MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND READING LIST
We’re already on fumes going into the holiday weekend here, so in that spirit here’s your recharge and refill (as in your cocktail glass) reading list.
–UMichedMe’s got a haunting piece on former UM running back Tony Boles. Long, but worth it.
–Michigan=geek school. Why? It’s number two on the list of schools logging the most time in World of Warcraft play, surpassed only by the University of Washington. (If we were a Husky fan, we’d seek solace in virtual worlds, too.)
–Tony Barnhart’s got a piece on watching Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden speak at the National Football Foundation. According to Barnhart: Paterno = wootest because he’s given boatloads of money to the university and become a part of Penn State’s life as an institution, and Bowden =wootest because…he got rheumatic fever once and he won’t quit his job. We’ve always found both of those to be inspiring.
–Bob Davie talk footbaw. Bob Davie talk footbaw pretty round spread offense. If you don’t know what the spread offense is yet, cushion all the corners in your house with foam rubber and packing tape, wear a bike helmet 24/7, and considering switching from gas to electric lest you become the Sim that sets themselves on fire while trying to make dinner.
–Burnt Orange Nation talks with Kirk Bohls of the Austin Statesman, America’s most upright and respectable-sounding daily. He’s–prepare yourself–scared of blogs, though he makes an exception for Peter and the boys.
–Someone thinks Charlie Weis is “arrogant.” Judging by the comments thread, that someone probably “looks a lot like Wilford Brimley.”

–SMQ continues his impressive death slog through all 117 D-1 teams. If he’s still typing at the beginning of the season, we’ll buy him a bundt cake.
–If none of the above amuses you, the laughing yogi should.
Have a superb holiday weekend–we’ll be out Monday, so just watch that laughing yogi thing if you want to know what we’re thinking.









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NoleinTexas says:
Sir, as someone who sucks off the teet of Austin’s daily, it’s the Austin American-Statesman….so, all you Mexicans, get off my lawn.
May 26th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
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gramsey712 says:
Good lord….I can’t believe I just watched all of that laughing yogi….where is Terrible Terry Tate when you need him?
May 26th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
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Flop says:
Impressive amount of Big Ten schools on that list. Purdue, Minnesota, Illinois … no tosu.edu though.
Wonder what Buckeyes fans use the internet for. If only there were some sort of investigation …
May 26th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I tried that happy yogi chant but I kept getting it wrong at the end for some reason:
Then I realized that Scottish people aren’t made to be happy.
May 26th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
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tbmd96 says:
SMQ says that there will be 8 wins for Navy?
Sir, 8 wins will cause an uproar among loyal Navy fans. We will demand the head of Paul Johnson since he has not completed the “return to glory.” Anything less than an NFL scout setting up our next recruit signing will be less than tolerable.
/end sarcasm
May 26th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
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Nathan says:
Is it wrong that I’m mildly dissapointed GT is only 7th on the WoW list? Our nerds are slipping!
May 27th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
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Brian says:
Wilford Brimley, King of diabetes testing supplies.
May 28th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
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Jeremy says:
Slightly OT…
I watched Big Trouble this weekend on TV. Who ever wrote that movie, really does not like Florida fans. I did not see any references to jean shorts however.
May 29th, 2006 at 11:09 am
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Walrus says:
This is from the World of Warcraft site…simply hillarious, also some of those nerds wanted the list to be done by % of campus that played the game and not the total number of people who played the game. That way their smaller universities would be ranked closer to the top…
“Like someone said earlier, a percentage rank might be better. My school only has about 1600 undergraduate students, but we actually have a class dedicated to WoW. Like, their assignments include getting into battles together, spending a certain amount of time online, and then writing a paper about their experiences. I mean, c’mon. Sure, some schools play a lot of WoW, but we get credit for it! (BTW, I’m at Rice University, which most of you have probably never heard of, though we did make #85 on the list).”
May 29th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
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Guy Incognito says:
Beautiful. Bobby Bowden, class act.
I also like the subtle shot at Notre Dame for firing Willingham.
May 29th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
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Wooderson says:
“Wootest”?
Orson, are you dropping in references to “Teen Girl Squad”?
Soooooo good.
May 30th, 2006 at 10:04 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Possums…
May 30th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
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Daviehamsufferer97 says:
Shove it 360 to Boneless’d
May 30th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
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Wooderson says:
ok, before anyone thinks that my comment above is slightly pervish, and seeing how I’m not wearing an tOSU shirt, here’s what I was referring to:
Teen Girl Squad
May 30th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Our favorite ever is “ARROW’D!”
May 30th, 2006 at 6:31 pm