O’LEARY GETS EXTENSION
Dr. George O’Leary, one time football coach at Notre Dame and prominent philosopher, mathematician and theologian (according to his CV), has been granted a major contract extension to continue coaching the Golden Knights of Central Florida. O’Leary is due to make a cool million next season which will escalate up to 1.55 million by 2015.

After a successful second season, O’Leary upped the ante by employing Urban Meyers patented pointing techniques.









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NoleinTexas says:
Good lord George, get some SPF 1000
May 26th, 2006 at 9:21 am
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Nick says:
if those pointing techniques are patented, he’s gonna need to start shelling out that 1.55million
May 26th, 2006 at 9:35 am
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Doug says:
All is not well in Orlando, however. O’Leary was quoted as saying that a mere $1.55 million is still an insult for a coach who has won a BCS National Championship, a Nobel Peace Prize, and an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects for his groundbreaking work in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.
May 26th, 2006 at 9:59 am
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I'm a Realist says:
N.i.T.-
That red face is from a good old-fashioned Irish whiskey whose power is ten times the magnitude of the sun.
May 26th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
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Beebad says:
George O’Leary isn’t worth a damn as a coach. I’m glad he left Georgia Tech and screwed his chances with Notre Dame. By the way Tech’s better off with Chan Gailey as head coach!
May 26th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
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socalirish says:
OMG, Beebad. Never, ever, have I heard anyone on this site stand up for ol’ 7-5 Chan. You, me amigo, are a maverick…
May 26th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
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Spurrier frightens me says:
Did I miss the press release stating that John Daly has taken over at UCF? If you strapped a mich ultra and a magnetic bracelot on oh no O’Leary, they would surely be identical.
May 26th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
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JazzyUte says:
Who’d of thought that a Leprechaun would do so well in Florida?
As for the Gailey comment, well that was just gai. I’m guessing though that many Tech fans are content with 7-5 finishes, bowl losses to UTAH and the annual butt-whooping at the hands of Georgia. But it’s Atlanta, does anyone really even care about Georgia Tech football there?
May 26th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
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Brian says:
Yea key effort on pointing out that the redness is whiskey induced…its all the popped vessels in his face. Come to Boston, you’ll see a lot more of that.
May 26th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
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Wooderson says:
It’s interestign to think what O’Leary might have done as ND’s coach, as it’s pretty obvious that the man has more than a modicum of coaching talent. He’s certainly better than Ty. But I’ll still take Charlie any time.
May 26th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
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Daniel says:
“Yea key effort on pointing out that the redness is whiskey induced…its all the popped vessels in his face. Come to Boston, you’ll see a lot more of that.”
Most of them named Kennedy.
May 27th, 2006 at 9:35 am
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Nathan says:
Funniest comment in the history of EDSBS … and I’m sure only about 7 readers got it (or care to).
May 27th, 2006 at 5:58 pm