CHRIS? CHRIS WHO?

Greatest game I’ve ever attended- Florida at UT in Neyland.

After leaving the game, I saw an 80-year old TN fan spit on a Florida fan and then vomit at the bar. Not particulary rooting for either team, just happened to be there and it just happened to be an amazing game to watch, regardless of the outcome.

Maybe the better solution would be to ditch the Mickey Mouse WAC offense, and instead try something that actually works against teams with good defenses?

I know, that’s just crazy. There’s nothing wrong with chuck-and-duck as long as you have a quarterback with the right recruiting hype. According to, er, last summer’s in-state press in Florida, Meyer not only invented the perfect offense, he cured cancer, perfected cold fusion, and patented self-cooling beer.

oh man. that was freaking hilarious. my boss’ office is right next door, and i’m really glad he’s down in court so he didn’t hear me laughing and peeing myself.

also, will, you can eat poop. leak will throw for 4000 and run for 1500 next year, or my name isn’t sally.

hmm… Self Cooling Beer. There just might be a market for that.

It may have been a joke, but I heard on the radio the other day about one of the big beer companies coming out with self cooling beer. If it was a joke, damn them for breaking the heart of a lush.

Self cooled beer may still be far off, but there’s always the jet powered beer cooler for those with the willingness to dare oblivion.

Thanks for the link, Orson.

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/miller-beer-soon-in-selfcooling-cans-168882.php

miller beer, in self cooling cans.