MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND READING LIST
We’re already on fumes going into the holiday weekend here, so in that spirit here’s your recharge and refill (as in your cocktail glass) reading list.
–UMichedMe’s got a haunting piece on former UM running back Tony Boles. Long, but worth it.
–Michigan=geek school. Why? It’s number two on the list of schools logging the most time in World of Warcraft play, surpassed only by the University of Washington. (If we were a Husky fan, we’d seek solace in virtual worlds, too.)
–Tony Barnhart’s got a piece on watching Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden speak at the National Football Foundation. According to Barnhart: Paterno = wootest because he’s given boatloads of money to the university and become a part of Penn State’s life as an institution, and Bowden =wootest because…he got rheumatic fever once and he won’t quit his job. We’ve always found both of those to be inspiring.
–Bob Davie talk footbaw. Bob Davie talk footbaw pretty round spread offense. If you don’t know what the spread offense is yet, cushion all the corners in your house with foam rubber and packing tape, wear a bike helmet 24/7, and considering switching from gas to electric lest you become the Sim that sets themselves on fire while trying to make dinner.
–Burnt Orange Nation talks with Kirk Bohls of the Austin Statesman, America’s most upright and respectable-sounding daily. He’s–prepare yourself–scared of blogs, though he makes an exception for Peter and the boys.
–Someone thinks Charlie Weis is “arrogant.” Judging by the comments thread, that someone probably “looks a lot like Wilford Brimley.”

–SMQ continues his impressive death slog through all 117 D-1 teams. If he’s still typing at the beginning of the season, we’ll buy him a bundt cake.
–If none of the above amuses you, the laughing yogi should.
Have a superb holiday weekend–we’ll be out Monday, so just watch that laughing yogi thing if you want to know what we’re thinking.












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Sir, as someone who sucks off the teet of Austin’s daily, it’s the Austin American-Statesman….so, all you Mexicans, get off my lawn.
Comment by NoleinTexas — May 26, 2006 @ 5:22 pm
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Good lord….I can’t believe I just watched all of that laughing yogi….where is Terrible Terry Tate when you need him?
Comment by gramsey712 — May 26, 2006 @ 8:06 pm
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Impressive amount of Big Ten schools on that list. Purdue, Minnesota, Illinois … no tosu.edu though.
Wonder what Buckeyes fans use the internet for. If only there were some sort of investigation …
Comment by Flop — May 26, 2006 @ 9:41 pm
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I tried that happy yogi chant but I kept getting it wrong at the end for some reason:
Then I realized that Scottish people aren’t made to be happy.
Comment by DC Trojan — May 26, 2006 @ 9:59 pm
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SMQ says that there will be 8 wins for Navy?
Sir, 8 wins will cause an uproar among loyal Navy fans. We will demand the head of Paul Johnson since he has not completed the “return to glory.” Anything less than an NFL scout setting up our next recruit signing will be less than tolerable.
/end sarcasm
Comment by tbmd96 — May 26, 2006 @ 10:25 pm
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Is it wrong that I’m mildly dissapointed GT is only 7th on the WoW list? Our nerds are slipping!
Comment by Nathan — May 27, 2006 @ 5:44 pm
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Wilford Brimley, King of diabetes testing supplies.
Comment by Brian — May 28, 2006 @ 5:05 pm
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Slightly OT…
I watched Big Trouble this weekend on TV. Who ever wrote that movie, really does not like Florida fans. I did not see any references to jean shorts however.
Comment by Jeremy — May 29, 2006 @ 11:09 am
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This is from the World of Warcraft site…simply hillarious, also some of those nerds wanted the list to be done by % of campus that played the game and not the total number of people who played the game. That way their smaller universities would be ranked closer to the top…
“Like someone said earlier, a percentage rank might be better. My school only has about 1600 undergraduate students, but we actually have a class dedicated to WoW. Like, their assignments include getting into battles together, spending a certain amount of time online, and then writing a paper about their experiences. I mean, c’mon. Sure, some schools play a lot of WoW, but we get credit for it! (BTW, I’m at Rice University, which most of you have probably never heard of, though we did make #85 on the list).”
Comment by Walrus — May 29, 2006 @ 1:03 pm
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Beautiful. Bobby Bowden, class act.
I also like the subtle shot at Notre Dame for firing Willingham.
Comment by Guy Incognito — May 29, 2006 @ 6:35 pm
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“Wootest”?
Orson, are you dropping in references to “Teen Girl Squad”?
Soooooo good.
Comment by Wooderson — May 30, 2006 @ 10:04 am
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Possums…
Comment by Orson Swindle — May 30, 2006 @ 1:02 pm
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Shove it 360 to Boneless’d
Comment by Daviehamsufferer97 — May 30, 2006 @ 4:49 pm
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ok, before anyone thinks that my comment above is slightly pervish, and seeing how I’m not wearing an tOSU shirt, here’s what I was referring to:
Teen Girl Squad
Comment by Wooderson — May 30, 2006 @ 6:25 pm
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Our favorite ever is “ARROW’D!”
Comment by Orson Swindle — May 30, 2006 @ 6:31 pm