is what we’ve been telling the Conscience of a Nation for years.

Maybe they call him “Peanut.”












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i can tell you from personal experience that the picture is photoshopped.
Comment by in the know — January 18, 2007 @ 8:15 pm
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After thinking about Hawk firing that thing into Laura Quinn, I’ve suddenly lost the capacity to have a boner of my own for the next four days.
Comment by The Great Shocka — June 13, 2006 @ 11:18 pm
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F-in hilarious. For the record, if you are going to write such a great college football blog, youshould knwo thatthose aren’t bke shorts. Tht’s what used tobe called agirdle. It holds the thigh, hip, and cocyxx (sp?) pads and is of ocurse worn under the pants.
Comment by Matty — June 8, 2006 @ 8:40 pm
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Whoa…who knew AJ had a third nipple?
Comment by Trojanhoya — June 8, 2006 @ 2:17 pm
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…like a cocktail weenie in a cathedral.
Comment by AU03 — June 8, 2006 @ 9:11 am
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So much laughter, so many more questions:
Are you sure thats AJ Hawk and not an aroused Gabrielle Reese?
Is he circumcized?
Maybe hes wearing a sports girdle, a sports briefs, a jock, and has it taped down like they do boobs and hips in beauty pageants?
Comment by Mark — June 7, 2006 @ 2:39 pm
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Who Knew, A.J. Hawk, Hung like a light switch!
“I WAS IN THE POOL!”
Comment by Erik — June 7, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
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Who Knew, A.J. Hawk, Hung like a light switch!
“I WAS IN THE POOL!”
Comment by Erik — June 7, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
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Oh, and noones going to link this to the fact that he’s getting hitched to a horseface, I mean c’mon there’s gotta be some sort of “hung like a horse” or whatever anthropomorphic joke I’m just to groggy to think of.
Comment by Socraticsilence — June 7, 2006 @ 11:37 am