Everyday Should Be Saturday

May 30, 2006

RECRUITING, PAGE SIX STYLE

What SEC coach…

…has already pissed off enough coaches to merit seven different complaints, all from different coaches? And not all from inside the conference? HMMMMmmm… [/gossipy news columnistspeak]

That’s what you’ll get in this week’s installment of Memphis Dry Ribs in the Commercial-Appeal, a tidbit lodged discreetly in the final paragraph covering a conversation with SEC Commish Mike Slive. The essentials:

The one thing that the conference needs to continue to work on is its image as a renegade league that doesn’t mind breaking a rule or two or 10 or 20…Slive remains steadfast in his goal. Here’s hoping he gets there, but erasing cheating in recruiting is hard. MDR has had a couple of football coaches tell him that one coach currently in the league was turned in by seven different schools (and not all in the SEC) for alleged recruiting violations.

Who could this be? (Legal department would like us to insert the following blanket “allegedly” falling across all that follows, to be followed by numerous redundant “alleged”s.) Given geography, reputation, and the source of the story, we’d have to allegedly suspect that this points an alleged unsubtle finger at The Orgeron, who Chris Scelfo of Tulane already called out for recruiting talent off the Green Wave after Hurricane Katrina hit.

Rumors swirl around the Orgeron already: his cutthroat recruiting tactics, his Cajun tirades involving him challenging his whole team to a fight, and his ability to mesmerize dogs and talk to snakes…however, this can’t be good for the 2nd year coach at Ole Miss, if only because Slive letting something like this slip in what he surely knew to be a public forum serves as a warning shot across the bow of the S.S. Crazyman currently docked in Oxford. An example could be made if Slive really does feel like the conference needs a good public polishing–mostly in terms of lost bowls and scholarships for an offender–and being one of the non-sacred cows of the conference would make a program like Ole Miss a ripe, tasty, batter-fried target for a commisioner looking for a scapegoat.

Why wouldn’t this be Urban Meyer, you ask? Probably because, outside of the very, very sketchy claims that C.J. Spiller’s recruitment broke some rules, he’s not had anyone go on the record against him. That and the source being the Memphis paper are enough to point us away from the admittedly very, very aggressive recruiting of Meyer.


A Southern specialty: tasty, batter-fried recruiting complaints.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: ALL FIGURED OUT, MY A$$

Give him credit: Mark Bradley doesn’t just go Christopher Nolan, jumpy-plot weird on us in his annual long-range prediction column looking at the upcoming college football season. He flat-out channels Fellini here, which we appreciate for both the undistilled wackiness of the column and for the fact that an extreme stimulus like saying that “Georgia Tech will beat Notre Dame” forces you to react in one fashion or another. Reading the column’s a little like being carjacked or going into battle–it forces you to think fast about what you really believe, son.


Felliniesque. Not always a bad thing.

Going from that dire comparison, here’s some of Bradley’s 120 proof predictions and our gut responses:

The Jackets will beat Notre Dame on Sept. 2 and will beat Georgia — finally! — in Athens on Nov. 25.

Both of these happening seems physically impossible. Yet does it seem all that moonshot improbable for Georgia Tech to roll out of the gates and stun Notre Dame in Atlanta in one of those games you’ll dimly recall over your third beer during Notre Dame’s post Jan. 1 bowl game? (more…)

LIGHT POSTING THIS A.M.

Blame the BBQ hangover–we’ll be doing light posting today due to the lingering effects of this weekend, one of which is being completely behind at work. Be back in the p.m.

WANTED: SOMEONE IN tOSU GEAR ON TV DOING SOMETHING GOOD

One does not make a trend. Mike Cooper, the library spanker in an OSU sweatshirt featured on this site, Deadspin, and many, many others, was that one. Two is a run, but not necessarily a trend, with number two being this guy:

…who was caught in one of Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” series IMing someone posing as a teenager on the internet. Alert tOSU public relations; find pic of tOSU alum feeding orphans, saving puppies, or feeding orphaned puppies stat.

FLAXSEED, EH?

Who knows whether he’s actually writing the site or not, but USC fullback Brandon Hancock’s site has been worth a check-in from time to time, if only to marvel at the sheer amount of food required to keep up his boulderish physique. One detail does concern us, though, nested among all the egg whites and lean proteins in meal one of seven for the day:

Multi-Vitamin & 2 tablespoons Flaxseed Oil

Flaxseed oil? We’ve heard that before. Not saying that Brandon’s been ‘roiding out–we know what that looks like thanks to a viewing of TLC’s “The Man Whose Arms Exploded”, and Brandon’s discipline, lifting, and genetics explain his ability to block out the sun more than any Tijuana supplements. But you do raise an eyebrow when you see “flaxseed oil,” despite the fact that the stuff is great for you and goes through you like a bullet train. You may want to clarify that in light of Bonds’ own weasel-assing around the topic of “flaxseed oil” use. Just some pr advice for someone who’s the size of Rwandan Mountain Gorilla and fond of taking his shirt off to show it.


Gregg Valentino, the man whose arms exploded: took some “flaxseed oil” once.

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